Eco-Sex: Go Green Between the Sheets and Make Your Love Life Sustainable
Posted on 04/08/2010 6:25:54 PM PDT by jenk
Sin: Courting by car Why drive for miles to meet up with your lover? Take public transportation to your rendezvous point and go for a long, sensual walk to get your juices flowing.
Or think beyond the steel steering box and turn on your soon-to-be lover with a hike or a bike ride. Way to work up a sweat.
Sin: Poison perfume Synthetic fragrances are so not sexy, baby. What if your bottle of Poison really were poison for your body and the environment? Most perfumes are derived from petroleum, and some contain potential neurotoxins.
Opt for DIY alternatives made from organic essential oils. Vanilla, rose and cinnamon turn guys on; the ladies dig vetiver and cedarwood.
Sin: Eating unsustainable chocolate
Conventional cacao farming is notorious for unsafe working conditions, lack of sustainability and below-poverty wages. Not sexy!
Sin: Ditching birth control
Babies are adorable, but all those gurgling genetic replicas can be major carbon sins. Each one of those "extra" children adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet.
Sin: Aphrodisiacs courtesy of Big Agra
Whether you're using artichokes, saffron, or ginger (to seduce a woman), or cinnamon, grapes, or peaches (to seduce a man), you'll go further if you get it fresh.
Do all your research, DIY projects, and shopping beforehand so you can be totally spontaneous, like every good little eco-sexual should be.
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yeah, that would be a green date on a tight budget, perfect for those hardcore, “I ain’t got time to get to know ya,” meetings.
I don’t think silicon is very green.
Another suggestion, instead of giving your date flowers, heck give her a recycled shirt or old jeans that she can to to the GAP and get 30% off her next purchase of recycled clothing!
it can be tinted
...adds 9,441 metric tons of carbon to the planet.
Pray tell, how do you add carbon to the planet? Is this done through asteroids? Where does one go to find 9,441 metric tons of carbon in outer space? Mercury is solid rock, Venus is to hot to land ... I know, it most be Mars. Yeah ... all those mountains of carbon on Mars are being torn down, packaged and hurled into space so they will descend into earth's orbit. One for every kid. Why with millions of babies being born each year, we must be hit by BILLIONS of tons of carbon.
... Idiots.
OK - I’d hit it.
Right after I slapped on some Brute and stopped by a fast food joint in my Hummer for a double cheeseburger and a chocolate shake.
Nothing gets our house ‘in the mood’ more than when I come in smelling of gasoline, wiping old motor oil off my hands, and then crank the a/c down and take a looong hot shower. Afterwords I’d like a big greasy burger with a side of something swimming in transfat.
Secondly, I thought every manner of perversion was now a "lifestyle choice"?
Thirdly, I thought if I was to say to someone else, "you are committing a sin", then I was supposed to be an ill-mannered, small-minded, arrogant, pea-brained religious nut who was only interested in using my own biased set of unreasonable values to force and control others into unfair compliance with my backward, silly values.
Oh wait, that's right...
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You have to laugh; these people think that they actually have some kind of political future after November.
Scary.
Fun to ridicule though.
Global Warming is a religion, so these are it’s sins.
Q: "What can a woman put behind her ears to make her more attractive to a man?"
A" "Her ankles."
Sorry, had to do it.
Earth to greenie-weenie airhead: carbon is neither created nor destroyed by any process that sustains human life. It is chemically combined and re-combined over and over again. Ever hear of the carbon cycle?
The anti-human and anti-life sentiments of this statement aside, this moron seems to have fallen to the 'conventional wisdom' that carbon in and of itself is lethal. If this keeps up, legitimate science and human advancement will suffer as the dumbing down of Western civilization continues.
bttt
Did Stephanie escape from the insane asylum?
That article is gay...
There are only two "sins" where leftists are concerned. Emitting carbon dioxide, and looking hypocritical. Only people who disagree with them, or won't live their sackcloth-and-ashes lifestyle, are capable of committing these sins.
I am sorry, if someones actual values dictate this sad conclusion, they must despise themselves as being worth less than the roaches that crawl in the rotting food left in the pig trough; every kind of life that doesn't really think, or build, or create, or hope for the future must be worth more than you and by extension, your own children if you worship Gaia over God. Or what may be worse, they think that they have more of a right to produce that carbon than you do, and that is more callous, more insensitive, and more damnably selfish than they could ever charge me with for wanting to have kids.
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