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How about it? Anybody get Raptured?
various | 3/22/2011 | me

Posted on 03/22/2011 4:09:49 AM PDT by bkepley

Looks like everyone's here. Wife, cat, dog, me.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: haroldcamping; may21; notmarch; raptured; wrongmonth
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To: John W

Time will tell.

What do you think the context says?


41 posted on 03/22/2011 5:05:10 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: 6SJ7
I hope the bit-rate is better than this infernal DSL I'm currently on!

A bit...

My download's faster

42 posted on 03/22/2011 5:05:16 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 789 of our national holiday from reality. - It's 3 AM, where is the 'president'?)
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To: reaganator; stockpirate

Oh ye of little faith....

Matthew 24:40-41
Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.

1 Thessalonians 4:17
After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. ...


43 posted on 03/22/2011 5:05:41 AM PDT by newfreep (Palin/West 2012 - Bolton: Secy of State)
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To: Tax-chick

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Was something specific but I don’t recall what. LOL.

God be with you all.


44 posted on 03/22/2011 5:06:14 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: bkepley
I reordered my portfolio....the snack cart sector

How to Profit from the Coming Rapture


45 posted on 03/22/2011 5:07:33 AM PDT by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: The Theophilus
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

Sharia law is proof that allah hates us and wants us to be miserable.
--nully

46 posted on 03/22/2011 5:08:25 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 789 of our national holiday from reality. - It's 3 AM, where is the 'president'?)
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To: bkepley

0bama has raptured my wallet and my kids’ future. I can’t find those things anywhere!


47 posted on 03/22/2011 5:09:56 AM PDT by libsrscum (Obama causes cancer.)
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To: saganite
If there ain’t no beer I’m not goin’.

In heaven, there ain't no beer.

That's why we drink it here. :)

48 posted on 03/22/2011 5:10:09 AM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: Quix
After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. ...

What??? "in the clouds"??? (Damn sure this here rapture ain't gonna be over a desert!)

What??? "in the air"???

Given the opportunity to think for themselves, one would have a very very difficult time selling this kind of myth/fairy tale to a 5 year old.

Complete and utter nonsense...

49 posted on 03/22/2011 5:11:43 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason
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To: Quix

And you as well.


50 posted on 03/22/2011 5:12:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Nadie me ama como Jesus.)
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To: bkepley

The list of things that are going to kill us all keeps growing. Just going back a year, the list is extensive.


51 posted on 03/22/2011 5:14:40 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: bkepley

I think it’s supposed to be May 21.


52 posted on 03/22/2011 5:15:14 AM PDT by FrdmLvr (Death to tyrants)
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To: newfreep
Two men will be in the field one will be taken and the other left
What's gonna happen to the rest of the players on the team???.

Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.
Not a whole lot of grinding with "hand mills" goin' on these days...least wise not here in the US. Sorry ladies...all y'all are DOOMED!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

53 posted on 03/22/2011 5:15:30 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason
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To: humblegunner

The supermoon is a delayed action global killer....apparently.


54 posted on 03/22/2011 5:15:41 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: JoeProBono
I went to the rapture and all I got was a Ruger.


55 posted on 03/22/2011 5:16:07 AM PDT by Daffynition ( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: newfreep
Oh ye of little faith....

Where in Matthew 24:40-41 do you have the one taken the one being raptured? You had to make that up and put it in there. That is not faith, that is eisegesis and it is actually the complete opposite of what our LORD actually does teach.

In Matthew 13 we have the Parable of the Wheat and the Tares. On the Last Day when the workers are sent out into the field who gets pulled out first?

Matt 13:30 "Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.'"

So our LORD says to bind up the weeds first. Just in case you didn't get it, after the crowds dispersed, our LORD explained it to the remaining disciples.

Matt 13:40-43 "As the weeds are pulled up and burned in the fire, so it will be at the end of the age. The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. They will throw them into the fiery furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. He who has ears, let him hear.

So you see, the Futurists tell us a version of events that is the exact opposite of what our LORD thought was so important that we even have the explanation of it. So why do you want to believe what is clearly a lie and then criticize others for not falling for this lie you bought in to?

56 posted on 03/22/2011 5:20:46 AM PDT by The Theophilus (Pray for Obama (Psalms 109:8))
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To: Logic n' Reason

I’ve never had any respect at all

for folks or perspectives

who

label

ALMIGHTY GOD’S WORD

as

“Complete and utter nonsense...”


58 posted on 03/22/2011 5:22:44 AM PDT by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: Quix

What I was looking for was what actually precedes “after that” because that is important to the interpretation of if when and how The Rapture will happen. Here is what I found:

For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first.


60 posted on 03/22/2011 5:25:58 AM PDT by John W (Natural-born US citizen since 1955)
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