Skip to comments.I need helping choosing software to help my moose hunting sister to select cheese.
Posted on 03/03/2010 6:12:42 PM PST by mnehring
A strange thing happened tonight. While reading the sudden onslaught of threads asking for advice on various topics, I suddenly remembered that my sister, who loves to hunt moose, really has a problem buying cheese.
Does any FReeper have advice for a piece of software she can use to select the cheese?
No, but my Magic 8-Ball says to go for the Kraft individual slices of cheddar in your grocer’s dairy section.
not sure about the cheese..but i am sure some colorful comments will follow
I highly recommend the foil wrap aged brick cheese from Widmer’s Cheese in Theresa, WI...don’t need no steenkin fromage software for that, just follow your nose...
That’s a tough one. There’s an organization called “Toast Masters.” I assume they are experts in the field of grilled bread products. Unfortunately, there is no organization called “Cheese Masters.”
Perhaps your sister should establish “Cheese Masters of America.”
I hope this helps.
You signed up in 2001 just to post this vanity?
I met your sister once. She's so ugly it's no wonder she has a problem buying cheese.........As far as getting bit by a moose, forget it! I recently read on a moose thread that your sister is the one to watch out for.........
A friend of mine knows a guy who might know something about software. Or cheese. It’s one of those two. I think.
I’ll get back to you...
Moose is excellent. I suggest an Italian Cheese that will keep all of your friends away from the moosemeat.....here is a great link to forward to her...
A moose once bit my sister...
Picture-> Pancake-> Bunny
Just cut it! :^O
IF, she is frying the moose in a burger, I suggest white American cheese sliced a bit on the thick side. I find mine at Wal Mart.
If it is more of a fondue, then Velveeta. I know that irritates moose purists, but I find it melts better.
(You know, this is the second thread I’ve posted on that I’ve promoted Wal Mart. Perhaps I should buy some stock.)
My sister got a moose hickey one time.
You signed up in 2004 and don't understand sarcasm from someone who is tired of idiots using freerepublic as a technical support forum?
Click the Pic J
I didn't do it...I tell ya
I was on the other side of town
I didn't bite anybodies sister either.....
It's all a dirty rumor.....
It's...It's...Moose Abuse...I tell ya
And I Didn't Eat The Cheese Either!
You may be able to find pertinent advice on this thread:
"You FReepers need to leave me out of this. Uh, is your sister around?"
She’d better have a Beeber or she’s gonna get bit.
Tell her to stay out of the shower.
If you’re interested in apps that “cut the cheese” you’ll find them at iTunes. Check out iFart, for example.
I am absolutely stuned!!!
What's good for the goose is good for the moose, I always say.
Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK)
Is she a classygreeneyedblonde deepinthehurtgenforest?
You never cease to amaze me with the tricks you pull out of your hat.
I’ll be in the shower with a moose, my sister, cheese, whine and a Glock. Please fill me in later how this thread works out.
Skip all that stuff and go straight for the cheese whiz in a can.
I need help choosing which socks to wear tomorrow.
Did you do a search to see if this was a duplicate thread?
Yes, it was already posted here:
If she finds software for selcting the cheese, and she selects a particular brand of cheese, will the cutting of the cheese be forthcoming??
sorry couldn’t resist...farts = funny
I don’t know, but this is hugh! Very series.
Can you see the host?
a blast from the past...
Best one so far!
I think what you’re looking for is freepware written in C++, which must must installed on a C drive formatted used the FAT32 file system. However, it must be understood, as stated in the EULA, Note also that the software is not fault toler-ant, nor can the software be held accountable for any lose of bytes due to improper use of mice. Well, i tried, but its free.
Yur post smelz like Limburger.
Make sure your sister’s logged in...
Maybe if your sister sings this song, she’ll have an easier time selecting...
Sung to the tune of Oh! Susanna, dont you cry for me.
.... Oh, no Bama, please dont lie to me... for Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
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I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, Im coming for the truth | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas, | Its plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnors family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows shell pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then Ill look all round, | And when I find his birth record, | Ill fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeperll surely die, | And when Im dead and buried, | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you cry for me; | Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
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