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Eccentric Duchess of Alba marries her toyboy
The Sun (UK) ^ | October 06, 2011 | Dan Sales

Posted on 10/06/2011 5:10:02 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad

Eccentric 85-year-old billionaire the Duchess of Alba — the world's most titled woman — married her toyboy yesterday in Spain's "wedding of the century".

Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, famous for her frizzy blonde hair, wed civil servant Alfonso Diez, 60, in front of 38 guests at her £3billion palace.

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: britain; kooky; misc; zombie
Get a load of the blushing bride.

"When 900 years you reach, look so good you will not!" - Yoda

All joking aside, I wish them happiness. Guess you're never too old to get married. Good luck, you crazy kids!

1 posted on 10/06/2011 5:10:07 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
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She looks like of of them inflatable aliens.

Why yes...yes she does...

2 posted on 10/06/2011 5:15:22 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, Ergo Conservitus.)
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To: All

Here’s the brides titles. All of them (as per Wikipedia).

Duchies

18th Duchess of Alba, Grandee of Spain
17th Duchess of Híjar, Grandee of Spain
15th Duchess of Aliaga, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Alfonso Martínez
11th Duchess of Montoro, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her daughter Doña Eugenia
11th Duchess of Berwick, Grandee of Spain (Jacobite Peerage)
11th Duchess of Liria and Jérica, Grandee of Spain
3rd Duchess of Arjona, Grandee of Spain

County-Duchy

12th Countess-Duchess of Olivares, Grandee of Spain

Marquesates

17th Marchioness of the Carpio, Grandee of Spain
10th Marchioness of San Vicente del Barco, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Fernando
16th Marchioness of La Algaba
16th Marchioness of Almenara
18th Marchioness of Barcarrota
10th Marchioness of Castañeda
23rd Marchioness of Coria
14th Marchioness of Eliche
16th Marchioness of Mirallo
20th Marchioness of la Mota
20th Marchioness of Moya
17th Marchioness of Orani
12th Marchioness of Osera
14th Marchioness of San Leonardo
19th Marchioness of Sarria
12th Marchioness of Tarazona
15th Marchioness of Valdunquillo
18th Marchioness of Villanueva del Fresno
17th Marchioness of Villanueva del Río

Counties

27th Countess of Aranda, Grandee of Spain
22nd Countess of Lemos, Grandee of Spain
20th Countess of Lerín, Grandee of Spain, Constabless of Navarre
20th Countess of Miranda del Castañar, Grandee of Spain
16th Countess of Monterrey, Grandee of Spain
20th Countess of Osorno, Grandee of Spain
18th Countess of Palma del Río, Grandee of Spain
12th Countess of Salvatierra, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Cayetano
22nd Countess of Siruela, Grandee of Spain -Ceded to her son Don Jacobo
19th Countess of Andrade
14th Countess of Ayala
16th Countess of Casarrubios del Monte
16th Countess of Fuentes de Valdepero
11th Countess of Fuentidueña
17th Countess of Galve
18th Countess of Gelves
16th Countess of Guimerá
21st Countess of Modica (Kingdom of Sicily)
24th Countess of Ribadeo
25th Countess of San Esteban de Gormaz
12th Countess of Santa Cruz de la Sierra
11th Countess of Tinmouth (Jacobite Peerage)
20th Countess of Villalba
Viscounties
12th Viscountess of la Calzada
Baronies

11th Baroness of Bosworth (Jacobite Peerage)

Manorials

29th Lady of Mogue


3 posted on 10/06/2011 5:16:47 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Oh dear! He looks frightened!


4 posted on 10/06/2011 5:18:13 AM PDT by Irenic
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Remember the saying, “All brides are beautiful on their wedding day?” I am sorry but I think we found the one case that doesn’t apply. However, I hope they are happy.


5 posted on 10/06/2011 5:19:54 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Tainan
To me, she looks kind of like at zombie. On the other hand, here's an Alba I'd be more than happy to marry! Ok, not so many titles, but I could live with that, I guess.
6 posted on 10/06/2011 5:20:13 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

just imagine waking up next to that in the morning.


7 posted on 10/06/2011 5:20:25 AM PDT by sunmars
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To: Irenic

Wouldn’t you be?


8 posted on 10/06/2011 5:21:30 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

more pics here, boy oh boy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045627/Duchess-Alba-marries-toyboy-Alfonso-Diez-lavish-wedding-ceremony.html


9 posted on 10/06/2011 5:23:35 AM PDT by sunmars
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To: momtothree

LOL!

I do sincerely wish them the best, all jokes aside. It proves there’s hope for everyone.....just because you’re old, or older, doesn’t mean you can’t find happiness.

You know, it just occured to me: that’s what Joan Rivers is going to look like in 20-odd years.


10 posted on 10/06/2011 5:24:03 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: sunmars

Wow she kind of makes Helen Thomas seem attractive!


11 posted on 10/06/2011 5:25:34 AM PDT by Boardwalk
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To: sunmars

GAAAH!

Actually, she was quite pretty when she was younger. And the photo of her sunbathing topless.....that was 30 years ago, when she would have been 55 or so. On that photo, not too shabby for 55......better physique than my last girlfriend who was only 35!

Looks like a little too much plastic surgery on her part. Yeesh. You just can’t fight the inevitable march of time.


12 posted on 10/06/2011 5:28:24 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Looks like loads of plastic surgery has taken it’s toll. Now we know what Joan Rivers will look like in 10 years.


13 posted on 10/06/2011 5:29:33 AM PDT by albie
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To: Boardwalk

LOL! The one woman who makes Helen Thomas look like Miss America.


14 posted on 10/06/2011 5:29:53 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad
For a few billion I'd marry her.

