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The 8 Most Wildly Irresponsible Vintage Toys
cracked ^ | October 19, 2011 | Tracy V.

Posted on 10/25/2011 6:38:17 PM PDT by OL Hickory

These days, if a stuffed animal's plastic eye so much as wiggles, that toy is recalled faster than you can say "class action lawsuit." Back in the day, though, child safety consisted of just getting out of the way and letting natural selection do its thing. If a kid was too dumb to play with a toy the right way, well, he'd just have to learn to get along with one less eye.

That meant molten glass, molten metal, hazardous chemicals -- all were included in toys back then ... on purpose.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Education; History
KEYWORDS: fun; irresponsible; kids; toys
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To: marktwain
We should have those toys available today.

Late to the party, but I wonder how many of the people involved in our space programs started with A. C. Gilbert sets.

Things Of Science was another great introduction. Though on a much less grandiose scale, they reached many.

41 posted on 10/26/2011 5:16:59 AM PDT by Roccus (Obama & Holder LLP, Procurers of fine arms to the most discerning drug lords (202) 456-1414)
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To: OL Hickory
Does anyone remember “Bactine?” If you scraped your knee or cut yourself while playing with any of your toys, you'd better pray that your Mom didn't bring out a can of Bactine. It was advertised as a medicine to soothe the pain of cuts and scrapes, however, the burning sensation you got from this product was worse that any pain you were already feeling. I always suspected that Bactine was nothing more than Hydrochloric Acid in a spray can.
42 posted on 10/26/2011 5:21:36 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Poser; Slings and Arrows
Yes, it is Blago:

43 posted on 10/26/2011 5:21:39 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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To: OL Hickory

The Johnny Reb Cannon by Remco—when you needed artillery to get the job done!


44 posted on 10/26/2011 5:28:21 AM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemies of freedom.)
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To: Fast Moving Angel

I had a Creepy Crawler maker as a kid. We even had the edible goo to make Incredible Edibles.


45 posted on 10/26/2011 6:34:20 AM PDT by Vor Lady (Everyone should read The Importance of the Electoral College by Geo. Grant)
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To: cynwoody

Man O Man...when we came to town on Saturday I used to make it a point to stop at the Willis Shoe Bar on west main st and stick my feet in the x-ray machine they had there. Quite the shoe store!


46 posted on 10/26/2011 6:41:28 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: GreenHornet
Dude...Bactine was a step up from the dreaded...Tincture of Merthiolate!


47 posted on 10/26/2011 6:46:58 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: OL Hickory

LOL! When I was about 12-13 I was mail ordering chemicals for my basement lab. Stuff like hydrocloric acid and concentrated sulfuric acid! I’ve always wondered if the folks who bought our house had to overhaul the basement sink plumbing...lots of acid and other stuff was poured down that sink.


48 posted on 10/26/2011 7:01:13 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Avery Iota Kracker
What irked me as a kid were the ads that lied to me. For instance, I could NOT fly over fences after putting on a pair of PF Flyers.

I made the same sad discovery. I haven't trusted TV advertising ever since. Remember when everything was touted as "the best"? Even as a kid, I wondered how *everything* could be "the best". Clearly, someone was lying.

BTW, I survived several chemistry sets, exceeded the recommended portions for homemade gunpowder (by pounds), and had a lead casting outfit. The lead casting skills still come in handy to cast big .45 and .58 caliber slugs.

49 posted on 10/26/2011 12:42:20 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Roccus

It’s a good thing that radium emits alpha particles when it decays that are easily blocked by the watches.


50 posted on 10/26/2011 3:22:29 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
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To: OL Hickory

We used to buy kits for making M80 firecrackers. We could buy them through the mail.

We also had carbide cannons, which I see are still available. They sure look expensive now, but at least they’re safe.

Once, when carbide and gunpowder weren’t available we took sparklers and filled a long aluminum tube with them. We plugged the back end with a cork and attached the sparkler-filled tube to a block of wood.

Then we lit one the one sparkler that we used as a fuse, it stuck out a couple of inches ahead of the others.

It sparkled. We expected a really cool shower of sparkles when the rest of the bunch lit up.

What we got was a loud ROAR as a six foot long flame blasted out the front of the tube. It looked and sounded like a miniature Saturn rocket engine.

We stood there bug-eyed with our little hearts beating a mile a minute as we stared at a cherry red aluminum tube on a smoking wooden mount on a scorched sidewalk.

While this is funny to remember I wouldn’t recommend anyone try it. It wasn’t the show that we expected and it turned out to be really dangerous. It’s a miracle no one got severely burned.


51 posted on 10/26/2011 9:31:43 PM PDT by Pelham (turn out the lights, the party's over)
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To: Tainan

Iodine was always fun too.


52 posted on 10/26/2011 9:52:31 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
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