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Man Hires Prostitute Which 'Turned Into a Donkey' at Night
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| Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Posted on 10/26/2011 9:42:26 AM PDT by nickcarraway
'I do not know what happened... but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,' man tells court
It may have been the work of a genie or a sorcerer or just that a Zimbabwean man is off his rocker, for he claims in court that he had hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey.
He says that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday.
"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.
Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometres (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; donkey; jackass; lazwouldnothitit; napl; prostitute; zimbabwe
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To: nickcarraway
I hate it when that happens!
41
posted on
10/26/2011 11:08:41 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: Molon Labbie
I have had a dream, past the wit of man to
say what dream it was.
The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen,
man’s hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive,
nor his heart to report, what my dream was.
—Bottom, “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”
42
posted on
10/26/2011 11:13:03 AM PDT
by
Radagast the Fool
("Mexico-Beirut with tacos!"--Dr. Zoidberg)
To: nickcarraway
I do not know what happened when I left the bar...
If I only had a nickel for every time someone has said that.
43
posted on
10/26/2011 11:17:14 AM PDT
by
newheart
(When does policy become treason?)
To: EggsAckley
Now that is just wrong in so many ways!! Abusing such a fine noble beast.
Too funny eggs!
44
posted on
10/26/2011 11:26:08 AM PDT
by
bray
(Join the Cain Mutiny, tell the IRS 9-9-9!)
To: bray
Heheheh. The Devil made me do it.
45
posted on
10/26/2011 11:48:43 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! !)
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, what did he expect? He was, after all, hiring a piece of @55.
46
posted on
10/26/2011 11:56:27 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
To: JRios1968
A transformative dream come true. A piece of ass becomes an ass of Peace...
47
posted on
10/26/2011 11:58:53 AM PDT
by
BWDog
To: nickcarraway
This takes the metaphor of beating on a rented mule to an entirely new level.
48
posted on
10/26/2011 12:16:11 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
To: nickcarraway
This takes the metaphor of beating on a rented mule to an entirely new level.
49
posted on
10/26/2011 12:16:20 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
To: nickcarraway
He says that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday. That's what the gay marriage agitators say, it's all about love.
50
posted on
10/26/2011 12:20:05 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: nickcarraway
...he had hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey.
Sounds like voter remorse in America. You got screwed, and poorly at that, by a cheap donkey.
51
posted on
10/26/2011 12:20:36 PM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; martin_fierro
hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey. I HATE when that happens!
To: ApplegateRanch
No rimshot for you! Come back one year!
53
posted on
10/26/2011 2:49:03 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Let go of my ears?
Turning a prostitute into a donkey... shades of Pinocchio... and maybe a Clinton cigar.
54
posted on
10/26/2011 3:16:14 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Wait, what? Channel surfing without a remote since 2001)
To: Charles Henrickson; nickcarraway; martin_fierro
"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court Never On Sunday
55
posted on
10/26/2011 6:05:19 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Sicko, de Moyo)
To: WellyP; Average Al
I honestly can’t begin to fathom this story.
Trying to figure it out has taxed my imagination
way beyond anything else I’ve ever seen on FR.
To: supremedoctrine
Yes is is pretty strange. I suspect there was some drugs involved somewhere. Perhaps carrying the drugs. ;-)
57
posted on
10/27/2011 2:52:04 AM PDT
by
Average Al
(Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
To: nickcarraway
He says that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday. "Good love is hard to find...you got lucky."
-Tom Petty
58
posted on
10/27/2011 2:58:02 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: nickcarraway
You sure this wasn't Vegas?
Just sayin'.
59
posted on
10/27/2011 2:59:35 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: nickcarraway
"I do not know what happened when I left the bar..."I'll take a stab at that,like most young blokes fresh out of the bar you went out horse'n' around.
60
posted on
10/27/2011 3:04:23 AM PDT
by
mitch5501
(My guitar wants to kill your momma!)
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