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Teen shoots his own testicles
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Posted on 03/08/2010 11:14:05 AM PST by Mikey_1962
A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said.
Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he's a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound.
The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative
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KEYWORDS: banglist; darwinaward; fail; napl; testicles
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To: husky ed
Definitely a Hold muh beer moment.
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posted on
03/08/2010 1:05:46 PM PST
by
beckysueb
(Scott Brown is a start. Lets keep it going.)
To: beebuster2000
he hit both !! thats pretty good shooting but i am just wondering on how you shoot both of your own? with one shot?Oh, a 50 caliber will do it.
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posted on
03/08/2010 1:12:41 PM PST
by
Ole Okie
To: MIchaelTArchangel
He didnt kill himself, but he apparently has taken his genes out of the gene pool...can he get an honorary Darwin Award? No honorary necessary. The "Chuckie" is given for the recipient removing himself from the gene pool. Suicide by misadventure is the most common route, but not essential.
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posted on
03/08/2010 1:16:36 PM PST
by
magslinger
(Cry MALAISE! and let slip the dogs of incompetence.)
To: Ole Okie
Yes, but your stuff will will be out past Ideeho!
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posted on
03/08/2010 1:18:03 PM PST
by
OldEagle
To: DemforBush
This would be my guess as to how this incident happened:Yep and he was likely in the process of separating someone from their valuables when the gun went off and that's why he's not talking to the cops.
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posted on
03/08/2010 1:18:23 PM PST
by
Drew68
To: Allegra; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; IYAS9YAS; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Old Sarge; ...
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To: kbennkc
To: t-dude
Occam’s razor would posit that Michael was a common birth defect.
According to March of Dimes, about 1 in 135 live births has some genital or urinary tract birth defect, though most are minor. There are also some childhood diseases that might accomplish the same thing.
To: Slings and Arrows; Mikey_1962; SunkenCiv; martin_fierro
This calls for a toast! I've been saving this for a special occasion...
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posted on
03/08/2010 1:26:49 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(God wants a Liberal or RINO hanging from every tree. Tar & feathers optional extras.)
To: Mikey_1962
Can’t call him numb nuts.
To: Mikey_1962
"This is my rifle"
"This is my gun"
"This is for fighting"
"This is for...oh hell"
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posted on
03/08/2010 1:42:38 PM PST
by
Clink
(The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.)
To: Clink
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posted on
03/08/2010 1:45:06 PM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: ApplegateRanch
That was a very, very bad year.
To: Mikey_1962; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
YOU SHOT YOU WHAT OFF...PING!!!
To: johniegrad
whose name is being withheld because he's a minor soprano Whose name is being witheld because he's a castrano.
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posted on
03/08/2010 2:04:08 PM PST
by
Mikey_1962
(Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
To: Mikey_1962
"This is my weapon. This is my gun!"
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posted on
03/08/2010 2:07:17 PM PST
by
earlJam
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
He wasn’t using them anyway.
97
posted on
03/08/2010 2:09:17 PM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
To: Mikey_1962
Aw, nuts! I hate it when I do that!
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posted on
03/08/2010 2:49:10 PM PST
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: TChris
I own some outstanding guns too, but I don’t think I would refer to them that way if one had just shot me in the balls!
99
posted on
03/08/2010 2:50:48 PM PST
by
blau993
(Fight Gerbil Swarming)
To: Loud Mime
Of course, I get it ... (note screen name).
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