Hers too, apparently.
Posted on 08/31/2011 7:04:51 AM PDT by OldCorps
A Key West woman is facing charges after she was arrested twice in three days in separate naked, drug-fueled romps on public streets, according to police.
Alena Larrazabal, 32, was hospitalized after she was found stark naked crawling down a busy Stock Island street Monday afternoon by a couple of deputies, according to a Monroe County Sheriff's Office arrest report.
Police say an incoherent Larrazabal was meandering on her hands and knees as cars swerved to avoid hitting her. At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.
As the deputies tried to get Larrazabal out of harm's way, she began to fight with them. With the help of some paramedics, they were able to get her strapped down to a stretcher, and she was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation.
When she became more coherent, Larrazabal told the deputies she'd been on a weekend-long cocaine binge, the report said. Larrazabal is facing charges of disturbing the peace and criminal mischief, the report said.
Two days before her Stock Island arrest, Larrazabal was arrested in Key West in a similar incident, according to a Key West Police report.
Police say they were responding to calls of a nude woman causing a disturbance in a restaurant parking lot shortly after 7 a.m. when they came across Larrazabal, identified that day as Alena Larrazabal Capiro, according to the report.
Police say a naked Larrazabal struggled with deputies who were trying to take her into custody, kicking and spitting at them until she was finally put into the back of a patrol car, the report said.
The officers found a bag with Larrazabal's clothing and purse, and say they found a plastic baggie with a small amount of marijuana, the report said.
When they questioned her, Larrazabal told the officers she'd been "smoking crack all night," the report said.
Larrazabal was released into the care of the Lower Keys Medical Center staff.
Key West must be changing, crawling naked up the street didn’t use to be noteworthy!
That's what I was thinking...why does this rate as newsworthy?
I heard Ybor city has gone to Hell too!
Nothing has happened here since Clayton Powers got stoned and naked and climbed up a lamp post on the bayfront and found out he was afraid of heights and wouldn't let go and come down. That wasn't long after his cousin Art was sailing down along the seawall mooning tourists and the boom jibed and knocked him overboard. The boat kept on going on a broad reach, that damned little catboat would fly! You really shouldn't ever sail alone like that!
I always thought your boobs were bigger than that!
Hers too, apparently.
A woman doing that in Key West is pretty much going to be ignored.
Based on other photos of people caught in other compromising situations, we DO NOT WANT a picture.
It’s NEVER good looking women who end up being found in these kinds of situations.
And for all the LEO haters out there, the cops have my sympathy for having to deal with types like this. What a thankless job it is.
Well what about a courtesy ping ?
I think I just whittled a bit
So, Laz...would you hit you?
NOT my fault.
My coffee was NOT involved, no matter how hallucinatory the stuff is.
We know - she survived.
And no shuffling, snuffling, or brain munching.
Nary a skull chewed on at all!
So she’s not a zombie.
She just can’t walk.
Miss Hissy Slashy does that all the time. What's the big deal?
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