Lazamataz Vows Celibacy

By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.

Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.

Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.

[Danae]

April fools!! Lol

[goat granny]

APRIL FOOLS DAY....don’t believe it...

[RandallFlagg]

Laz would not hit that.

[Responsibility2nd]

Perhaps he will join me in my newfound sexual purity.

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Perhaps not. After a few hours of trimming the bushes - how could he not ‘Hit It’?

[Responsibility2nd]

Sorry, a huge wallet trumps all.

 

 

 

What you said.

 

 

[MindBender26]

P.S. We always monitor 121.5 enroute. Have helped in real deals twice in 2000 hours. Did you column in Flying last month about bad advice from ground people on 121.5?

Be well.

[no-to-illegals]

Did you change your tagline? I thought it read something different? Something about the bedroom. Maybe I was wrong. It would not be the first time I have been wrong. I will bet this is a first on the Vow, right? May your Vow never be TheBigOnlyIf, with the little blue pill. Wonderful setup (this thread). You are the Man. Many Thanks for putting up with me and my posts. I shall take a Vow also. Thus I Vow to never doubt Lazamataz ever, unless it is April 1.

[Rightly Biased]

You found the birth certificate didn’t you?

[spetznaz]

LOL

[CodeToad]

Must have sprained it.

[NormsRevenge]

Nice try. (snicker)

[kevkrom]

Advanced Dungeons-and-Dragons moderating skills

I resemble that remark! (Though, admittedly, I'm more of a 3.5ed guy, although I have my soft spot for 1ed).

[BuckeyeTexan]

Okay. That’s enough. You’re freakin’ me out. There are few things I depend on at FR.

- JR to always keep the faith and stand strong against the left’s agenda.
- Trolls getting the ZOT when they need zotting.
- humblegunner snacking on blog pimps.
- birther insanity
- dragnet2 b*tching about Texas
- Laz hitting it

You’re upseting my normalcy. Knock it off, Laz.

Tex

[cjshapi]

Growing up can be good. Just don’t lose your sense of humor.

[RckyRaCoCo]

bump for pictures clever, insightful retorts later....

[headsonpikes]

Given your track record, I assume that this is your opus, even though it was probably scribbled on a cocktail napkin at some lowlife joint at closing time.

As such, I’d have to give it only a gentleman’s C.

Good luck in your new life!

[TheBigIf]

Hey maybe Laz could come up with a new catchphrase now and then it won’t seem quite as abnormal. Instead of his comments going away it could be a process to get used to then.

Maybe from now on Laz could say something like ‘I’d respect that’ every time he sees a beautiful woman. It doesn’t have quite the same pizzazz as ‘I’d hit that’ but just think of how much he has matured and grown as a human being.

No don’t you feel better looking at it that way?

[GOPJ]

The ultimate April Fools joke...

[BuckeyeTexan]

No. I don’t feel better. Laz is upsetting the universe. He must be punished.

[advertising guy]

hope this does not become the Tiger Woods Redeux...

... Cause Tiger had an o fer 2010 after his sex life hit the air ways......We learned ole Tiger is some horny.

... then those helicopters and shadows at every light and ole Tiger could not have sex cause he would be caught, photo’d and on some video somewhere but

..we learned ole Tiger is some horny.

.. so all ole Tiger could do is have sex with ole Tiger

.. causin him to develop a too tight grip resulting in Tiger , in 2010, to spew balls all over the course , nowhere near the hole.