Man tells cops God told him to stroll in the nude

AP ^ | May 20, 2010

[bigheadfred]

America raped me

You ain't seen nuthin' yet, Mohamed. Wait till the true professionals in Cell Block 3 take their turn.

[DoughtyOne]

I’m about to drink a bottle of rat cheer in about an hour or so. Maybe two or ten... ;-)

[jessduntno]

He really is a kidder, idn’t he?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Mohammadan Shaggy from “Scooby Doo.”

[Cicero]

If his name is Shafiq Mohamed, that wasn’t God who told him to do that. That was Allah.

There’s a difference. Anyone who imagines that Allah is equivalent to God needs to take a look at the Koran.

[colorado tanker]

Maybe he's a "Christian Nudist"?

http://www.oursunhome.com/christian_nudist.html

[savedbygrace]

Note to the Muslim: If you’re going to invoke that defense in man’s court, you have to be able to call your god as a witness.

BTW, in order to be declared innocent in man’s court, you have to plead innocent. In order to be declared innocent in God’s court, you have to plead guilty.

[upsdriver]

White socks? How gauche! tsk

[Slings and Arrows]

If his name isn't Adam, he's got some splainin' to do.

[Enterprise]

Just one more story from the naked city.

[a fool in paradise]

LSD is a hell of a drug

[Slings and Arrows]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/2514326/posts

You ain’t kiddin’.

[Rytwyng]

Isaiah 20:1-4

In the year that Tartan came unto Ashdod, (when Sargon the king of Assyria sent him,) and fought against Ashdod, and took it;

At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.

And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;

So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.