Hospital used as porn flick set

The Sun [UK] ^ | 06 Jul 2010

[Slings and Arrows]

A "BIG budget" porn movie was shot in a London hospital that hired out one of its wards to a film company, it has emerged.

The movie also ended up generating "substantial income" for the hospital, an MP revealed.

Speaking in the House of Commons yesterday, Tory MP Penny Mordaunt said: "When I was director of Kensington and Chelsea Council, I discovered that one of our local hospitals was hiring out one of its closed, but fully-equipped, wards to a film company to use as a film set.

"To add insult to injury, the movie was a pornographic one.

"Although I cannot claim to have seen the final picture — as I understand, these things are no longer claimable on parliamentary expenses — it was a big-budget affair and generated substantial income for the hospital.

"But apart from cheering up a few of the in-patients, it cannot be said to be contributing to the objectives of the primary care trust."

Ms Mordaunt, who is MP for Portsmouth North, did not name the hospital during the debate on improving transparency in government accounting.

[Slings and Arrows]

If the hospital has a fully-equipped, unused ward to hire out, the porn actors aren't the only ones getting ****ed.

[Slings and Arrows]

[I] cannot claim to have seen the final picture — as I understand, these things are no longer claimable on parliamentary expenses...

[rbosque]

Bureaucratic displacement in action!

[Hugin]

At last, a plan to pay for Obamacare.

[Tainan]

Is this wrong?

G. Costanza

[GeronL]

yes. yes, it is.

in oh so many ways.

[Kickass Conservative]

Next time you have to go to the Hospital, take a Blue Light with you.

You might need it.

[Pinkbell]

Good point. Aren’t there problems with waiting and overcrowding in hospitals in the UK as it is?

[william clark]

Next time you have to go to the Hospital, take a Blue Light with you. You might need it.

"I beg your pardon?"

[Mojave]

[Slings and Arrows]

I can’t believe in that.

[Uncle Miltie]

I have Hope this Change will end soon.

[shibumi]

TTIUWOP

[verum ago]

You need my love baby, oh so bad
You’re not the only one I’ve ever had
And if I say I wanna set you free
Don’t you know you’ll be in misery
They call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I’ve got the cure you’re thinkin’ of (calling Dr. Love)

And even though I’m full of sin
In the end you’ll let me in
You’ll let me through, there’s nothin’ you can do oh
You need my lovin’, don’t you know it’s true

So if you please get on your knees
There are no bills, there are no fees
Baby, I know what your problem is
The first step of the cure is a kiss

So call me (Dr. Love)
They call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I am your doctor of love (calling Dr. Love), ha
They call me (Dr. Love),
they call me Dr. Love (calling Dr. Love)
I’ve got the cure you’re thinkin’ of (calling Dr. Love)

[Slings and Arrows]

No movie title was provided. *sigh* Journalism is a dead art.

[shibumi]

Then follow the lead of the journalists at the New York Times, CBS and CNN.

Make something up.

[JRios1968]

"Although I cannot claim to have seen the final picture — as I understand, these things are no longer claimable on parliamentary expenses...

[martin_fierro]

Y'know, they ... nevermind.

[Slings and Arrows]

Open wide!

[a fool in paradise]

A "BIG budget" porn movie was shot in a London hospital that hired out one of its wards to a film company, it has emerged. The movie also ended up generating "substantial income" for the hospital, an MP revealed.

If they'd hire out the nurses as prostitutes, just think of how much money the hospital could make.

Slippery slope.