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Deputies: Man Stuffed Hot Dogs In Pants, Left Store
WPBF.com ^ | August 17, 2010

Posted on 08/17/2010 11:54:18 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- Authorities have arrested a Fort Pierce man accused of trying to steal a $6.99 jumbo pack of hot dogs from a Treasure Coast supermarket.

The St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office said Allan Polhemus, 52, was arrested on a theft charge.

According to the incident report, an employee spotted Polhemus stuff a Publix 16-pack of jumbo hot dogs in his pants and walk out of the store.

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TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: floriduh; franksandbeans; hotdogs; hotdogsinpants; publix; shoplifting; thingsinpants
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1 posted on 08/17/2010 11:54:20 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...

IS THAT A HOT DOG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME...PING!!!


2 posted on 08/17/2010 11:55:46 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Was it Anthony Weiner?


3 posted on 08/17/2010 11:56:40 AM PDT by jessduntno (I wonder...how will third Manassas turn out?)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Allow me to be the first: “is that a hot dog in your pants or are you just glad to see me?”


4 posted on 08/17/2010 11:56:45 AM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

What a brat!


5 posted on 08/17/2010 11:56:53 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

“The jokes just write themselves.”


6 posted on 08/17/2010 11:57:08 AM PDT by hoagy62 (.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.


7 posted on 08/17/2010 11:57:39 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: JaguarXKE

Sorry; #2 beat you to it.


8 posted on 08/17/2010 11:57:51 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Forcing one person to pay for the irresponsibility of another is NOT social justice.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Allan....

Thought it might be Frank....


9 posted on 08/17/2010 11:58:32 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Molon Labe.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

hope he left off the mustard and saur kraut.


10 posted on 08/17/2010 11:59:11 AM PDT by hoe_cake ( Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

"FRANKS AND BEANS.....FRANKS AND BEANS!!!"

11 posted on 08/17/2010 12:00:32 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: La Lydia

Canned or wrapped?


12 posted on 08/17/2010 12:00:55 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: La Lydia
I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.

I had no idea Maxine Waters shopped at Safeway...

13 posted on 08/17/2010 12:01:02 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

The brand was Publix?!! No, I will not.....


14 posted on 08/17/2010 12:01:40 PM PDT by momtothree
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To: La Lydia

“I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.”

And when it slid out and hit the floor, she put her hands on her hips and shouted, “Who threw that ham at me?”


15 posted on 08/17/2010 12:01:43 PM PDT by hoe_cake ( Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I have heard of “hide the salami” but never this.


16 posted on 08/17/2010 12:02:20 PM PDT by paterfamilias
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
IS THAT A HOT DOG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME...PING!!!

Not just one, but 16,....

...and they're all jumbos.

17 posted on 08/17/2010 12:02:45 PM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: La Lydia
Every time my dad saw a pregnant woman he said to us that she was shoplifting hams.
18 posted on 08/17/2010 12:02:59 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: hoe_cake

Was it Paris Hilton?


19 posted on 08/17/2010 12:04:42 PM PDT by 70times7 (Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
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To: hoe_cake

Actually, she dropped it and got busted. There was a police officer permanently stationed at that store. Everyone in the front of the store burst out laughing, including the other shoplifters. Made for an entertaining Saturday morning interlude.


20 posted on 08/17/2010 12:04:42 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: La Lydia
I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.

Will

not

comment.

Old joke about that.

21 posted on 08/17/2010 12:06:49 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Yep...


22 posted on 08/17/2010 12:07:24 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

23 posted on 08/17/2010 12:07:25 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

“an employee spotted Polhemus stuff a Publix 16-pack of jumbo hot dogs in his pants”

In the front or back? Still in the package or one at a time?


24 posted on 08/17/2010 12:08:19 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: La Lydia

It’s called “boosting” and Divine did this as well (with a steak) in “Pink Flamingos”.


