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Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
The Daily Caller ^ | 04/30/10 | Staff

Posted on 04/30/2010 10:22:21 AM PDT by OldDeckHand

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

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How does the eel up the rectum prank go well?

That's what I'm wondrin' too!

101 posted on 04/30/2010 10:54:32 AM PDT by Principled (Get the capital back! NRST!)
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To: OldDeckHand

This thread is going to get slippery isn’t it?


102 posted on 04/30/2010 10:54:56 AM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: jessduntno
He was probably hoping the eel would eat the hamster...

Armageddon!!

103 posted on 04/30/2010 10:56:19 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa
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To: OldDeckHand
Semi related music interlude.
104 posted on 04/30/2010 10:56:57 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Please add me to the Not-A-Ping-List.

Greatly appreciated........

or in my best Elvis voice,

Thank you, thank you very much.

Now where’s my peanut butter and banana sndwich?


105 posted on 04/30/2010 10:57:04 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: OldDeckHand
(with apologies to Dean Martin)

When you cop a strange feel, with a stranger's pet eel,

That's a moray.

106 posted on 04/30/2010 10:58:10 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
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To: fredhead

You’re added, King.


107 posted on 04/30/2010 10:58:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

You can laugh all you want until you see how Obamacare prostate exams are conducted.


108 posted on 04/30/2010 10:58:46 AM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: alarm rider


"I'll have to add this to my 'How not to die' book"
109 posted on 04/30/2010 10:59:53 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: OldDeckHand

Jeff Foxworthy: Our redneck word for the day is rectum.”

“He played with the eel and it rectum.”


110 posted on 04/30/2010 11:04:30 AM PDT by Califreak (Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.)
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To: OldDeckHand

This deserves a “Hold muh beer an’ watch this!” ping.

But I can’t remember who runs it.


111 posted on 04/30/2010 11:05:59 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: OldDeckHand

In San Francisco there are probably hundreds of people who are busy trying to figure out the best way to remove the teeth from live eels.


112 posted on 04/30/2010 11:06:09 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: DManA



113 posted on 04/30/2010 11:06:30 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Judas Iscariot - the first social justice advocate. John 12:3-6)
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To: alarm rider

Think this is weird, what about this thread currently running:

Taxi kills dwarf gay crusader.

No, really.


114 posted on 04/30/2010 11:07:39 AM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: r9etb

You are not alone in that thought!


115 posted on 04/30/2010 11:07:41 AM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: OldDeckHand

Doctors must have have mistook him for a Mozart fan - rectum in eel mi-nor ;)


116 posted on 04/30/2010 11:10:28 AM PDT by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: OldDeckHand
He should have asked for no MSG.

-PJ

117 posted on 04/30/2010 11:11:15 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too ("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
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To: OldDeckHand

“Honestly, judge, we were so drunk we thought it was a hamster.”

- JP


118 posted on 04/30/2010 11:12:02 AM PDT by Josh Painter ("Every time a Democrat mocks Sarah Palin, an independent gets its wings." - JP)
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To: OldDeckHand

Jackass !!


119 posted on 04/30/2010 11:13:55 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Josh Painter

I wonder what the statute of limitations are for “non-consentual eel insertians” are in China?


120 posted on 04/30/2010 11:14:07 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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