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Posted on 06/07/2010 10:40:48 AM PDT by DCBryan1
Whereas, being a pre-millenial freeper, do propose the following changes to The 2010 and subsequent FreeRepublic Lexicon (Lingo, Dictionary, Lore Handbook)
Pic Rule - Unofficial, but strictly enforced rule that pictures of unpleasant liberal women must be accompanied by pictures of beautiful women; if beautiful women are mentioned a picture must follow (and inevitably controlled by Helen Thomas) (thanks NonLinear and dinasour). Specific rules follow:
1. If your post mentions Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin, you must post a pic of her.
Example: ......"Ann Coulter"=..."Michelle Malkin"=
2. Female equivalent to the Ann Coulter rule. The Bibi (Netanyahu) and Bill Sammon's rule. Followed by the word THUD in bold. "Thud" refers to the sound made by Freepettes when they hit the floor after swooning over various males of the species.
Example: ...."Bill Sammon" =
> THUD!
3. Maureen Dowd (MoDo) is accompanied by Catherine Zeta Jones (because actor Michael Douglas dumped her for Zeta Jones).
Example:......."MoDo" =
4. Posting of Catherine Zeta Jones are usually followed by a post of a Maureen Dowd pic.
Example: 
EQUALS (=)
5. If your post mentions Michael Douglas, you must post a pic of Catherine Zeta Jones.
Example:......"Michael Douglas" = 
6. If your post mentions Sarah Palin (aka "Barracuda" or "Sarahcuda" - a high school nickname derived from her athletic prowess), you must post a pic of her and/or her husband Todd (for the FReepettes).
EXAMPLE:......"Sarah Palin" = 
NOTE: You CANNOT post fake pictures of Sarah Palin. The following are examples of fake Palin pictures:
7. Helen Thomas - Whenever any of Rules #1 - #6 are invoked, it will sooner or later become obligatory to post a pic of Helen Thomas. I think this was instituted as the FR equivalent of spiking the thread with saltpeter...
8. If Helen Thomas is mentioned, a the following picture(s) will be posted, (or a likeness thereof), necessitating alot less goans usually follow.
EXAMPLE: ......"Helen Thomas"=
LMAO!
You have succeeded in making me want to projectile vomit.
you really have with that bill-board pic.
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
I think the pic works for all evil witches.
"You sombitch! Your ass is mine"!
Epic fail!
I second that motion and I call the question. Voting members shall be limited to Freeperettes.
AGREED! But good luck enforcing it. You may have just opened the flood gates.
LOL!!
Aye!!
I still say people who post HT pictures should be pistol whipped...or put to death by BUFUNGA!
Noooo!!
OMG! That literally had me laughing out loud!
LOL!
Good thing it was just water I was drinkin’ cuz that is spew all over funny! (Yep..it got saved..lol)
http://www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/todays_not_dorian_gray/
Is that really the old cow when she was young?!
dude...nice!
That is really funny. I had to wait until I got home from work to view it.
Let's face it, FReepettes and FReeper wives are going to demand some kind of electronic cold shower.
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