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EnvironmentPK.com ^ | 28/12/09 | Asim Shah

[asimshah]

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[Darksheare]

Ah, classic reading.
Along with, “So you wanna start a riot?” and “mass panic for fun and profit”.

[Darksheare]

And let’s not forget the tale of ultimate terror: The Fuzzy What Was.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

My favorite was The Little Bear that made a Big Boom. I used to act it out.

But my parents took away my blasting caps

[NicknamedBob]

"Mine was a rather stupid one, kind of like having a really dumb dog. Had wings, but didn’t fly much because the rider/maintenance boy is afraid of heights. No magic, because the only person that had any magic was the evil king, and his was more voodoo than anything else. And I don’t think I had it breathing fire, but I may have just forgotten about that point. It was nacho-cheese orange, with black wings. And you had to feed it every four hours or so, else it would get hungry and start munching up the furniture and potted plants in the office."

I like your irreverent and whimsical story. It reminds me of the work of Richard P. Powell, who wrote "Pioneer, Go Home!" from which the movie "Follow That Dream" with Elvis Presley was made.

Powell also wrote "Don Quixote, USA", about a very improbable hero and the army he inherited. I really enjoyed that one.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

‘He was a fine young man and I miss him, but, Name of God, he was certainly stupid.’

[NicknamedBob]

'No, no, Señor, you misunderstood. I called you "El Estupendo!"'

[Tax-chick]

Morning, all. Frank and I went to sleep (lights out, no books ;-). DP went to the office sometime after 9:00 (when I checked out) and isn’t back yet. Today’s my day off from the dentist, and we’re not supposed to get any snow until maybe after dark.

I guess Anoreth’s gone to sea again. Better her than me ...

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

"I guess Anoreth’s gone to sea again. Better her than me ..."

Or me. In the Army, the earth only moves around when the artillery gets too close.

[Tax-chick]

Everything shakes here when the washer is on the spin cycle.

[NicknamedBob]

It’s also exciting to live near an airport.

But the plus side is, you occasionally get to entertain international travelers.

[Monkey Face]

Dust bunnies don’t need instructions to multiply. They’re just like wire hangers. Only fluffy.

[sionnsar]

Yawn. Got up at 5:45 AM for a webcast that wasn’t worth it. And though it normally runs an hour, today’s was a half hour. Grrr...

[Tax-chick]

And the more catz you have, the faster the dust-bunny population expands. There’s probably a mathematical formula, with variables for things like long- or short-haired catz, and how often the catz leave the bed ...

[Tax-chick]

Yawn. I got up at 5:45 a.m. to feed the dog and let her out.

[Dead Corpse]

11 and snowing here. Roads are covered with glare ice. A 20 minute commute took an hour and 45 minutes.

FML...

[Tax-chick]

At least you survived.

[Dead Corpse]

So far. I'm now in a hostile environment surrounded by half trained animals.

There is still the commute home to think of as well...

It'd be a lot easier if I have a VTOL commuter craft.

[Tax-chick]

I'm now in a hostile environment surrounded by half trained animals.

Me, too, but I didn't have to commute here!

[sionnsar]

Moving Day approaches. I had had a new home picked out but it seems to have vanished. Oh well.