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UFO that drove woman off road 'was shaped like a Ford station wagon'
news.com.au ^ | September 11, 2010 | Nick Calacouras

Posted on 09/10/2010 8:43:06 PM PDT by rdl6989

Edited on 09/10/2010 8:54:31 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

A NORTHERN Territory woman claims she was cut off by two alien beings in a spaceship shaped like a Ford station wagon - before it took off surrounded by green, blue and red flames.

"It came in front of us really quickly."


(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: australia; ford; ufo
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I would have at least gone with a Mustang or T-bird.
1 posted on 09/10/2010 8:43:10 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: rdl6989; Darksheare
A NORTHERN Territory woman claims she was cut off by two alien beings in a spaceship shaped like a Ford station wagon - before it took off surrounded by green, blue and red flames.

Don't look at me, I drive a Dodge Ram.

Darks, are you scaring women with your flaming Woody, again?

2 posted on 09/10/2010 8:45:58 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: rdl6989

Sweetie, what have you been smoking?


3 posted on 09/10/2010 8:47:06 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: Grizzled Bear

There are so many bad jokes just waiting to be born right there.


4 posted on 09/10/2010 8:47:38 PM PDT by MWestMom (Tread carefully, truth lies here.)
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To: rdl6989

They have come for our black velvet Elvis paintings!


5 posted on 09/10/2010 8:47:42 PM PDT by Psalm 144 (Somewhere in France, 1788.)
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To: rdl6989

What drugs was she on?

She should have said a Ford Anglia with two young wizards aboard, lol.


6 posted on 09/10/2010 8:48:11 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: rdl6989

What year Ford station wagon...?


7 posted on 09/10/2010 8:48:34 PM PDT by freebilly (No wonder the left has a boner for Obama. There's CIALIS in soCIALISt....)
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To: Slings and Arrows

/mark


8 posted on 09/10/2010 8:50:29 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: rdl6989

Instead of saying “Take me to your leader”, the aliens shouted “Quality is Job 1.”


9 posted on 09/10/2010 8:51:12 PM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemy of freedom. Sarah Palin is our Esther.)
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To: MWestMom

I firmly deny admitting that it was intentional. So there!

;-)


10 posted on 09/10/2010 8:51:18 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: freebilly

It doesn’t say, but I’m assuming a ‘68 since it happened in 1969.


11 posted on 09/10/2010 8:51:44 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: GeronL

She definitely was on something. I certainly wouldn’t have told the story afterward, but that’s just me.


12 posted on 09/10/2010 8:52:57 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: rdl6989

Wonder if it was a used UFO....


13 posted on 09/10/2010 8:53:47 PM PDT by freebilly (No wonder the left has a boner for Obama. There's CIALIS in soCIALISt....)
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To: rdl6989

She was also babbling something about a giant snake and a Chamber of Secrets...


14 posted on 09/10/2010 8:53:58 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: freebilly

LOL.


15 posted on 09/10/2010 8:56:48 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: GeronL

Very nice literary allusion...!


16 posted on 09/10/2010 8:59:56 PM PDT by freebilly (No wonder the left has a boner for Obama. There's CIALIS in soCIALISt....)
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To: freebilly

She rolled it in pages from some book I think.... lol


17 posted on 09/10/2010 9:00:57 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: rdl6989

18 posted on 09/10/2010 9:02:51 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: rdl6989
It doesn’t say, but I’m assuming a ‘68 since it happened in 1969.>

Before my time, but I've been told those automobiles could really fly...

19 posted on 09/10/2010 9:03:14 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin - For such a time as this...)
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To: rdl6989


It was a Ford Prefect.
20 posted on 09/10/2010 9:04:34 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Worst. Post-Racial President. EVER.)
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To: rdl6989

Shiploads of `59 Fords have disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle on the way to Cuba.


21 posted on 09/10/2010 9:04:51 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: rdl6989

That sounds like the Griswold species of alien.


22 posted on 09/10/2010 9:06:12 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Grizzled Bear

Well, if that’s your story and you’re sticking to it... : )


23 posted on 09/10/2010 9:06:58 PM PDT by MWestMom (Tread carefully, truth lies here.)
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To: rdl6989
Coulda been worse - coulda been rear-ended by a Probe...
24 posted on 09/10/2010 9:09:15 PM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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To: freebilly

Sounds like the aliens didn’t go for the Cash For Clunkers deal.


25 posted on 09/10/2010 9:10:34 PM PDT by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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To: rdl6989
Did it look like the Family Truckster?


26 posted on 09/10/2010 9:11:06 PM PDT by egannacht (Inalienable rights granted by...)
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To: All

Was is driven by a repo man????


