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Great Danes & Dead Man's Ashes Snorted by Suspects
WCJB (North Central Florida) ^
| January 20th 2011
| Natalia Martinez
Posted on 01/21/2011 10:13:56 AM PST by savedbygrace
Five people accused of robbing a home in Marion County last month admit they stole and snorted what they thought was cocaine. Turns out, the powder was actually the ashes of a woman's father and her two Great Danes.
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TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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This creeps me out.
To: savedbygrace
Awesome!
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posted on
01/21/2011 10:16:03 AM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: savedbygrace
Are you kidding? That’s the HEADLINE OF THE DAY!
Only on FR can you find such news.
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posted on
01/21/2011 10:16:31 AM PST
by
IrishCatholic
(No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
To: savedbygrace
What is insane is that human ashes are not like powder but like small gravel, they always contain small bone fragments and even surgical pins, staples and so on! How did they explain the presence of bone fragments?
To: savedbygrace
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posted on
01/21/2011 10:20:21 AM PST
by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: savedbygrace
Ok, ok, they made a big mistake. But how do you stop them from barking?
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01/21/2011 10:22:36 AM PST
by
JPG
(There is hope for America and her name is Sarah Palin.)
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posted on
01/21/2011 10:36:45 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Fido is a helluva drug)
To: IrishCatholic
Not true. A similar thing happened in MA a few years ago. Sans "Daddy".
Thieves broke in, saw a container with "Charlie" (a street name for
cocaine) on it, and proceeded to snort the remains of the former
family dog.
The best fictional take-off, imho, was the Married...with
Children Labor Day cookout epi.
To: savedbygrace
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posted on
01/21/2011 10:45:23 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: savedbygrace
lister: “I’ve been eating half the crew!”
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posted on
01/21/2011 10:45:30 AM PST
by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: martin_fierro
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
01/21/2011 10:55:37 AM PST
by
The Comedian
("Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice" - B. Goldwater)
To: savedbygrace
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posted on
01/21/2011 11:04:59 AM PST
by
omega4179
(Loughner--influenced by left wing hate media!)
To: savedbygrace
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posted on
01/21/2011 11:05:01 AM PST
by
omega4179
(Loughner--influenced by left wing hate media!)
To: martin_fierro
To: Allthegoodusernamesaregone
My wife discovered that when she spread her mom’s ashes over the beach and ocean. She was alone. Traumatizing, to say the least.
To: JennysCool
Was that the film where the wind coning off the ocean blew the ashes back in their faces?
To: martin_fierro; savedbygrace; Charles Henrickson
the powder was actually the ashes of a woman's father and her two Great Danes I could see it if they were Schnozzers....
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posted on
01/21/2011 12:05:56 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(That stuff'll terrier linings apart...)
To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...
"WOT?!"
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posted on
01/21/2011 12:08:09 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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