Posted on 05/21/2010 2:38:44 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Edited on 05/21/2010 2:39:43 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
You ain't seen nuthin' yet, Mohamed. Wait till the true professionals in Cell Block 3 take their turn.
I’m about to drink a bottle of rat cheer in about an hour or so. Maybe two or ten... ;-)
He really is a kidder, idn’t he?
Mohammadan Shaggy from “Scooby Doo.”
If his name is Shafiq Mohamed, that wasn’t God who told him to do that. That was Allah.
There’s a difference. Anyone who imagines that Allah is equivalent to God needs to take a look at the Koran.
http://www.oursunhome.com/christian_nudist.html
Note to the Muslim: If you’re going to invoke that defense in man’s court, you have to be able to call your god as a witness.
BTW, in order to be declared innocent in man’s court, you have to plead innocent. In order to be declared innocent in God’s court, you have to plead guilty.
White socks? How gauche! tsk
Just one more story from the naked city.
LSD is a hell of a drug
In the year that Tartan came unto Ashdod, (when Sargon the king of Assyria sent him,) and fought against Ashdod, and took it;
At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.
And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;
So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.
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