27 posted on 09/10/2010 9:18:23 PM PDT by ak267
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She was driving 20km south of Aileron...

A town named Aileron in a story about an unidentified flying object, cool.

28 posted on 09/10/2010 9:19:00 PM PDT by theymakemesick ( Filled with hatred for those that disagree, democrats are the most intolerant bigots on earth)
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To: egannacht

Beverly D’angelo = nice cans. Not an alien.


29 posted on 09/10/2010 9:21:30 PM PDT by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)
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To: rdl6989

Are you sure it wasn`t an Edsel?


30 posted on 09/10/2010 9:23:10 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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I don’t think Edsel’s had green flames when they backfired.


31 posted on 09/10/2010 9:26:58 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: rdl6989

Coulda been worse. Coulda been a Volvo.


32 posted on 09/10/2010 9:30:11 PM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: rdl6989
"Best Damn Car On The Lot"!!


33 posted on 09/10/2010 9:47:27 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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"Doc, you turned a Delorian Ford Station Wagon into a time machine???"
34 posted on 09/10/2010 9:50:38 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("It's amazing, A man who has such large ears could be so tone deaf" Rush Limbaugh 9/8/10)
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Ha - drove all over the US and Canada back in ‘90 in a 1977 Pine green Ford LTD Wagon. With a wonderful 350 Windsor in it. Loved that old tank. It did everthing but fly. Even got hit in it by a fella in a hurry.Ruined his car, barely made a mark on ours. Didn’t even feel it inside to speak of.
If you are going to turn a car into a ufo it might as well be a dependable one!!!


35 posted on 09/10/2010 9:52:01 PM PDT by sanjoaquinvalley (Longtime Lady Lurker)
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To: rdl6989
>>> UFO that drove woman off road 'was shaped like a Ford station wagon'

 

Aliens vehicles using shape-shifting technology have been messing with us since the early 60s. And they're pretty smug about it.


36 posted on 09/10/2010 10:34:32 PM PDT by tlb
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"G'day!"

37 posted on 09/10/2010 10:54:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: rdl6989

Wow! I would love to see that. Much more interesting than those light balls and saucers. ;)

She saw a time traveler...?


38 posted on 09/10/2010 10:58:29 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Psalm 144

I am hiding my collection of fuzzy Elvis just in case!


39 posted on 09/10/2010 10:59:37 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Slings and Arrows

We need to swamp Mecca with those pilgrims. The the Muslims something to really complain about.


40 posted on 09/10/2010 11:02:53 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: rdl6989
I would have at least gone with a Mustang or T-bird.

Don't know about a Mustang or T-Bird, but I do know this sucker (429 Torino Cobra Jet) could fly pretty good.....Back in the "Day".

41 posted on 09/10/2010 11:21:00 PM PDT by The Cajun
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did she say she saw a woodie?


42 posted on 09/10/2010 11:52:30 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
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To: rdl6989

I was once pursued by an alien space craft that had flashing red and blue lights. The pilot had taken over the body of a state trooper and gave me a coded message of some kind. I sent it off to be interpreted along with a healthy fee. Fortunately I suffered no lingering effects from the ray gun he used on my car.


43 posted on 09/11/2010 1:37:25 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: count-your-change
I was once pursued by an alien space craft that had flashing red and blue lights.

Legend has it that a car, just like the one in post 41, was able to out run two of those alien spacecraft you speak of ;^)

44 posted on 09/11/2010 1:44:41 AM PDT by The Cajun
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To: count-your-change

You know, I had the same experience once, but the alien in with the badge said the speed limit drops from 55 to 40 when you enter the city limits and to be more careful next time. I didn’t get any coded souvenirs though.


45 posted on 09/11/2010 4:06:17 AM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: rdl6989; Slings and Arrows

46 posted on 09/11/2010 4:32:34 AM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: rdl6989

BUMP


47 posted on 09/11/2010 4:38:04 AM PDT by BunnySlippers
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To: Quix

*ping*

Alien ships are now shaped like Fords ? Have you been informed about this ?


48 posted on 09/11/2010 5:41:41 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Thanks for the ping.

The story didn’t impress me any.


49 posted on 09/11/2010 5:49:21 AM PDT by Quix (PAPAL AGENT DESIGNATED: Resident Filth of non-Roman Catholics; RC AGENT DESIGNATED: "INSANE")
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To: rdl6989; grellis

That *would* explain all the UFO crashes over the years...

Thanks rdl6989.


50 posted on 09/11/2010 6:39:20 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (This tagline was Found On Road Dead. Fix Or Replace Daily. The cheap shots are the sweetest!)
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