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It's funny Because It's True

Posted on 09/28/2011 4:49:49 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler

A foreigner, a Muslim and a Marxist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. President?"


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1 posted on 09/28/2011 4:49:56 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler
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To: Jeff Chandler

Funnier when it was posted a year or so ago


2 posted on 09/28/2011 4:52:18 PM PDT by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Get me a new wife that isn’t called WIDE LOAD.


3 posted on 09/28/2011 4:52:51 PM PDT by hflynn
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To: Jeff Chandler

I like Greg Guttfield’s joke.

Q. What do you call someone who voted for Obama in 08 but won’t vote for him now?

A. A racist.


4 posted on 09/28/2011 4:53:13 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: al baby

Funnier now that he has been unmasked!


5 posted on 09/28/2011 4:54:08 PM PDT by Palladin (Cain/Bachmann 2012 ?)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Mooche-elle was walking down the street with a duck under her arm.

A passing drunk, stopped and said “Where’d you get the pig?”

She said, “It’s not a pig . . . it’s a duck>”

He said, “I was talking to the duck.”


6 posted on 09/28/2011 4:56:23 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: al baby

Oh yeah like I’m going to do a search on a vanity.


7 posted on 09/28/2011 4:57:59 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (I never win at Scrable.)
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To: saradippity

First Duck ping


8 posted on 09/28/2011 5:01:26 PM PDT by Phx_RC (President Palin - no one in the race is even close.)
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To: al baby; Jeff Chandler

I like the presentation better this time. Some people are just better with inflections.


9 posted on 09/28/2011 5:03:43 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ( Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we can identify their corporate sponsors.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

haha. Not bad. Keep ‘em coming.


10 posted on 09/28/2011 5:19:53 PM PDT by coffeehays
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To: Jeff Chandler

I heard that a Christian, a Muslim, a black man, a white man and a communist walk into the bar. The bartender says - “what can I you, Mr. President”.


11 posted on 09/28/2011 5:21:45 PM PDT by stansblugrassgrl (PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!! YEEEEEHAW!)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money.


12 posted on 09/28/2011 5:25:57 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Stop me if you heard this one before..Obama loses the election in the largest landside in the history of America so he decides to start a farm in Venezuela. So, he is going to need a few things to get started. A chicken, a rooster, and a donkey....


13 posted on 09/28/2011 5:44:23 PM PDT by Leep
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To: hflynn

Get me a new wife that isn’t called WIDE LOAD.

....or as my husband always says he agreed to for better or
worse, but there was no mention of the extra 30%


15 posted on 09/28/2011 6:00:21 PM PDT by mouse1
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To: ThomasThomas
Some people are just better with inflections.

I put some stuff the doctor gave me on it and it cleared right up.

16 posted on 09/28/2011 10:12:09 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (I never win at Scrable.)
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To: al baby; Jeff Chandler

What’s really sad is that not six-months after Ombama’s visit - the guy’s bar went out of business.


17 posted on 09/28/2011 10:22:45 PM PDT by 21twelve (Obama Recreating the New Deal: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts)
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To: Jeff Chandler

I love your books.


19 posted on 09/29/2011 2:59:12 AM PDT by american_ranger
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks Jeff Chandler.


20 posted on 10/01/2011 12:07:48 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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