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Long live big-butt women!
NY Post ^ | January 13, 2010 | IKIMULISA LIVINGSTON and CHUCK BENNETT

Posted on 01/13/2010 2:58:19 AM PST by Scanian

Those curves are making cardiologists smile.

A new study out of Oxford University in England found women with "pear-shaped" figures -- ample extra padding around the hips, buttocks and thighs -- are actually at a lower risk for heart and metabolic diseases.

"It is shape that matters and where the fat gathers," said Oxford's Dr. Konstantinos Manolopoulos, explaining that fat stored on the hips and in the rear absorb harmful fatty acids and further prevent arteries from clogging.

"Fat around the hips and thighs is good for you, but around the tummy is bad," he told BBC News, noting that the proverbial "spare tire" around the belly leads to higher incidences of heart disease.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: buttocks; fat; heartdisease; hips

1 posted on 01/13/2010 2:58:21 AM PST by Scanian
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To: Scanian

If this is true , Michelle Obama will live to be 1000.


2 posted on 01/13/2010 3:26:42 AM PST by Venturer
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To: Venturer
"If this is true , Michelle Obama will live to be 1000."

A Sir Mix-a-lot song skeeps playing through my head, I Like Big Butts

3 posted on 01/13/2010 4:05:24 AM PST by sniper63 ("Ask not what your Country can do for you but what you can do for your Country,)
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To: Scanian

They are talking about the First Wookie.

LLS


4 posted on 01/13/2010 4:33:45 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (hussama will never be my president... NEVER!)
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To: Scanian

AH HA!!! Do these make my butt look fat? out with the old, and in with the new change, i mean age/s


5 posted on 01/13/2010 4:45:05 AM PST by kauai
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To: Scanian
Does this count, to having a big butt?
6 posted on 01/13/2010 4:49:37 AM PST by kauai
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To: kauai

Now that’s a thing of beauty!


7 posted on 01/13/2010 4:52:12 AM PST by 2nd Bn, 11th Mar (The "P" in democrat stands for patriotism)
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To: sniper63

Obligatory Sir Mix-A-Lot Latin translation:

De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
Mixaloti equitis

mehercle!
(By Hercules!)
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)

amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)
virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius
(So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches)
clunibus profunde fartas(*1) esse [—his footnotes are added below after the second translation—]
(Have been deeply stuffed with buttock?)
a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum.
(Alas! I am captured, nor am I able to desist from gazing.)
o dominola mea, volo tecum congredi
(My dear lady, I want to come together with you)
pingereque picturam tui.
(And make a picture of you.)
familiares mei me monebant
(My companions were trying to warn me)
sed clunes istae libidinem in me concitant.
(But those buttocks of yours arouse lust in me.)
o! cutis rugosa glabraque! (*2)
(O skin wrinkled and smooth!)
dixistine te in meum vehiculum intrare velle?
(Did you say you wish to enter my vehicle?)
in arbitrio tuo totus veni
(I am entirely at your disposal)
quia non es mediocris adsecula.
(Because you are not an average hanger-on.)
vidi illam saltantem.(*3)
(I have seen her dancing.)
obliviscere igitur blanditiarum! (*3a)
(Forget, therefore, about blandishments!)
tantus sudor! tantus umor!
(Such sweat! Such moisture!)
vehor quasi in curru quadrigarum! (*4)
(I am borne along as if by a four-horse chariot!)
taedet me in diurnis legendi
(I am tired of reading in the gazettes)
planas clunes gratiores iudicari.
(That flat buttocks are judged more pleasing.)
rogate quoslibet Aethiopes: responsum erit
(Ask any black men you wish: the answer will be)
se libentius expletiores (*5) anteponere.
(Rather that they prefer fuller ones.)
o consortes (quid est?) o consortes (quid est?)
(O colleagues [What is it?] O colleagues [What is it?])
habent amicae vestrae magnas clunes? (certe habent!)
(Do your girlfriends have large buttocks? [They certainly have!])
hortamini igitur ut eas quatiant (ut quatiant!)
(Encourage them therefore to shake them! [To shake them!])
ut quatiant! (ut quatiant!)
(To shake them! [To shake them!)
ut quatiant illas clunes sanas!
(To shake those healthy buttocks!)
domina mea exstat a tergo! (*6)
(My mistress stands out behind!)


8 posted on 01/13/2010 4:52:19 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: 2nd Bn, 11th Mar

see(smiling) some of us are proud to carry a big butt. lol


9 posted on 01/13/2010 4:57:15 AM PST by kauai
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To: Pan_Yan

lol.... tears / continued lol


10 posted on 01/13/2010 4:58:30 AM PST by kauai
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To: kauai
Does this count, to having a big butt?

About another 5 1/2 inches of barrel and you'd have a well balanced big butt ;^)

11 posted on 01/13/2010 5:01:37 AM PST by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: MarineBrat; pissant; posterchild; doubled; bk1000; mouser; llevrok; Red in Blue PA; MilspecRob; ...

Long live big-butt women! Hottie Ping!
We need pictures boys ... pictures. Toute suite. Git ‘er dun.
To be on or off the Hottie Ping List please FReepmail me.


12 posted on 01/13/2010 5:08:02 AM PST by numberonepal (Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
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To: Scanian

Plus they have fewer accidents.

“Weebles wobble. But they don’t fall down!”


13 posted on 01/13/2010 5:11:58 AM PST by earlJam
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To: numberonepal
pictures??!!
14 posted on 01/13/2010 5:30:27 AM PST by kauai
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To: kauai

As a Bootyologist I trust my disciples of hotness to post only the best pictures.


