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Teen shoots his own testicles
Mercury News ^ | 3-8-10 | Staff

Posted on 03/08/2010 11:14:05 AM PST by Mikey_1962

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To: husky ed

Definitely a Hold muh beer moment.


81 posted on 03/08/2010 1:05:46 PM PST by beckysueb (Scott Brown is a start. Lets keep it going.)
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To: beebuster2000
he hit both !! thats pretty good shooting but i am just wondering on how you shoot both of your own? with one shot?

Oh, a 50 caliber will do it.

82 posted on 03/08/2010 1:12:41 PM PST by Ole Okie
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To: MIchaelTArchangel
He didn’t kill himself, but he apparently has taken his genes out of the gene pool...can he get an “honorary” Darwin Award?

No honorary necessary. The "Chuckie" is given for the recipient removing himself from the gene pool. Suicide by misadventure is the most common route, but not essential.

83 posted on 03/08/2010 1:16:36 PM PST by magslinger (Cry MALAISE! and let slip the dogs of incompetence.)
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To: Ole Okie

Yes, but your stuff will will be out past Ideeho!


84 posted on 03/08/2010 1:18:03 PM PST by OldEagle
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To: DemforBush
This would be my guess as to how this incident happened:

Yep and he was likely in the process of separating someone from their valuables when the gun went off and that's why he's not talking to the cops.

85 posted on 03/08/2010 1:18:23 PM PST by Drew68
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To: Allegra; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; IYAS9YAS; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Old Sarge; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆MANGLED GENITALS PING☆★☢☣☠☹♂

86 posted on 03/08/2010 1:19:37 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: kbennkc

Maybe he can use these...

http://www.neuticles.com/


87 posted on 03/08/2010 1:20:19 PM PST by MediaMole
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To: t-dude

Occam’s razor would posit that Michael was a common birth defect.

According to March of Dimes, about 1 in 135 live births has some genital or urinary tract birth defect, though most are minor. There are also some childhood diseases that might accomplish the same thing.


88 posted on 03/08/2010 1:23:06 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: Slings and Arrows; Mikey_1962; SunkenCiv; martin_fierro
This calls for a toast! I've been saving this for a special occasion...

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89 posted on 03/08/2010 1:26:49 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (God wants a Liberal or RINO hanging from every tree. Tar & feathers optional extras.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Can’t call him numb nuts.


90 posted on 03/08/2010 1:28:55 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Mikey_1962
"This is my rifle"
"This is my gun"
"This is for fighting"
"This is for...oh hell"
91 posted on 03/08/2010 1:42:38 PM PST by Clink (The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.)
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To: Clink

LOL!


92 posted on 03/08/2010 1:45:06 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: ApplegateRanch
That was a very, very bad year.
93 posted on 03/08/2010 1:45:19 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Mikey_1962; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...

YOU SHOT YOU WHAT OFF...PING!!!


94 posted on 03/08/2010 1:55:20 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: johniegrad
whose name is being withheld because he's a minor soprano

Whose name is being witheld because he's a castrano.

95 posted on 03/08/2010 2:04:08 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: Mikey_1962

"This is my weapon. This is my gun!"

96 posted on 03/08/2010 2:07:17 PM PST by earlJam
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

He wasn’t using them anyway.


97 posted on 03/08/2010 2:09:17 PM PST by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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To: Mikey_1962

Aw, nuts! I hate it when I do that!


98 posted on 03/08/2010 2:49:10 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: TChris

I own some outstanding guns too, but I don’t think I would refer to them that way if one had just shot me in the balls!


99 posted on 03/08/2010 2:50:48 PM PST by blau993 (Fight Gerbil Swarming)
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To: Loud Mime

Of course, I get it ... (note screen name).


100 posted on 03/08/2010 3:01:53 PM PST by NaughtiusMaximus (Spring returns.)
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