Posted on 06/15/2011 4:30:02 PM PDT by GraceG
Lori Zimmer POOP BURGER: Japanese Researcher Creates Artificial Meat From Human Feces by Lori Zimmer, 06/15/11 filed under: News, Poo Power!, Recycled Materials
recycled human excrement, turd burgers, poop burgers, meat alternative, Environmental Assessment Center, Japan, Mitsyuki Ikeda, greenhouse gas emissions, meat packing industry, methane, vegetarianism
Some hardcore carnivores have a hard time finding meat alternatives such as soy protein or tofu burgers to be palatable. But non-meat eaters may lose their appetite along with their carnivorous friends over this one – a meat alternative made from HUMAN EXCREMENT. Yep, you heard me correctly — Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda has developed a “burger” made from soya, steak sauce essence, and protein extracted from human feces. Hit the break for a video explaining the process!
Read more: POOP BURGER: Japanese Researchers Create Artificial Meat From Human Feces | Inhabitat - Green Design Will Save the World
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But wait....It’s lead free!!!
How do they get the corn out?
A country that can market that nauseating processed fish paste known as “crab with a k” or surimi and make people accept it as crab is capable of anything.
And I was worried about radiation in Japanese products....
The smart entrepreneur will open up a car wash directly across the street!
No thanks. I’m having a big, juicy porterhouse and a doublebock for dinner.
Probably be a little dry. But that's nothing that wrapping it with a strip of bacon won't cure. Mmm. Bacon.
YGTBSM.
On a strictly clinical level... hasn’t any stuff in feces already been found to be indigestable? Giving it another trip through the alimentary canal probably isn’t going to yield much more out of it?
The Fukushima Burgers glow in the dark.
Do you want flies with that?
Even the article itself is enough to make me physically ill. What about viruses and possible parasites? People could get really sick from this couldn’t they?
I can confidently say that if I had to choose between eating that and starving to death, no question in my mind, I pick starving to death. No question.
They’re organic
They’re Mother Gaia approved
They’re made with real ingredients
They have an unmistakable aroma ...
Yummm! Takhomasack of Turdburgers Today!
Why, just why???
Soylent Brown, it's People
poop.
Welcome to Who Flung Poo burger, may I make your order?
I won’t eat poop burgers. That is why I buried 2 bullets. If life comes to this, it ain’t worth living.
It’s a veggie burger supplemented with protein extracted from feces.
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