We're ready. We're always ready.
Posted on 04/21/2010 6:36:58 AM PDT by NowApproachingMidnight
This is good one
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know,it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time,all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
We're ready. We're always ready.
But only if you are hot.
In my house, every day is walk-naked day. God bless America.
SnakeDoc
Hugh Hefner is probably saying to himself, “Just another day at the Playboy Mansion!”
Is their a neighborhood in Las Vegas that’s known to have a high percentage of show girls as residents?
We can have an all-male Tea Party and watch the ladies help fight Islamic terrorism.
So I read the headline and thought “ah crap another get naked for some protest crap”...
Then I read “it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide” and almost spit out my tea.
BRILLIANT! A naked cause I can support!
Good thing it’s women and not men walking around with a swinging door handle for an hour or so. UGh
ping
“How about it, Superman?”
“No comment until the time limit is up.”
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