25 posted on 08/17/2010 12:10:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

An attempt at “concealed carry”...


26 posted on 08/17/2010 12:10:40 PM PDT by BWDog
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

S.J. Perelman referred to certain young women as “balloon smugglers.”


27 posted on 08/17/2010 12:11:35 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; JoeProBono

28 posted on 08/17/2010 12:12:09 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Who would want to eat the steak or ham in question? The whole idea is vaguely disgusting and low rent.


29 posted on 08/17/2010 12:12:45 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: PJ-Comix; mikrofon

Shoulda used a coupon, got ‘em for free.


30 posted on 08/17/2010 12:13:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dogged determination.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Foot longs?


31 posted on 08/17/2010 12:13:16 PM PDT by albie
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Michael “Savage” fan?


32 posted on 08/17/2010 12:14:52 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Ladies and gentlemen... we have a wiener !


33 posted on 08/17/2010 12:15:00 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I could see a big ‘ol pork tenderloin but not a whole package of frozen tube steaks...


34 posted on 08/17/2010 12:15:12 PM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
a 16-pack of jumbo hotdogs down his pants?

Exaggerating a bit isn't he?

35 posted on 08/17/2010 12:17:23 PM PDT by hoe_cake ( Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

My sister used to be a manager for Food Lion and people stuffing meat in their pants was a common occurance.


36 posted on 08/17/2010 12:18:05 PM PDT by Calm_Cool_and_Elected ("Stupidity is always astonishing, no matter how many times you may deal with it." - Jean Cocteau)
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To: La Lydia

Divine and another family were competing for the title “Filthiest People Alive”.


37 posted on 08/17/2010 12:19:17 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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To: 70times7
Was it Paris Hilton?

Nope. She could have made off with a couple dozen.

38 posted on 08/17/2010 12:19:39 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: albie

Nope, just the 6 inchers.


39 posted on 08/17/2010 12:19:43 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: evets

It’s a conspiracy, I tell you.

Sure you steal a package of 16 hot dogs, but then you gotta find 2 gals to steal enough hot dog buns because they come 12 to a pack!


40 posted on 08/17/2010 12:20:41 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I was going to shoplift, it sure as hell wouldn’t be hot dogs. Fillet migneons or grouper for me.


41 posted on 08/17/2010 12:21:00 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: andy58-in-nh

42 posted on 08/17/2010 12:21:53 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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To: La Lydia; shibumi

Obscure “The Stand” reference:

“How’s Your Pork?”


43 posted on 08/17/2010 12:24:50 PM PDT by Salamander (And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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To: La Lydia

Nobody yelled “It’s a boy!”?


44 posted on 08/17/2010 12:26:14 PM PDT by Salamander (And I think I need some rest but sleeping don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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To: a fool in paradise
Sure you steal a package of 16 hot dogs, but then you gotta find 2 gals to steal enough hot dog buns because they come 12 to a pack!


45 posted on 08/17/2010 12:26:54 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

as dear old Granny used to say, maybe he was “hornier than a three-peckered billygoat.”


46 posted on 08/17/2010 12:27:32 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: a fool in paradise
Are those wieners halal?
47 posted on 08/17/2010 12:28:33 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: TexasPatriot1

I just hope management didn’t put ‘em back on the shelf.


48 posted on 08/17/2010 12:29:05 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: JaguarXKE; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; rightwingintelligentsia
When you're around JRBChick you're around some pretty damn fast company.

≤}B^)

49 posted on 08/17/2010 12:33:10 PM PDT by Erasmus (Personal goal: Have a bigger carbon footprint than Tony Robbins.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
According to the incident report, an employee spotted Polhemus stuff a Publix 16-pack of jumbo hot dogs in his pants and walk out of the store.

If you're going to steal something why not make it a top of the line name brand?

50 posted on 08/17/2010 12:34:22 PM PDT by Moonman62 (Politicians exist to break windows so they may spend other people's money to fix them.)
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