I'm a woman, who lives in Florida, who goes on week-long cocaine binges and ends up crawling on all fours naked and flashing my gotch to cops with my legs spread wide.
Here's a recent picture of me:
Posted on 08/31/2011 7:04:51 AM PDT by OldCorps
A Key West woman is facing charges after she was arrested twice in three days in separate naked, drug-fueled romps on public streets, according to police.
Alena Larrazabal, 32, was hospitalized after she was found stark naked crawling down a busy Stock Island street Monday afternoon by a couple of deputies, according to a Monroe County Sheriff's Office arrest report.
Police say an incoherent Larrazabal was meandering on her hands and knees as cars swerved to avoid hitting her. At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.
As the deputies tried to get Larrazabal out of harm's way, she began to fight with them. With the help of some paramedics, they were able to get her strapped down to a stretcher, and she was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation.
When she became more coherent, Larrazabal told the deputies she'd been on a weekend-long cocaine binge, the report said. Larrazabal is facing charges of disturbing the peace and criminal mischief, the report said.
Two days before her Stock Island arrest, Larrazabal was arrested in Key West in a similar incident, according to a Key West Police report.
Police say they were responding to calls of a nude woman causing a disturbance in a restaurant parking lot shortly after 7 a.m. when they came across Larrazabal, identified that day as Alena Larrazabal Capiro, according to the report.
Police say a naked Larrazabal struggled with deputies who were trying to take her into custody, kicking and spitting at them until she was finally put into the back of a patrol car, the report said.
The officers found a bag with Larrazabal's clothing and purse, and say they found a plastic baggie with a small amount of marijuana, the report said.
When they questioned her, Larrazabal told the officers she'd been "smoking crack all night," the report said.
Larrazabal was released into the care of the Lower Keys Medical Center staff.
“Alena Larrazabal”
Hmmmm. That name sounds familiar...
;-)
I’m scared to look. Too risky.
Larrazabal is almost the same forwards and backwards.
Almost.
We need a picture of her to determine if shes violating any law.
From another article, “For better or for worse, there’s no mug shot for Alena Larrazabal.”
“...spread her legs...”
Suspect that’s natural for her. Just a guess.
DO NOT WANT PICTURE!
I really hope our Freeper Lazamataz had no involvement in this incident.
A Key West woman is facing charges after she was arrested twice in three days in separate naked, drug-fueled romps on public streets, according to police.
Alena LAZAMATAZ, 32, was hospitalized after she was found stark naked crawling down a busy Stock Island street Monday afternoon by a couple of deputies, according to a Monroe County Sheriff's Office arrest report.
Police say an incoherent LAZAMATAZ was meandering on her hands and knees as cars swerved to avoid hitting her. At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.
As the deputies tried to get LAZAMATAZ out of harm's way, she began to fight with them. With the help of some paramedics, they were able to get her strapped down to a stretcher, and she was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation.
When she became more coherent, LAZAMATAZ told the deputies she'd been on a weekend-long cocaine binge, the report said. LAZAMATAZ is facing charges of disturbing the peace and criminal mischief, the report said.
Two days before her Stock Island arrest, LAZAMATAZ was arrested in Key West in a similar incident, according to a Key West Police report.
Police say they were responding to calls of a nude woman causing a disturbance in a restaurant parking lot shortly after 7 a.m. when they came across LAZAMATAZ , identified that day as Alena LAZAMATAZ Capiro, according to the report.
Police say a naked LAZAMATAZ struggled with deputies who were trying to take her into custody, kicking and spitting at them until she was finally put into the back of a patrol car, the report said.
The officers found a bag with LAZAMATAZ clothing and purse, and say they found a plastic baggie with a small amount of marijuana, the report said.
When they questioned her, LAZAMATAZ told the officers she'd been "smoking crack all night," the report said.
LAZAMATAZ was released into the care of the Lower Keys Medical Center staff.
Little early for Fantasy Fest, doncha think?
And Stock Island is a long way (by Conch Republic standards) from Duval Street.
Otherwise, I’m not sure why this is news. It IS Key West after all...
I have not seen any photos, I feel secure in guaranteeing you that she is guilty as Haman.
The woman was ug...leeee. How ugly? The deputies were ready to tase each other so they didn't have to look at her!
Right-up-your-alley ping?
Too funny how many FReepers have already pinged Lazamataz. He certainly gives new meaning to the term “Hit List.” LOL
I think she was on her way to Burning Man but made the wrong turn at Albuquerque.
“Larrazabal is almost the same forwards and backwards.”
you’ve met her then?
I'm a woman, who lives in Florida, who goes on week-long cocaine binges and ends up crawling on all fours naked and flashing my gotch to cops with my legs spread wide.
Here's a recent picture of me:
LOL!!!
I really hope our Freeper Lazamataz had no involvement in this incident”
I was wondering if he liked the Keys? How well did he tan? LOL!
“Momma said there’d be days like this....”
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