Skip to comments.Harold Camping: Rapture Rescheduled for October 21, Twitter Laughs On
Posted on 05/24/2011 10:56:12 AM PDT by Cronos
The flabbergasted biblical numerologist Harold Camping has emerged from seclusion and addressed the world about the still impending rapture
...last night, the 89-year-old fake prophet announced that the rapture was far from cancelled but simply postponed. More specifically, he was not off on the dates. May 21st marked a more spiritual beginning of the end, and in five months the real end will come.
...Camping, as quoted in the San Francisco Chronicle:
Were not changing a date at all; were just learning that we have to be a little more spiritual about this. But on Oct. 21, the world will be destroyed. It wont be five months of destruction. It will come at once.
We dont need to talk about it anymore. The world has been warned my it has been warned. We have done our share and the media picked it up. The world has been warned that it is under judgment.
(Excerpt) Read more at webpronews.com ...
Would someone tell this mental patient to just STFU already?? Some people just don’t know when to stop digging their holes even deeper. He makes all of us Christians look bad with his nuttery.
“But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.”
Kamping has selective memory.
What time on the 21st?
I have an appointment for a haircut at 3:00PM and I need to know if I should change the appointment time.
Camping is like a globalist warmer. Prove his data wrong, and he springs right back with more wrong data. In this case, it’s the same data re-crunched through his delusion calculator.
Loius Farrakhan - obsessed with the number 19
Harold Camping - seemingly obsessed with the number 21
21-19 = 2 absolute morons
Wow! Numerology is not only easy, but it really works!
You probably shouldn’t get your hair cut just before the rapture — Jesus might not recognize you... ...unless you think that could work to your benefit...
Who, exactly, is sending money to this dip-sh1t?
(Not you, Cronos — I was referring to Mr. Camping. I’m okay with people sending you their money and possessions — as long as I can get a finder’s fee on those I refer to you.)
The 21st is no good for me. Can we make it the 25th?
No worries, just send in your money to me now ;-P
Finder’s fee? Ok, I’ll keep 58%, you get 57% and FR gets 72%? Sound fair to you (I’m using Camping’s numerology book to count — noo counting eshtyle!)
Maybe you should shave your head. Less wind resistence, so you’ll go faster, get to heaven quicker.
I wouldn’t be surprised if a “Heaven’s Gate” like scenario occurred with Camping and some of his followers.
I wonder what the date will be after October 21 passes by...
It’s a DEAL!
The 25th doesn’t work for me....
...but the 28th would be okay. Maybe... ...early afternoon?
Shall I have my people call your people.
hey, Cobol to Java -- check the coding ;-P
OH! You meant the new date for the rapture... sorry about that!
I hope it happens before that date.