Posted on 05/20/2011 9:17:12 PM PDT by mnehring
USGS is reporting a 10.0+ earthquake, the largest ever reported in the islands of and around American Samoa. It seems to be splitting the fault and creating rift, moving Eastward. It is predicted it will go around the world.
Just kidding- can we officially call Camping a fraud now?
Get in ahead of the rush!
Plus I have fitted my walker with roller blade wheels.
Yeeeeehaaaaa!
They spent several trillion dollars but they came up with a solution, floaties.
Well, at least we don’t have to worry about Romney winning the nomination.
I had to read the thread a bit, then I remembered this is The Day of The Rapture.
Bummer about the quake — I hope people weren’t hurt.
And locally, as I suspected, The Rapture happened but no one was good enough to take.
CAN i please use this on my FACEBOOK/
my snarks have no copyright
http://money.cnn.com/news/economy/storysupplement/harold_camping/?iid=EL
Interesting farewell letter from Harold Camping to the staff at Family Radio. Yet again he contradicts himself. According to his “prediction”, no one would be saved after 21May2011. Yet he tells his staff to keep spreading the Gospel. Yet much earlier, no one was saved after 21May1988 (the day he was asked to stop teaching at the church he was attending at the time?).
So is Harold Camping going to do a disappearing act? Or is there some Flavor Aid or applesauce involved? This stinks.
“Reuters pics from Samoa.”
You liar...
We ALl know that is Detroit...
BTW, I DO believe that Jesus will return within my lifetime and probably fairly soon. But “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” Matt 24:36
“Even so, come quickly, Lord Jesus!”
Well, my daughter asked me tonight if she gets all the money when we all get raptured.
I told her that we were presbyterians, so if God chose her, she was coming with us whether she wanted to or not.
She accuesed God of kidnapping her, and I reminded her God created her, and noted she didn’t think she was kidnapping her notebook.
Then I reminded her to feed the ferrets when we’re gone.
Why did I invest in futures?
To reduce the cost on your energy bill, you need to check the pressure of your floaties.
LOL, this is spreading..
http://www.google.com/search?q=BREAKING.+10.0%2B+Earthquake+in+American+Samoa+-+6PM+There&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
Darn, my volcano stove won’t arrive until after the world ends. Wonder if I’ll still have to pay for it.
Whatever shall I wear to the Rapture Party?
I still haven't seen a picture of this guy!!!
But the more I hear about him the more I think of the picture of the Hale-Bopp Comet guy!
I know we have a lot of resourceful FReepers, for pure comic relief because the White Sox blew another lead in the 9th to lose, someone post a picture of the Hale-Bopp guy!!!
Man having insomnia isn't fun, but these posts are making me laugh like no other. 6PM tomorrow hmmm... do I need to get a sun dial out to be absolutely sure about the time? I mean come on it is 1 hour before Cops, if this is a hoax it seriously is going to screw up my DVR schedule for tomorrow!!! Because of this Camping guy God will probably punish us all by forcing us to watch re-runs of the "Real Housewives of (pick your city)". Now that would be the end of the world. Or maybe even worse, we would all be forced to listen to Obama speeches for all eternity!!! AHHH!!!
Not to worry everyone knows the world is not ending til 2012.
...Bibi stood up to Obama, so Armageddon was postponed due to lack of interest...
Cheers!
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