TPD: Mom beat kid for eating her pot

WTSP ^ | May 30, 2011

[nickcarraway]

A Tampa mother is behind bars Monday after beating her one-year-old child for eating her marijuana.

Tampa Police say India Couch, 22, faces drug and felony child abuse charges. Investigators say the child was left unsupervised, found the pot in her mother's purse, and ate an undisclosed amount of the drug.

That's when police say Couch beat the child with a sandal and then hit the one-year-old hard enough to leave welts.

TPD also says this mother attacked her live-in partner with a dumbbell.

[NWFLConservative]

She doesn't have those McKinney "Crazy Eyes" though

[Slings and Arrows]

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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[Jonty30]

That’s how I took the title too for a second.

When I read the title, my first thought was how strong the kid’s teeth were.

[chris_bdba]

Exactly.Processing it in to edible form makes it potent just eating it raw like this will do ziltch.

[windcliff]

Thanks :)

[Morgana]

[Eric Blair 2084]

You can’t make this up.

[Slings and Arrows]

...because unlike reality, fiction has to be believeable.