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Caption the Sex Poodle

Posted on 07/05/2010 5:10:25 AM PDT by perfect stranger



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: algoreisnotmyprez; algorerapecase; chakakhan; chakra; crazedsexpoodle; raperape; sexpoodle
I ran across this one and Yikes!!
1 posted on 07/05/2010 5:10:27 AM PDT by perfect stranger
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To: perfect stranger

He is one nasty POS.


2 posted on 07/05/2010 5:11:52 AM PDT by OldSmaj (I am an avowed enemy of islam and Obama is a damned fool and traitor. Questions?)
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To: perfect stranger

The botox forehead.


3 posted on 07/05/2010 5:12:23 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: perfect stranger

Overdue for rabies and distemper.


4 posted on 07/05/2010 5:15:10 AM PDT by edpc (Those Lefties just ain't right)
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To: perfect stranger
What, me worry?


5 posted on 07/05/2010 5:16:07 AM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/Cheney '12)
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To: perfect stranger

“You wanna piece of me?”


6 posted on 07/05/2010 5:17:54 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption)
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To: perfect stranger

See what unreleased chakra does to your face.

7 posted on 07/05/2010 5:19:05 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: perfect stranger
Beware MANBEARPOODLE!!!


8 posted on 07/05/2010 5:19:09 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: perfect stranger

Shoop da Whoop.


9 posted on 07/05/2010 5:21:47 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: perfect stranger

What an awful early morning image. Why doesn’t he spring for some Crest White Strips? Maybe Tipper left because she doesn’t get off on yellow teeth.


10 posted on 07/05/2010 5:22:17 AM PDT by McLynnan
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To: perfect stranger

excerpt:

"...the woman tells how Gore greeted her at the door of his room at the Hotel Lucia for the 11 p.m. appointment with a hug that "went on a bit long," then quipped "call me Al." Hotel staff had told the licensed therapist when booking her that the client was Al Gore, but that he was going under the name "Mr Stone."

Gore allegedly asked her to focus on his abdominal area and adductors -- the inner thigh muscles -- as well as his back and other areas.

While his lower body was covered with a sheet, she said, Gore "became vocal" with "muffled moans" and asked her to go lower, getting angry when she refused.

"It appeared he was demanding sexual favors or sexual behaviors," the woman said.

She then asked Gore to show her where he wanted to be massaged and he "grabbed my hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his ***** **** area, my fingers brushing against his ***** and firmly planted my hand on his pubic crest region and said to me 'There!' in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone."

The woman told police she was caught in "a perfect storm" in a room with someone who was "Teflon-coated in terms of his credibility and celebrity status"..."

Police specifically responded to claims by the woman -- who said she remained clothed through the alleged encounter -- that she had noticed her black slacks had "stains" on them.

Police said they did not collect her attire because they believed it would not provide evidence.

“At this point, the Police Bureau does not consider this an ongoing investigation unless new evidence is received in this case,” Wednesday's police statement said.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/24/massage-therapist-claims-gore-groped/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fpolitics+%28Text+-+Politics%29&utm_content=My+Yahoo
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11 posted on 07/05/2010 5:23:41 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL

LOL


12 posted on 07/05/2010 5:41:11 AM PDT by Mere Survival (The time to fight was yesterday but now will have to do.)
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To: OldSmaj

Unbelievable that in 2000 - 51 million Americans voted for this cretin to be POTUS!!!!!

The Electoral College must be preserved!!!!!


13 posted on 07/05/2010 5:46:27 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption)
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Proving that vetting for elective office should be done by vetinary doctors.


14 posted on 07/05/2010 5:49:47 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption)
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To: perfect stranger

Fee Fie Foh Fum, I smell the skank of a “who-are” — yum!


15 posted on 07/05/2010 5:57:53 AM PDT by HighlyOpinionated (SPEAK UP REPUBLICANS, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU YET! IMPEACH OBAMA!)
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To: perfect stranger

Owl Gore says “I invented sex so leave me alone”


16 posted on 07/05/2010 5:58:24 AM PDT by mountainlion (concerned conservative.)
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To: perfect stranger

Failure-he haz it!


17 posted on 07/05/2010 5:58:36 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: ETL
She then asked Gore to show her where he wanted to be massaged and he "grabbed my hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his ***** **** area, my fingers brushing against his ***** and firmly planted my hand on his pubic crest region and said to me 'There!' in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone."

Algore is a creepy, oportunistic loon. But a woman alone with a man in a hotel room? Exactly what answer should miss goody two shoes expect? "On my chin"?

There is no legal case here. This is political led grandstanding, better suited to Kangaroo court.

18 posted on 07/05/2010 5:59:55 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: perfect stranger
This photo of Al Gore--actually, any photo of Al Gore--makes me believe that demon possession is an actual phenomenon.
19 posted on 07/05/2010 6:03:53 AM PDT by behzinlea
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To: perfect stranger

Snatch da pebba flom my han, glasshoppa!


