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Nude Woman Found Crawling Up Busy Street: Cops (Key West)
NBC Miami ^ | August 30, 2011 | Brian Hamacher

Posted on 08/31/2011 7:04:51 AM PDT by OldCorps

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To: OldCorps
Now that was what you call a party.
21 posted on 08/31/2011 8:35:08 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: OldCorps

Key West must be changing, crawling naked up the street didn’t use to be noteworthy!


22 posted on 08/31/2011 8:58:37 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Key West must be changing, crawling naked up the street didn’t use to be noteworthy!

That's what I was thinking...why does this rate as newsworthy?

23 posted on 08/31/2011 9:01:34 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: 6ppc
I've seen stuff in Key West that was mind boggling and awe inspiring, they must have a bunch of wimps running things now.

I heard Ybor city has gone to Hell too!

Nothing has happened here since Clayton Powers got stoned and naked and climbed up a lamp post on the bayfront and found out he was afraid of heights and wouldn't let go and come down. That wasn't long after his cousin Art was sailing down along the seawall mooning tourists and the boom jibed and knocked him overboard. The boat kept on going on a broad reach, that damned little catboat would fly! You really shouldn't ever sail alone like that!

24 posted on 08/31/2011 9:27:48 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Lazamataz

I always thought your boobs were bigger than that!


25 posted on 08/31/2011 9:31:40 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: Titan Magroyne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Right-up-your-alley ping?

Hers too, apparently.


26 posted on 08/31/2011 1:59:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: OldCorps
At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.

A woman doing that in Key West is pretty much going to be ignored.

27 posted on 08/31/2011 2:10:35 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: OldCorps

Based on other photos of people caught in other compromising situations, we DO NOT WANT a picture.

It’s NEVER good looking women who end up being found in these kinds of situations.

And for all the LEO haters out there, the cops have my sympathy for having to deal with types like this. What a thankless job it is.


28 posted on 08/31/2011 2:12:27 PM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore, & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Lazmataz

Well what about a courtesy ping ?


29 posted on 08/31/2011 2:22:58 PM PDT by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: Lazamataz

I think I just whittled a bit


30 posted on 08/31/2011 2:24:18 PM PDT by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: Lazamataz

So, Laz...would you hit you?


31 posted on 08/31/2011 3:41:12 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOs!!! Laz for President!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

NOT my fault.
My coffee was NOT involved, no matter how hallucinatory the stuff is.


32 posted on 08/31/2011 4:29:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

We know - she survived.


33 posted on 08/31/2011 6:12:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And no shuffling, snuffling, or brain munching.
Nary a skull chewed on at all!
So she’s not a zombie.
She just can’t walk.


34 posted on 08/31/2011 6:14:33 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.

Miss Hissy Slashy does that all the time. What's the big deal?

35 posted on 09/01/2011 4:31:57 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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