Listen and remember to hear not only what liberals say but what they really mean.
Posted on 01/21/2011 6:17:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Listen and remember to hear not only what liberals say but what they really mean.
"Right to privacy" - Abortion
"Heteronormative"= Making comments too specific to only heterosexual relationships
"Progressive"= Left Liberal or Socialist
"Radical" = Conservative
"Undocumented Immigrants" = Illegal Aliens
"Special interest groups" = Non-liberal groups
"Monopoly" = Any corporation with market cap over $500 million
"Fundamentalist" = Conservative
"Greed" = Profit motive
"Rigid Ideologue" = A conservative who stands on principles.
"Compromise" = Agree with liberal agenda
"Affirmative Action" = Racial Preferences
"Lies" = "Policy Differences"
"Patriotism" = "Judgement"
"Racism" = "Anyone who Disagrees with Us"
"Fascism"= "We don't have a clue what it means, but we use it anyway"
"Assault Weapons" = Any Firearm including scary looking guns with a military appearance. The functionality of said guns is irrelevant.
"Cut" = Reduction in the rate of growth
"Pandering" = What Republicans do when supporting something liberals don't like. Usually applies to the NRA or religious right.
"Coddling" See "pandering."
"Health Care" = Abortion rights
"Unconstitutional" = "we don't like it."
"Open Minded" = "Subscribes to Liberal Dogma"
"Profiteering" = Not losing money
"Managed competition" = Government takeover
"Overheated economy" = Prosperity
"Fully fund" = Write a Blank check
"Diversity"= Lock step conformity with liberal agenda
"Closed-minded" = Does not agree with liberal agenda
"Right wing extremist" = Please See 'closed-minded' & 'extremist'
"Social responsibility" = Force someone else to pay for it
"Socially responsible investments" = Invest in money-losing ventures that liberals failed to get taxpayer funding for
"Welfare for the rich" = What people have left after taxes
"Corporate welfare" = Gross revenue minus taxes
"Corporate subsidy" = See 'corporate welfare'
"Deserving poor" = People who vote for liberals
"Tax the rich" = Tax anyone with a job
"Multiculturalism" = America is responsible for all the world's ills and is inferior to all other cultures
"Choice"= The right to terminate (kill) your unborn child, but does not include the right to decide where your child will attend school if he or she survives "choice". Choice to carry a firearm for self-defense? No! Choice to privatize your Social Security? No!
"Oversight" = Government
"Working Americans" = Only lower and middle class Americans
"Conduct a review" = Strategic delay.
"Exploit" = Employ
"Consistent ethic of life" = "We’re not really pro-abortion, but we’re embarrassed by the Church’s pro-life teachings because it places at odds with our favored party, the Democrats.”
"Militants" = Islamofascists
"Insurgents" = Terrorists
"Freedom Fighters" = Please see "Militants" and "Insurgents".
"Decriminalization" = Legalization
"Regulate"= Ban
"Unilateral Action" = "A small coalition of the "bribed and coerced".
"Undermining democracy" = When any Republican legislation passes.
"Assault" = Republican/conservative legislation on civil rights, medicare, welfare, social security, etc.
"Unprecedented" = Anything a conservative does to challenge thirty years of liberalism.
"The constitution is a living document." = The Constitution is malleable enough to be reworked at the whim of the courts.
"Deficit Reduction" = Tax Hike
"Mean-spirited" = Any Republican attempt to roll back the welfare state or any entitlements
"At risk youth" = Any kid likely to become a criminal. This phrase is used when pushing for spending for some social program.
"Hate rhetoric" = Criticism of liberals.
"Angry white male" = A white male who voted Republican/conservative.
"Racism" = Opposition to anything a minority wants.
"Gun lobby"= National Rifle Association (NRA)
"Religious right" = Conservatives who believe in God.
"Extremist" Anybody who opposes anything a liberal wants.
"Guns on the street" = Private ownership of firearms. Also includes guns locked inside cabinets.
"Bipartisanship" = When "moderate" and/or "Rino" Republicans go along with the liberal agenda.
"Tax breaks for the rich" = Any Republican tax plan.
"War on the poor" = See "Tax breaks for the rich."
"Democracy" = Liberal legislation
"Criminal's gun of choice" = Whatever class of firearm the liberals are trying to ban at the moment. Crime statistics concerning the particular weapons are irrelevant.
"Contributions" = Taxes
"Stolen election"= When the Republican candidate gets more votes than the Democrat candidate.
"Progressive" = Socialist
"Independence Card" = A government debit card to replace food stamps.
