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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz
Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.
Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.
Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazwouldnothitit; napl; narcissus; waitwhat
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To: BuckeyeTexan
Gee. Did you also buy that “Hope and Change” stuff?
:p
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:08:35 PM PDT
by
Politicalmom
("We are an 'entitlement' society and we need to move towards being an 'empowerment' society"-H. Cain)
To: Lazamataz
My Faith In Human Kind Is Restored!
:)
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:09:52 PM PDT
by
MindBender26
(While the MSM slept.... we have become relevant media in Ameirca.)
To: Lazamataz
The REAL reason Laz is back to hitting it:
183
posted on
04/01/2011 1:11:19 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
To: Lazamataz
Laz is hitting it again. Opening Day for the Texas Rangers. Game starts ... now. All is right in the universe.
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:11:32 PM PDT
by
BuckeyeTexan
(There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind.)
To: Lazamataz
You do realize you’ve ruined this ruse forever? What was so special about THIS April 1? Now you have nothing to look forward to in life. Heehee
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:11:55 PM PDT
by
Politicalmom
("We are an 'entitlement' society and we need to move towards being an 'empowerment' society"-H. Cain)
To: BuckeyeTexan
Opening Day for the Texas Rangers. Game starts ... now. All is right in the universe.Sure is.....Go Rangers.
To: Lazamataz
Just what we need...boys pretending to be men. No wonder women fight for laws to protect them from us.
What grade are you in now anyway?
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:29:56 PM PDT
by
LearsFool
("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
To: houeto
Lmao could not resist waiting for Laz to comment Hit it or not hit!!!
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:29:59 PM PDT
by
Lees Swrd
("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
To: MindBender26
Be Well? Have you been watching Demolition Man again? :p
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:31:29 PM PDT
by
Politicalmom
("We are an 'entitlement' society and we need to move towards being an 'empowerment' society"-H. Cain)
To: Lazamataz
Umm Had to wait way up in the evening to say this. I will wait to see you comment on some threads before i disbelieve it.
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:32:36 PM PDT
by
Lees Swrd
("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
To: Lazamataz
Not a problem; I deleted all my porn, too. Dude it would take a week for you to delete all those Terrabyte drives....
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:33:46 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: Lazamataz
You know, I’d never in my entire life understood that phrase until right this second. Thanks for polluting my mind even more than FR already has. :p
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:38:26 PM PDT
by
Politicalmom
("We are an 'entitlement' society and we need to move towards being an 'empowerment' society"-H. Cain)
To: TheOldLady; Lazamataz
Don’t worry. At least you didn’t cause him to “come out of the closet”.
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:39:49 PM PDT
by
Politicalmom
("We are an 'entitlement' society and we need to move towards being an 'empowerment' society"-H. Cain)
To: Politicalmom; Lazamataz
Dont worry. At least you didnt cause him to come out of the closet.Are you sure? I thought his former behavior might have been over compensation for... that sort of thing, so when he swore off "hitting..." well...
But he's back to normal now so...
To: TheOldLady; Lazamataz
Oh, my. Now that’s food for thought.
I wonder if he owns any rhinestone belts...
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posted on
04/01/2011 1:57:16 PM PDT
by
Politicalmom
("We are an 'entitlement' society and we need to move towards being an 'empowerment' society"-H. Cain)
To: Politicalmom; Lazamataz
Okay, we have to stop it at once. We’re just gossiping now, LOL!
Our poor Lazamataz has a dicey enough reputation as it is.
Besides, I like him. Don’t tell anyone, but he’s a nice man.
To: TheOldLady
Watch this short video and vote on how many Laz would hit...I vote for the lady in the pink or the goat in the truck bed and who the heck is that with the gold paint all around his nose and mouth? Could it be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHLtc_4jot8
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posted on
04/01/2011 2:18:11 PM PDT
by
Lees Swrd
("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
To: Politicalmom
It’s my 21st Century version of “Live Long and Prosper”
(as you spread your fingers)
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posted on
04/01/2011 2:23:13 PM PDT
by
MindBender26
(While the MSM slept.... we have become relevant media in Ameirca.)
To: Lazamataz
Did you have a fun April 1st?
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posted on
04/01/2011 2:37:59 PM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(It is Satan's fault)
To: Lazamataz
Lazamataz Vows Celibacy According to the bible, this is the first sign of the apocalypse.
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posted on
04/01/2011 2:46:16 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
(Rep. Dingell: "Its taken a long time.....to control the people.")
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