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I need helping choosing software to help my moose hunting sister to select cheese.
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Posted on 03/03/2010 6:12:42 PM PST by mnehring

A strange thing happened tonight. While reading the sudden onslaught of threads asking for advice on various topics, I suddenly remembered that my sister, who loves to hunt moose, really has a problem buying cheese.

Does any FReeper have advice for a piece of software she can use to select the cheese?


TOPICS: Agriculture; Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: advice; beeber; cheese; moose; sister; stune
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1 posted on 03/03/2010 6:12:42 PM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehring

No, but my Magic 8-Ball says to go for the Kraft individual slices of cheddar in your grocer’s dairy section.


2 posted on 03/03/2010 6:13:48 PM PST by mkjessup
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To: mnehring

not sure about the cheese..but i am sure some colorful comments will follow


3 posted on 03/03/2010 6:14:24 PM PST by OL Hickory (Jesus and the American soldier-1 died for your soul/1 died for your freedom)
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To: mnehring

I highly recommend the foil wrap aged brick cheese from Widmer’s Cheese in Theresa, WI...don’t need no steenkin fromage software for that, just follow your nose...


4 posted on 03/03/2010 6:15:00 PM PST by stefanbatory (Weed out the RINOs! Sign the pledge. conservativepledge.org)
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To: mnehring

That’s a tough one. There’s an organization called “Toast Masters.” I assume they are experts in the field of grilled bread products. Unfortunately, there is no organization called “Cheese Masters.”

Perhaps your sister should establish “Cheese Masters of America.”

I hope this helps.


5 posted on 03/03/2010 6:15:50 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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To: mnehring; Allegra

You signed up in 2001 just to post this vanity?


6 posted on 03/03/2010 6:16:57 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: mnehring
I suddenly remembered that my sister

I met your sister once. She's so ugly it's no wonder she has a problem buying cheese.........As far as getting bit by a moose, forget it! I recently read on a moose thread that your sister is the one to watch out for.........

7 posted on 03/03/2010 6:17:16 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (My boomerang won't come back)
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To: mnehring

A friend of mine knows a guy who might know something about software. Or cheese. It’s one of those two. I think.

I’ll get back to you...


8 posted on 03/03/2010 6:17:59 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (I Got My Dollars Worth Today.)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Moose is excellent. I suggest an Italian Cheese that will keep all of your friends away from the moosemeat.....here is a great link to forward to her...

enjoy.....

http://www.ilovecheese.co.uk/casu-marzu-worlds-dangerous-cheese.html


9 posted on 03/03/2010 6:18:23 PM PST by Michigan Bowhunter (Democrat socialist liberal scumbags.....how did we let this happen!)
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To: mnehring

A moose once bit my sister...


10 posted on 03/03/2010 6:19:25 PM PST by snowrip (Liberal? YOU ARE A SOCIALIST WITH NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT.)
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To: mnehring
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11 posted on 03/03/2010 6:19:57 PM PST by Touch Not the Cat
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To: mnehring
Moose has a strong flavor, I suggest a strong flavor in your cheese.
12 posted on 03/03/2010 6:20:05 PM PST by TWfromTEXAS (Life is the one choice that pro choicers will not support.)
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To: mnehring

Picture-> Pancake-> Bunny


13 posted on 03/03/2010 6:20:05 PM PST by GreenAccord (Bakon Akbar!)
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To: mnehring

14 posted on 03/03/2010 6:20:53 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: mnehring

Just cut it! :^O


15 posted on 03/03/2010 6:21:46 PM PST by exnavy (May the Lord grant our troops protection and endurance.)
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16 posted on 03/03/2010 6:22:36 PM PST by Touch Not the Cat
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To: mnehring

IF, she is frying the moose in a burger, I suggest white American cheese sliced a bit on the thick side. I find mine at Wal Mart.
If it is more of a fondue, then Velveeta. I know that irritates moose purists, but I find it melts better.

(You know, this is the second thread I’ve posted on that I’ve promoted Wal Mart. Perhaps I should buy some stock.)


17 posted on 03/03/2010 6:23:04 PM PST by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: mnehring

My sister got a moose hickey one time.


18 posted on 03/03/2010 6:23:35 PM PST by contrarian (Don't blame me-- I didn't vote for him)
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To: Nervous Tick; mnehring; Allegra; SpinnerWebb
You signed up in 2001 just to post this vanity?

You signed up in 2004 and don't understand sarcasm from someone who is tired of idiots using freerepublic as a technical support forum?

19 posted on 03/03/2010 6:27:03 PM PST by tx_eggman
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To: mnehring
Click the Pic J
I Didn't Do It
I didn't do it...I tell ya
I was on the other side of town
&
I didn't bite anybodies sister either.....
It's all a dirty rumor.....
It's...It's...Moose Abuse...I tell ya

And I Didn't Eat The Cheese Either!

20 posted on 03/03/2010 6:28:28 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: mnehring

You may be able to find pertinent advice on this thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2288277/posts


21 posted on 03/03/2010 6:29:31 PM PST by Rocky (Obama's policy: A thousand points of lies.)
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To: mnehring

"You FReepers need to leave me out of this. Uh, is your sister around?"