"Discrimination against poor women" = When republicans pass legislation
"American People"- Democrats, all others fall into the right-wing conspiracy camp who aren't considered American, and have no 1st Amendment rights.
"Pat Buchanon Republicans" = Racist bigoted Republicans. Please see 'Extremists".
"Moral Victory" = Voters approved ponzi socialist scheme
"Christian Right" = People who go to church and vote.
"Gun nut" = Any person who owns a gun.
"Enlightened" = Those that openly protest or boycott Conservative or Libertarian agenda
"Tools" = Money
"Ultra Conservative" = A person who is too conservative.
"Womens Rights" = Supporting the right to destroy a fetus for any reason, including personal convenience.
"Fetus" = An unborn child that is to be aborted.
"Baby" = An unborn child that is not to be aborted.
"Censorship" = A government's refusal to fund a work of art
"Sexist" = A man who disagrees with women who hold liberal views.
"Victims"= The liberals target constituency....Black people and women, but essentially members of every group, except heterosexual males and ethnic groups that tend to hold conservative views.
"Homophobe" = A person who believes that man-woman love and marriage ought to be society's ideal.
"Investment" = We want to spend more of your money.
"Filthy Rich" = A person who works two jobs.
"Obscenely Rich"= A person who employs others.
"Intolerance" = Disagreeing with the liberal point of view.
"Propaganda"= Facts and data that supports an opposing view.
"So and so has an agenda" = A person who disagrees with a liberal.
IBTP!
IBTP #3
Top ten?
Top Ten!!!
Truth===Lies
GO PACKERS!
Above the Fold, Page One bumperootus!
Brilliant thread Lucky!
THAT is the term Liberals LOVE casting in your face....the instant they find that you oppose their views!! Also, 'logic' for Liberals is 'hate speech'
Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Employee: Sir, I would like a raise
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.
Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.
Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don’t want to start a brain drain, I’m willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?
Employee: Great! It’s a deal! Thank you, sir!
Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?
Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!
I went to take a friggin walk by the friggin reservoir
A wishin’ for a friggin quid to pay my friggin score
My head, it was a-achin’, an’ me throat was parched and dry
And so I sent a little prayer a-wingin’ to the sky
And there came a friggin falcon, and he walked upon the waves
I said “A friggin miracle!” and sang a couple staves
Of a friggin churchy ballad that I learned when I was young
The friggin bird took to the air and spattered me with dung
I fell upon my friggin knees and bowed my friggin head
And said three friggin Aves for all my friggin dead
And then I rose upon my feet and said another ten;
For the friggin bird burst into flame and spattered me again
The burnin’ bird hung in the air just like a friggin sun
It seared me friggin eyebrows off, and when the job was done
The burnin’ bird shot ‘cross the sky, just like a shooting star
I ran to tell the friggin Priest. He bummed me last cigar
I told him of the miracle, he told me of the rose
I showed him bird crap in me hair, the bastard held his nose
I went to see the Bishop, but the friggin Bishop said:
“Go home and sleep it off, you sot - and wash your friggin head!”
I came upon the friggin wake of a dirty rotten swine
By name of Jock O’Leary, and I touched his head with mine
Ol’ Jock, he sat up in his box and raised his friggin head
And his wife took up a candlestick and beat the bugger dead
Again I touched his head with mine and brought him back to life
His smiling face rolled on the floor - this time, she used a knife
And then she fell upon her knees, and started in to pray:
“’Twas 40 years, O Lord,” she said, “I’ve waited for this day!”
I walked the friggin city ‘mongst the friggin ‘alt an’ lame
And ev’ry time I raised ‘em up, they got knocked down again
‘Cause the love of God comes down to men a friggin curious way
But when a man is marked for love, that love is here to stay
And this I know because I’ve got a friggin curious sign:
Ev’ry time I wash my head, the water turns to wine!
I gives it free to workin’ bloaks to brighten up their lives
So they don’no kick no dogs around, nor beat up on their wives
‘Cause there ain’t no use to miracles like walkin’ on the sea
They crucified the Son o’ God, but they don’t muck with me
I leave the friggin blind alone, the dyin’ and the dead
But ev’ry day at 4 o’clock, I wash my friggin head!
“The Friggin Falcon” was a poem written by SF pioneer Theodore Cogswell in 1966. Larry Niven liked it so much, he included it as a song in his best-selling novel “Lucifer’s Hammer”. I, in turn, so enjoyed the irreverence and slightly-off philosophy that I found it to be a perfect addition to my comedic album, “Off Key”. You can listen to this track here: http://www.associatedcontent.com/audio/1923/the_friggin_falcon.html
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