15 posted on 01/13/2010 5:32:10 AM PST by numberonepal (Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
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To: kauai
Ask....and ye shall receive.

MS. BIG BUTT!!!! Pictures, Images and Photos
16 posted on 01/13/2010 5:37:24 AM PST by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: kauai
Here is to wishing them all a long and happy life!
17 posted on 01/13/2010 5:40:56 AM PST by allmendream (Income is EARNED not distributed. So how could it be re-distributed?)
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To: Scanian

At last, I’ve been vindicated!


18 posted on 01/13/2010 5:42:43 AM PST by PuzzledInTX
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To: Scanian

Gotta love a woman who’s not afraid to eat.


19 posted on 01/13/2010 5:49:55 AM PST by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: numberonepal
well ok, here's to you and yours a like,
20 posted on 01/13/2010 6:22:27 AM PST by kauai
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To: RandallFlagg

New meaning to the old...
Wife tells husband she wishes she had bigger breasts...
Husband says “Rub them with toilet paper couple of times a day.”
Wife: “How will that help?”
Husband “Don’t really know, but you been rubbing your a$$ with toilet paper for years, and look at the size of it”

He SHOULD be up and around in a couple of days....


21 posted on 01/13/2010 6:25:56 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98 )VOTE THE INCUMBENTS OUT)
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To: allmendream
she doubtfully will have that figure later in life, gravity tends to have it's way.
22 posted on 01/13/2010 6:27:06 AM PST by kauai
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To: kauai
The buttocks, being muscle, can stay firm with proper exercise throughout life.

Most people quit exercising and allow senescence and gravity to take over.

Others pull a Raquel Welch.

23 posted on 01/13/2010 6:31:06 AM PST by allmendream (Income is EARNED not distributed. So how could it be re-distributed?)
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To: Scanian

Fat bottom girl, you make the rockin’ world go ‘round...


24 posted on 01/13/2010 6:34:25 AM PST by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., hot enough down there today?" TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: kauai
"Does this count, to having a big butt?"

Only if it is gender specific.;-)

25 posted on 01/13/2010 6:41:01 AM PST by verity (Obama Lies)
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To: xrmusn

Some women think their ass is too small.

Some women think their ass is too big.

Some women love him just the way he is.


26 posted on 01/13/2010 6:42:59 AM PST by AZ .44 MAG (I'm Jim Thompson and I say our government is a joke and its current makeup is the punch line.)
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To: Scanian
"It is shape that matters and where the fat gathers,"

Wow...Dr. Seuss is really a doctor???

27 posted on 01/13/2010 6:44:29 AM PST by IrishPennant (If you can accept losing, you can't win. ~ Vince Lombardi)
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To: marine86297

I was going to post that big but.

That is what a woman should look like.


28 posted on 01/13/2010 7:14:30 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: allmendream

lol, I hadn’t heard of the Raquel Welch.


29 posted on 01/13/2010 7:20:25 AM PST by kauai
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To: Scanian

Sir Mix-a-Lot was right!


30 posted on 01/13/2010 7:21:12 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Scanian

31 posted on 01/13/2010 7:26:00 AM PST by cmsgop
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To: kauai
38 years later and she is still a looker.
32 posted on 01/13/2010 7:28:47 AM PST by allmendream (Income is EARNED not distributed. So how could it be re-distributed?)
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To: numberonepal
It may not have been big, but it sure was pretty:


33 posted on 01/13/2010 10:08:51 AM PST by colorado tanker
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To: Scanian

34 posted on 01/13/2010 10:23:58 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
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To: numberonepal

With modern plastic surgery these days, it is easy to make an ass of ones’ self


35 posted on 01/13/2010 11:12:44 AM PST by llevrok (Our troops. Ordinary men and women doing extra ordinary things.... Daily.)
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To: RandallFlagg

Hear, hear!

The Rubenesque type happens to be my personal favorite and, I’m sure, the favorite of a lot of other men if they would be honest about it.

To me, there is nothing sexier than a voluptuous woman who enjoys good food and some adult beverages.

Put me with a lady like that and I will be one happy s.o.b.!


36 posted on 01/13/2010 12:35:25 PM PST by Scanian
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To: JimRed

I’ve never found anything quite as enjoyable as “rockin’” with a “hippy” woman!

But that’s just me - one of those “demented right-wingers” whose taste is WAY out of step with the human clothes hangers that the homo clothing designers of Europe and America try to convince us represent feminine beauty.


37 posted on 01/13/2010 12:44:52 PM PST by Scanian
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To: allmendream

Raquel is a timeless hottie!


38 posted on 01/13/2010 7:54:31 PM PST by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: allmendream

Raquel is a timeless hottie!


39 posted on 01/13/2010 7:55:12 PM PST by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: numberonepal
Photobucket
40 posted on 01/14/2010 4:46:41 PM PST by IYellAtMyTV (Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
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To: IYellAtMyTV

Oh yeah. That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.


41 posted on 01/14/2010 6:16:26 PM PST by numberonepal (Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
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To: numberonepal

Mmmmmm...ham hocks.


42 posted on 01/15/2010 6:57:32 AM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Vigilantcitizen

The humpty dance

iz yo chance

do tha humpty hump


43 posted on 01/15/2010 12:32:16 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: allmendream

I think Raquel Welch is more beautiful now than she was in her heyday.


44 posted on 01/15/2010 12:41:57 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Bush at his worst was still better than Obama at his best.)
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