Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry

The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

[Principled]

How does the eel up the rectum prank go well?

That's what I'm wondrin' too!

[alarm rider]

This thread is going to get slippery isn’t it?

[Keith in Iowa]

He was probably hoping the eel would eat the hamster...

Armageddon!!

[Darksheare]

Semi related music interlude.

[fredhead]

Please add me to the Not-A-Ping-List.

Greatly appreciated........

or in my best Elvis voice,

Thank you, thank you very much.

Now where’s my peanut butter and banana sndwich?

[Jonah Hex]

(with apologies to Dean Martin)

When you cop a strange feel, with a stranger's pet eel,

That's a moray.

[Slings and Arrows]

You’re added, King.

[humblegunner]

You can laugh all you want until you see how Obamacare prostate exams are conducted.

[fredhead]

"I'll have to add this to my 'How not to die' book"

[Califreak]

Jeff Foxworthy: Our redneck word for the day is rectum.”

“He played with the eel and it rectum.”

[antiRepublicrat]

This deserves a “Hold muh beer an’ watch this!” ping.

But I can’t remember who runs it.

[Hacklehead]

In San Francisco there are probably hundreds of people who are busy trying to figure out the best way to remove the teeth from live eels.

[Jeff Chandler]

[alarm rider]

Think this is weird, what about this thread currently running:

Taxi kills dwarf gay crusader.

No, really.

[chris_bdba]

You are not alone in that thought!

[anymouse]

Doctors must have have mistook him for a Mozart fan - rectum in eel mi-nor ;)

[Political Junkie Too]

He should have asked for no MSG.

-PJ

[Josh Painter]

“Honestly, judge, we were so drunk we thought it was a hamster.”

- JP

[TexasCajun]

Jackass !!

[DCBryan1]

I wonder what the statute of limitations are for “non-consentual eel insertians” are in China?