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Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy
ktla ^
| July 13, 2011
| KTLA News
Posted on 07/14/2011 7:10:05 AM PDT by tlb
CLEVELAND, OHIO -- Police say man well known for his collection of exotic animals has died after choking on a sex toy.
Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday.
Last year, Mazzola came under scrutiny when a black bear, named Cherokee, killed an employee of the sanctuary.
According to Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller, Mazzola was found face down on his water bed, restrained with handcuffs, chains and padlocks.
An autopsy determined the preliminary cause of death was asphyxia due to airway obstruction by foreign body.
Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said.
He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, according to the coroner.
According to detectives, Mazzola had help with the bondage equipment, but his assistant had left before he died.
No one has been charged in the death, which authorities believe was accidental.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: accident; bears; cleveland; headlines; napl; ohio
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To: tlb
Someone already submitted this for a Darwin award
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posted on
07/15/2011 4:14:08 AM PDT
by
verga
(I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
To: apillar
(and no, I'm not into bondage myself and I'm honestly not sure how I know this, probably something from back in my college days.) That is your story and you're sticking to it?
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posted on
07/15/2011 4:17:09 AM PDT
by
verga
(I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
To: tlb
Police say it is the damnedest case of suicide they have ever seen.
63
posted on
07/15/2011 4:26:10 AM PDT
by
csmusaret
(If abortion is a choice, let the fetus decide.)
To: synbad600
I'm no shrinking violet, but what kind of sex toy goes in your mouth?
All of them...
64
posted on
07/15/2011 6:25:25 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 906. When your only tools are a Hammer & Sickle, everything looks like a Capitalist...)
To: dayglored
Me, I get off on plain ol' normal hetero sex in a bed, with some nice music and romantic chatter thrown in. No gag balls, leather hoods, etc. Candles are optional. Chocolate. Don't forget chocolate...
65
posted on
07/15/2011 6:30:09 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 906. When your only tools are a Hammer & Sickle, everything looks like a Capitalist...)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hurry back soon. I miss the kitties and smurfs in My Comments.
Oh, and I suppose I kinda miss you as well. ;-p
66
posted on
07/15/2011 6:50:02 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
To: null and void
>
Chocolate. Don't forget chocolate... Only afterward. I have discovered through careful scientific experimentation that if chocolate is available -prior- to sex, the "XX" participant tends to forget that sex is the reason they're there, and they concentrate on the chocolate instead. In some instances they can be reminded successfully, but only if the chocolate runs out.
Chocolate proffered shortly after sex seems to work well, however.
I'm not a fan of chocolate -during- sex. I have heard that it gets.... messy....
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posted on
07/15/2011 9:39:16 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: tlb
” but his assistant had left before he died. “
More likely the ‘assistant’ found out he choked to death and left.
68
posted on
07/15/2011 9:50:53 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: humblegunner
Mazzola had help with the bondage equipment, but his assistant had left before he died. Dude, the police called here looking for you. I told'em that I ain't see ya!
69
posted on
07/15/2011 11:05:51 AM PDT
by
Eaker
(The problem with the internet, you're never sure of the accuracy of the quotes. Abraham Lincoln '65)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
WARNING: THIS PLASTIC BAG IS NOT A SEX TOY
70
posted on
07/15/2011 4:38:43 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Ask Barack Obama this election if he believes Jesus Christ rose from the dead and walked among men.)
To: Darteaus94025
I have wondered the Sam thing about David carrodin’s death.
71
posted on
07/15/2011 6:00:24 PM PDT
by
FreeAtlanta
(Obama and the left are making a mockery of our country.)
To: 21twelve
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posted on
07/16/2011 12:19:13 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
(Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!)
To: dayglored
Ah. AFTER now you tell me!
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posted on
07/16/2011 8:19:29 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 907. When your only tools are a Hammer & Sickle, everything looks like a Capitalist...)
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