20 posted on 07/05/2010 6:05:03 AM PDT by nhoward14 (A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
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To: perfect stranger

the goreacle has a fever


21 posted on 07/05/2010 6:16:30 AM PDT by barbarianbabs (Liberty 5-3000)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

In 2006, Molly Hagerty was a 50 year-old professional, licensed massage therapist; hired by the hotel to provide service to a *well respected* former US VP.

She was confronted by a sex pervert and appears to have balanced self-preservation with diplomacy during and following a shocking and unexpected incident.

Women who have had similar experiences understand this. Men who have never accosted a female in this manner do not.


22 posted on 07/05/2010 6:25:19 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption)
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To: The_Media_never_lie
"Algore is a creepy, oportunistic loon. But a woman alone with a man in a hotel room? Exactly what answer should miss goody two shoes expect? 'On my chin'?"

I'm with you. But it's still a sick, freaky, tawdry and hilarious story, one that should be told and discussed at length regardless of motives.

23 posted on 07/05/2010 6:36:02 AM PDT by LiberConservative
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To: perfect stranger

I told her to release the KRAKEN!


24 posted on 07/05/2010 6:37:55 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: ETL
One of my all time owlgore favorites...


25 posted on 07/05/2010 6:38:25 AM PDT by newfreep (Palin/DeMint 2012 - Bolton: Secy of State)
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To: ETL
Police said they did not collect her attire because they believed it would not provide evidence.

WTH??

26 posted on 07/05/2010 7:12:42 AM PDT by beckysueb (January 20, 2013. When Obama becomes just a skidmark on the panties of American history.)
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To: newfreep

And they called GWB stupid!


27 posted on 07/05/2010 7:15:43 AM PDT by beckysueb (January 20, 2013. When Obama becomes just a skidmark on the panties of American history.)
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To: Moonman62
Not being either a masseuse or a sex poodle, I was hoping someone would explain what a chakra was to me.
28 posted on 07/05/2010 7:25:27 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: perfect stranger

CHAAAAKRA!!


29 posted on 07/05/2010 7:26:32 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: Ditter

>Not being either a masseuse or a sex poodle,
>I was hoping someone would explain what a chakra was to me.

Does this help?...

“Chakra is a concept referring to wheel-like vortices which, according to traditional Indian medicine, are believed to exist in the surface of the etheric double of man.[2] The Chakras are said to be “force centers” or whorls of energy permeating from a point on the physical body, the layers of the subtle bodies in an ever-increasing fan-shaped formation (the fans make the shape of a love heart). Rotating vortices of subtle matter, they are considered the focal points for the reception and transmission of energies.[3] Seven major chakras or energy centers (also understood as wheels of light) are generally believed to exist, located within the subtle body.

It is typical for chakras to be depicted as either flower-like or wheel-like. In the former, a specific number of petals are shown around the perimeter of a circle. In the latter, a certain number of spokes divide the circle into segments that make the chakra resemble a wheel or chakra. Each chakra possesses a specific number of segments or petals.

Texts documenting the chakras go back as far as the later Upanishads, for example the Yoga Kundalini Upanishad.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chakra


30 posted on 07/05/2010 7:41:23 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Ditter

According to Al Gore, chakra is what Bill Clinton got on Monica’s dress.


31 posted on 07/05/2010 7:55:29 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: ETL

In the former, a specific number of petals.............

Sorta like a pansy?????? LOL!!!

Now I have to stop posting on these POODLE threads;)


32 posted on 07/05/2010 9:27:43 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption)
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To: Blue Highway

this


33 posted on 07/05/2010 10:34:57 AM PDT by perfect stranger (Nobama)
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To: ETL

Thanks for trying but NO it doesn’t help. ;]


34 posted on 07/05/2010 11:21:46 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Moonman62

Thanks, that is language I can understand.


35 posted on 07/05/2010 11:23:50 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: ETL

See post #31 it makes it all very clear. :9)


36 posted on 07/05/2010 11:25:35 AM PDT by Ditter
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1. This was Algore's expression when he couldn't get enough missing chads to make him President.

2. This was Algore's expression when he couldn't get his second chakra to make him feel powerful.

Poor Algore...always problems with fulfillment be they chads or chakra's

37 posted on 07/05/2010 12:54:01 PM PDT by CitizenM ("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
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To: perfect stranger; Lucky9teen

The look of irritable bowel syndrome.

38 posted on 07/06/2010 11:17:09 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: CitizenM; Revolting cat!

Mr. Gore has a case of the blue chakras.


39 posted on 07/06/2010 11:18:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise

SNIFF!
40 posted on 07/06/2010 11:20:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: Lucky9teen; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows

UPPER CLASS TWIT OF THE YEAR!


41 posted on 07/06/2010 11:53:56 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise


"ME SO HORNY!!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!!"

42 posted on 07/06/2010 2:35:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: perfect stranger
Romulan Crazed Sex Poodle.

43 posted on 07/06/2010 2:54:30 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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