Posted on 12/28/2009 11:45:21 AM PST by 12GA
Thursday, March 12 PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery. Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city's Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.
Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning.
Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.
(Excerpt) Read more at berkshireeagle.com ...
Be honest now..wouldn’t you have liked the opportunity to watch the catfight?
Anyone?
Bueller?
How do they know which is the wife? The baster or the bastee?
Western MA
SO THAT is what the Northampton fires were about!
Heck, I don’t want those carpet nibblers to get pregnant, either.
He REALLY likes turkey basters?
No doubt dykes are just cute as Christmas when they’re “all liquored up!”
Umm ... ewww ...
Detective Thomas H. Harrington said Jennifer Lighten declined "to go forward with charges of assault with intent to rape"; because she did not believe "Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe." However, Harrington informed the alleged victim that attempted rape charges could be filed if she changes her mind.
The judge and the prosecutor would never allow a dude to get away with this behavior. Under the jail for a guy.
Judge Rita S. Koenigs ordered Lighten to "refrain from abuse"; and to return to court for an April 29 pretrial hearing.
So she lets the babes go home with a verbal scolding? Please don't beat her again? A true loser judge in MA.
Ain't faggotry wonderful ?
A projectile vomiting story.
Huh? HER wife?
Like the sign at the Carry-out Casino said....”Liquor in the front - Poker in the rear”
I saw the title and felt bad for Mike Rowe
A syringe? Sorry missy, you're going about it all wrong. What you girls need to figure out ... well wait, do you a deck of cards?
“She! She! Not he. These were 2 lesbians - one of which was the “wife”. Ewwww!”
Since you appointed yourself my grammar teacher in the thread linked below...I’ve decided to do the same to you.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2417267/posts?page=66#66
You should really read what you write BEFORE you post it. The period in your next to last sentence should go inside your quotation mark...not outside it.
Remember, read BEFORE you post. Not AFTER. Say...you could use that to learn the proper use of quotation marks as well.
Surely this mistake matters as much as my two typos? Don’t complain now...it will make you look like a hypocrite.
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