22 posted on 03/03/2010 6:30:23 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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To: mnehring

She’d better have a Beeber or she’s gonna get bit.


23 posted on 03/03/2010 6:31:36 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: mnehring

Tell her to stay out of the shower.


24 posted on 03/03/2010 6:32:21 PM PST by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: mnehring
Have you tried Goudagle?
25 posted on 03/03/2010 6:35:04 PM PST by FourPeas (servantscenter.org -- Jesus' hands and feet on the streets serving those in need)
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To: mnehring

If you’re interested in apps that “cut the cheese” you’ll find them at iTunes. Check out iFart, for example.


26 posted on 03/03/2010 6:36:07 PM PST by WriteOn (Truth)
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To: mnehring

I am absolutely stuned!!!


27 posted on 03/03/2010 6:36:23 PM PST by Chong (How's that HopEy, changEy, (thingEy) stuff working out for ya?)
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To: mnehring
Just why isn't the plural of ‘moose’ given as ‘meese’? I've never understood that.

What's good for the goose is good for the moose, I always say.

28 posted on 03/03/2010 6:37:47 PM PST by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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To: El Sordo

Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK)


29 posted on 03/03/2010 6:39:28 PM PST by BlueLancer (I'm getting a fine tootsy-frootsying right here...)
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To: mnehring

Is she a classygreeneyedblonde deepinthehurtgenforest?


30 posted on 03/03/2010 6:40:43 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: JoeProBono

You never cease to amaze me with the tricks you pull out of your hat.


31 posted on 03/03/2010 6:40:46 PM PST by tfbcowinafog
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To: mnehring

I’ll be in the shower with a moose, my sister, cheese, whine and a Glock. Please fill me in later how this thread works out.


32 posted on 03/03/2010 6:41:36 PM PST by davetex (Arm up, Ammo up, Practice up, We're on our own.)
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To: mnehring

Skip all that stuff and go straight for the cheese whiz in a can.


33 posted on 03/03/2010 6:41:42 PM PST by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: tfbcowinafog

;-{)


34 posted on 03/03/2010 6:42:37 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: mnehring

Frolicing Moose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNy9jTeolUk


35 posted on 03/03/2010 6:44:16 PM PST by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: mnehring

I need help choosing which socks to wear tomorrow.


36 posted on 03/03/2010 6:45:26 PM PST by Allegra (It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
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To: mnehring

Did you do a search to see if this was a duplicate thread?


37 posted on 03/03/2010 6:45:51 PM PST by za_claws (Our President is the new Milli Vanilli)
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To: za_claws

Yes, it was already posted here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2463655/posts


38 posted on 03/03/2010 6:46:59 PM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehring
But what of the noble mustagn?
39 posted on 03/03/2010 6:47:17 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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40 posted on 03/03/2010 6:52:33 PM PST by Leisler (What 'free market', where is it?)
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To: mnehring

If she finds software for selcting the cheese, and she selects a particular brand of cheese, will the cutting of the cheese be forthcoming??

sorry couldn’t resist...farts = funny


41 posted on 03/03/2010 6:53:50 PM PST by hiramknight (Freedom isn't free. Ask a marine, soldier, airmen or sailor.)
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To: mnehring

I don’t know, but this is hugh! Very series.


42 posted on 03/03/2010 6:55:52 PM PST by john in springfield
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To: mnehring

Can you see the host?


43 posted on 03/03/2010 6:57:15 PM PST by pgyanke (You have no "rights" that require an involuntary burden on another person. Period. - MrB)
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To: mnehring

a blast from the past...


44 posted on 03/03/2010 7:10:42 PM PST by lack-of-trust
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To: paulycy

Best one so far!


45 posted on 03/03/2010 7:31:20 PM PST by daniel1212 ("Whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved")
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To: mnehring

I think what you’re looking for is freepware written in C++, which must must installed on a C drive formatted used the FAT32 file system. However, it must be understood, as stated in the EULA, Note also that the software is not fault toler-ant, nor can the software be held accountable for any lose of bytes due to improper use of mice. Well, i tried, but its free.


46 posted on 03/03/2010 7:43:19 PM PST by daniel1212 ("Whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved")
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To: mnehring

Yur post smelz like Limburger.


47 posted on 03/03/2010 8:22:19 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: mnehring

Make sure your sister’s logged in...


48 posted on 03/03/2010 9:23:50 PM PST by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: mnehring

Maybe if your sister sings this song, she’ll have an easier time selecting...

___________________________________________________________________
Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.” “

.... “Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”

I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.

I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, I’m coming for the truth | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

I fight in my pajamas, | It’s plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnor’s family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.

She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then I’ll look all ‘round, | And when I find his birth record, | I’ll fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeper’ll surely die, | And when I’m dead and buried, | Obama don’t you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me; | I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=30#30


49 posted on 03/03/2010 10:45:19 PM PST by Kevmo (So America gets what America deserves - the destruction of its Constitution. ~Leo Donofrio, 6/1/09)
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Well this has been fun, nothing like processed cheese food to start (or end) the thread:
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50 posted on 03/04/2010 4:18:18 AM PST by mkjessup
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