Yes, I know what I am- but at least I am a high-priced one

15 posted on 10/06/2011 5:30:27 AM PDT by Mr. K (Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket~!!!)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

It says her current husband is the brother of her 2nd husband. Kinda ewww, but I guess you can’t help who you love. And since when is a 60 year old a “boy toy”, even if the bride is 85? Anyway, congrats to the newlyweds.


16 posted on 10/06/2011 5:31:14 AM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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To: albie

Indeed. A little too much exposure to the surgeon’s scalpel.

If you look at other photos however, physically I will say she’s quite spry and active for 85 years old, which is good. Hopefully, she’s got a bit more life left in her. She seems to be in very good physical condition for her age.


17 posted on 10/06/2011 5:32:51 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad; Lazamataz; GQuagmire

Even Laz would NOT hit that!


18 posted on 10/06/2011 5:33:18 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Mr. K

Heh.

Hey, I’d marry Jessica Alba for her money.


19 posted on 10/06/2011 5:33:56 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: JRios1968

LOL!


20 posted on 10/06/2011 5:34:49 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Yoiks! It looks like her last facelift was so tight, she probably breathes through a blow-hole in the back of her head.....


21 posted on 10/06/2011 5:35:37 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Obama got mostly Ds and Fs all through college and law school. Keep repeating it.....)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad; Lazamataz

We need an expert... Paging Laz! Paging Laz!


22 posted on 10/06/2011 5:36:19 AM PDT by ToxicMich (If I catch you sleeping in this space AGAIN, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR # "?/%")
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Looks to me like she had plastic surgery go wrong. At the UK site, there is a picture of how she looked on a previous wedding day... very different.


23 posted on 10/06/2011 5:36:35 AM PDT by pbmaltzman
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To: sunmars
"just imagine waking up next to that in the morning."

Not even with yours, I wouldn't. Not even with yours...

24 posted on 10/06/2011 5:38:11 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: ToxicMich
YIKES!!!!


25 posted on 10/06/2011 5:38:11 AM PDT by ToxicMich (If I catch you sleeping in this space AGAIN, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR # "?/%")
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To: pbmaltzman

plastic surgery as you get older is harder to do as the muscles thin and ability to mould becomes much much harder to do. You can only hold it up so long.


26 posted on 10/06/2011 5:38:45 AM PDT by sunmars
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

I think so.

Is that plastic surgery on her face, or is that natural?

Why do people get that stuff, it looks so freakish!

Old looks better than plastic surgery!

*shiver* Sorry, but she looks terrible!


27 posted on 10/06/2011 5:40:13 AM PDT by Irenic
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

I just emailed this to my boss, who is from Spain, and nearly as old as the Duchess. She’ll get a kick out of it.


28 posted on 10/06/2011 5:40:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: sunmars
For a little (figurative) eye bleach for everyone, here's a photo of Raquel Welch when she was 70 years old.
29 posted on 10/06/2011 5:45:16 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Actually, if truth be known... at least this woman aged gracefully. Joan Rivers jokes that with all her plastic surgeries that when she cries, her bangs get wet. At some point, Joan’s knees will be pulled up to her chin. LOL!


30 posted on 10/06/2011 5:45:40 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Irenic

If that’s natural, then nature has gone horribly, horribly wrong.


31 posted on 10/06/2011 5:46:18 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: momtothree
LOL. In all fairness to Joan Rivers, at least she's willing poke fun at herself for it, and when she lets loose with some comment about it, it makes me laugh. Here's a little more eye bleach for you Raquel Welch fans out there. I saw this movie on TV when I was about 10 years old. I fell in love.
32 posted on 10/06/2011 5:49:26 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

OMG, in one of those Wedding photos she looks like Dr. Zira from Planet of the Apes.


33 posted on 10/06/2011 6:50:37 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: ToxicMich; AnAmericanAbroad; JRios1968; GQuagmire
Here she is:

MY VERDICT


34 posted on 10/06/2011 6:55:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("Lazamataz" is a four-letter word.)
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To: massgopguy

My son mentioned the librarian ghost from “Ghostbusters.”


35 posted on 10/06/2011 6:58:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

My boss, the Spanish Battleax, says the Duchess is a very popular figure in Spain, and very physically fit for her age. (Spanish tv showed her dancing at her reception.) The gentleman, per the Battleax, is her travelling companion and assistant, not necessarily in a *personal* relationship, and the marriage is intended simply to keep all respectable.


36 posted on 10/06/2011 7:04:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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Bmfl


37 posted on 10/06/2011 7:54:12 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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Holy crap!!!!! Is that women alive???? That gives jumping bones a whole new meaning..


38 posted on 10/06/2011 8:37:27 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

My sister just had her 80th birthday and has a boyfriend that is not 70 yet. She’s not rich, but looks better than that gal with all her money and surgery. Sisters boy friend is younger than me, but not it the best of health, but he keeps her moving and they are happy..They have been together for about 5 years....don’t live together but he has a key to the house....very interesting to watch :O)


39 posted on 10/06/2011 10:12:19 AM PDT by goat granny
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Some serious inbreeding there.


40 posted on 10/06/2011 1:43:30 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (We kneel to no prince but the Prince of Peace)
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To: sunmars

I remember seeing a picture of Dame Margot Fonteyn as an oldster. Her skin, OTOH, had been stretched SO tight after SO many face lifts, that she looked like a living skull.


41 posted on 10/06/2011 4:59:26 PM PDT by pbmaltzman
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

I burned both retinas looking at that hideous monstrosity of a bride....


42 posted on 10/06/2011 6:16:14 PM PDT by Born Conservative
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