$8,300 worth of Victoria's Secret underwear and bras stolen in Orlando

Orlando Sentinel ^ | June 16, 2010 | Walter Pacheco

[greatdefender]

A thief with an eye for fancy lingerie stole more than $8,300 worth of underwear and bras from the Victoria's Secret at Orlando Fashion Square Mall on Tuesday.

Police said the bra bandit emptied 11 drawers and a couple of display trays — containing about 200 panties and 140 bras — from the East Colonial Drive store in less than 30 minutes.

An employee said workers had filled their drawers with the underwear and bras for the upcoming sale at 5:30 p.m. and noticed someone had lifted the undies at 6 p.m.

Workers said they don't know how the thief swindled the sexy undergarments because the store doesn't have security cameras and their merchandise is not tagged with anti-theft devices.

[AFreeBird]

Only bras? What no panty raid? What are they teaching kids in schools these days?

[Oldpuppymax]

Now we know what “Lady” Gaga does in her spare time.

[bajabaja]

noticed someone had lifted the undies

Wait, aren't you supposed to pull the undies (as in down), not "lift" them? Have I been doing it wrong?

[12Gauge687]

$40? That’s a bargain compared to the Italian brand La Perla. I was in Milan several years ago and I walked by their showroom, where several outfits were being modeled. Those Italian gals could give the VS models a run for their money. Hubba, hubba.

[OldMissileer]

Wait, aren't you supposed to pull the undies (as in down), not "lift" them? Have I been doing it wrong?

You lift them if you want to give them an Atomic Wedgie.

[Retired Greyhound]

Way overdressed.

[Erasmus]

The right way to do it is to peel off a pair each day from the inside, and there's not many who can do that.

[Erasmus]

You can do it the other way, but you end up with a “camelie.”

[Clay Moore]

ping!

[goseminoles]

Frisk the wife? Has she been in Orlando?

[Doc Savage]

I prefer my bra and panties,.......filled!

[Doc Savage]

I frisked your wife last night and she didn’t have anything on her!

[Terry Mross]

Can Governor Crist prove where he was?

[bajabaja]

You can do it the other way, but you end up with a “camelie.”

Not only a "camelie" but also a black eye. And no fun.

[G Larry]

What’s THAT got to do with anything?

[G Larry]

Ooops!
Your mistake!

I’ve never been married!

I just couldn’t pass up the punch-line......

[Slings and Arrows]

Does Charlie Crist have an alibi?

[ColdOne]

I frisked your wife last night and she didn’t have anything on her!LMAO!!!!!!

[Danae]

zROTFLMAO!

You are killin me over here!

[Slings and Arrows]

That’s my job.