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I need helping choosing software to help my moose hunting sister to select cheese.
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Posted on 03/03/2010 6:12:42 PM PST by mnehring

A strange thing happened tonight. While reading the sudden onslaught of threads asking for advice on various topics, I suddenly remembered that my sister, who loves to hunt moose, really has a problem buying cheese.

Does any FReeper have advice for a piece of software she can use to select the cheese?


TOPICS: Agriculture; Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: advice; beeber; cheese; moose; sister; stune
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1 posted on 03/03/2010 6:12:42 PM PST by mnehring
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To: mnehring

No, but my Magic 8-Ball says to go for the Kraft individual slices of cheddar in your grocer’s dairy section.


2 posted on 03/03/2010 6:13:48 PM PST by mkjessup
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To: mnehring

not sure about the cheese..but i am sure some colorful comments will follow


3 posted on 03/03/2010 6:14:24 PM PST by OL Hickory (Jesus and the American soldier-1 died for your soul/1 died for your freedom)
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To: mnehring

I highly recommend the foil wrap aged brick cheese from Widmer’s Cheese in Theresa, WI...don’t need no steenkin fromage software for that, just follow your nose...


4 posted on 03/03/2010 6:15:00 PM PST by stefanbatory (Weed out the RINOs! Sign the pledge. conservativepledge.org)
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To: mnehring

That’s a tough one. There’s an organization called “Toast Masters.” I assume they are experts in the field of grilled bread products. Unfortunately, there is no organization called “Cheese Masters.”

Perhaps your sister should establish “Cheese Masters of America.”

I hope this helps.


5 posted on 03/03/2010 6:15:50 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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To: mnehring; Allegra

You signed up in 2001 just to post this vanity?


6 posted on 03/03/2010 6:16:57 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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To: mnehring
I suddenly remembered that my sister

I met your sister once. She's so ugly it's no wonder she has a problem buying cheese.........As far as getting bit by a moose, forget it! I recently read on a moose thread that your sister is the one to watch out for.........

7 posted on 03/03/2010 6:17:16 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (My boomerang won't come back)
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To: mnehring

A friend of mine knows a guy who might know something about software. Or cheese. It’s one of those two. I think.

I’ll get back to you...


8 posted on 03/03/2010 6:17:59 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (I Got My Dollars Worth Today.)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Moose is excellent. I suggest an Italian Cheese that will keep all of your friends away from the moosemeat.....here is a great link to forward to her...

enjoy.....

http://www.ilovecheese.co.uk/casu-marzu-worlds-dangerous-cheese.html


9 posted on 03/03/2010 6:18:23 PM PST by Michigan Bowhunter (Democrat socialist liberal scumbags.....how did we let this happen!)
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To: mnehring

A moose once bit my sister...


10 posted on 03/03/2010 6:19:25 PM PST by snowrip (Liberal? YOU ARE A SOCIALIST WITH NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT.)
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To: mnehring
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11 posted on 03/03/2010 6:19:57 PM PST by Touch Not the Cat
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To: mnehring
Moose has a strong flavor, I suggest a strong flavor in your cheese.
12 posted on 03/03/2010 6:20:05 PM PST by TWfromTEXAS (Life is the one choice that pro choicers will not support.)
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To: mnehring

Picture-> Pancake-> Bunny


13 posted on 03/03/2010 6:20:05 PM PST by GreenAccord (Bakon Akbar!)
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To: mnehring

14 posted on 03/03/2010 6:20:53 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: mnehring

Just cut it! :^O


15 posted on 03/03/2010 6:21:46 PM PST by exnavy (May the Lord grant our troops protection and endurance.)
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16 posted on 03/03/2010 6:22:36 PM PST by Touch Not the Cat
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To: mnehring

IF, she is frying the moose in a burger, I suggest white American cheese sliced a bit on the thick side. I find mine at Wal Mart.
If it is more of a fondue, then Velveeta. I know that irritates moose purists, but I find it melts better.

(You know, this is the second thread I’ve posted on that I’ve promoted Wal Mart. Perhaps I should buy some stock.)


17 posted on 03/03/2010 6:23:04 PM PST by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: mnehring

My sister got a moose hickey one time.


18 posted on 03/03/2010 6:23:35 PM PST by contrarian (Don't blame me-- I didn't vote for him)
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To: Nervous Tick; mnehring; Allegra; SpinnerWebb
You signed up in 2001 just to post this vanity?

You signed up in 2004 and don't understand sarcasm from someone who is tired of idiots using freerepublic as a technical support forum?

19 posted on 03/03/2010 6:27:03 PM PST by tx_eggman
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To: mnehring
Click the Pic J
I Didn't Do It
I didn't do it...I tell ya
I was on the other side of town
&
I didn't bite anybodies sister either.....
It's all a dirty rumor.....
It's...It's...Moose Abuse...I tell ya

And I Didn't Eat The Cheese Either!

20 posted on 03/03/2010 6:28:28 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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