If There were A Husband Store For Women (Humor)

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[Tom Hawks]

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened recently in New York City. A woman may go there to choose a husband. At the entrance to the store is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors, and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you may not go back down except to exit the building!

One day a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband for herself. At the first floor a sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward.  The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking, and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor.  There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

[Tom Hawks]

Just though everyone one needed a good laugh

[packrat35]

Its funny and so true.

[mamelukesabre]

What would the woman store be like?

floor one: these women have boobs

floor two: these women have big boobs

floor three: these women have bigger boobs

floor four: No one knows whats on this floor since no man has made it this far

[GSP.FAN]

Sorry i am a mean SOb tonight.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

I got my husband on Floor 5. :-)

[TexasNative2000]

I know some guys who have been looking for The Wife store. They haven’t found it yet because they won’t stop and ask for directions....

[ottbmare]

Pretty good! You nailed it.

[umgud]

What a hoot!

[SkyDancer]

[REDWOOD99]

Bada BING! :)

[BreezyDog]

I just forwarded this to my wife. Fitting for a day of me taking her abuse...

[latina4dubya]

i would have kept going because one very important attribute is missing... high intelligence... my husband is from the fifth floor with the added intelligence... ;-)

[Irenic]

Little rat turd :p

Thanks for the giggles...

[mamelukesabre]

Someone’s gotta tell ya how much they like your boobs.

[CodeToad]

lol. Thought the sign would say, “..and gay.”

[potlatch]

[floor four: No one knows whats on this floor since no man has made it this far]

AND, that shows what BIG BOOBS men can be, lol!

[MaxMax]

Now days the 6th floor is full of Queens from SF.

[Candor7]

I am gay. A former lover of Bawney Fwanks. I went into the store and put my lips to work on a man on each floor. Except for the last floor. I was really pished not to be able to have another go on floor 6, but then a short little woman came up and dragged me over to her house for me coaching her on what she had seen me do on Floor 5.Her name was Croakley, some dame from Massachusetts. Kept mumbling things about the magic negro,whoever that is, getting ready for him or something like that.Did my best, wasn't much to work with.

( sarc.)

[SkyDancer]

[mamelukesabre]

LOL