Whitney Houston Is Sober, Everybody, She Just Irrationally Hates Seatbelts

thesuperficial ^ | October 13th, 2011 | Staff

[fight_truth_decay]

Whitney Houston was almost kicked off a Delta flight yesterday when she refused to buckle her seat belt before takeoff, holding up the entire plane for people who understand the rudimentary practice of clicking one piece of metal into another. Then again, they could’ve all been physicists. Motherf______rs are everywhere… TMZ reports:

We’re told Whitney refused and “got diva” on the crew member … until another crew member came over and warned Houston that if she didn’t buckle up, she would have to get off the plane. Whitney eventually allowed one of the crew members to grab the buckle and fasten it for the singer — and the plane was then cleared for takeoff.

[fight_truth_decay]

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What a waste of talent.

[ColdOne]

Crack is wack.

[econjack]

Crack is wack.

Whit is spit.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

“Houston, we have a (cocaine) problem.”

[OddLane]

FWC.

Flying While Cracked.

[truthguy]

Who is Whitney Houston? Never heard of her.

[txroadkill]

I'm with her. When is the last time you heard on the news, “a plane crashed into the side of a mountain today, fortunately everyone had the seat belts on and their tray tables in their full upright positions...”

[microgood]

Since the 1991 Super Bowl National Anthem Job by Whitney (the best ever), all is forgiven.

1991 Super Bowl National Anthem

[dfwgator]

It’s not for crashes, but for turbulence.

[missnry]

... between 1991 and 1996 2 people died, 63 people suffered severe injuries and 863 had minor injuries all due to turbulence. The 2 deaths were confirmed as passengers NOT wearing their seatbelts.

Take your belt off... take your chances!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Bobby Brown’s fault.

[Jonty30]

She might be claustrophobic.

[max americana]

the attendant should have told her the belt is also used for passenger’s necks..

[dfwgator]

Bobby Brown’s fault.

And my name is Bobby Brown...watch me now I'm going down...

[Dr. Scarpetta]

That was incredible...

[nascarnation]

She’s the sister of Whitney Dallas.

[microgood]

That was incredible...

I've listened/watched it many times, and every time I think just what you said.

[Kickass Conservative]

>”She’s the sister of Whitney Dallas”<

I heard her cousin Whitney Fort Worth doesn’t have any musical talent.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

You hardly ever see a talent like Whitney Houston had. It’s hard to believe she squandered it...

Why would someone not put on a seatbelt on a plane? She’s probably still on something...

[Outlaw Woman]

Seatbelts aren’t for crashes. They are necessary in the event there is a sudden loss of altitude. It’s smart to keep them on, even if loosely, during the flight, in the event the airline hits an air pocket. There have been accounts of sudden dives and dips where people have ended up hitting the ceiling and being injured.

Whitney has obviously lost the ability to think rationally/logically.