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Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail, Can Finish Playboy Shoot First
FoxNews.com ^ | 11/02/2011

Posted on 11/02/2011 12:46:39 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 30 days in county jail after admitting that she violated her probation by not keeping up with court-mandated community service.

Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress for violating the terms of her release by being terminated from a community service assignment at a women's shelter.

Lohan will not, however, have to start her sentence until Nov. 7, so she can finish up a nude Playboy shoot for which she signed a six-figure contract.

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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lindsaylohan; lohan
Nice to know our legal system has its priorities straight.
1 posted on 11/02/2011 12:46:44 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

hope she doesn’t catch any lovebugs...


2 posted on 11/02/2011 12:48:42 PM PDT by brivette
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To: Responsibility2nd

hope she doesn’t catch any lovebugs...


3 posted on 11/02/2011 12:48:53 PM PDT by brivette
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To: Responsibility2nd

hope she doesn’t catch any lovebugs...


4 posted on 11/02/2011 12:49:09 PM PDT by brivette
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To: Responsibility2nd

useless without pictures


5 posted on 11/02/2011 12:49:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I guess some Occupiers are more 99% than other Occupiers.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Ooops. Forgot the sarc tag. As if I needed it.

Serioulsy. I think the idiot judges who keep giving this drugged out ho 30 or 40 “second chances” are actually out to kill her.

The kind compassionate thing to do would be to throw Miss Lohan in jail for 3 years and let her come out a sober and (hopefully) reformed citizen.

But no... The courts are going to let Lohan kill herself with dope and “second chances”.


6 posted on 11/02/2011 12:50:56 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
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To: Lazamataz
Laz, your wish is my command -



Cheers,

knewshound
7 posted on 11/02/2011 12:54:41 PM PDT by knews_hound (Credo Quia Absurdium--take nothing seriously unless it is absurd. E. Clampus Vitus)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Because of jail “overcrowding” in L.A., her 30 days in jail will be 7 days.

And they’re allowing this skank to finish a “Playboy” shoot FIRST? That’ll show her. Why don’t they just sentence her to double-secret probabtion? If she still doesn’t straighten up, give her a strong admonishment. s/


8 posted on 11/02/2011 12:57:17 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (The "Occupy Wall Street" losers should try occupying their local employment office. GET A JOB!)
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To: Lazamataz

9 posted on 11/02/2011 12:58:59 PM PDT by nascarnation (DEFEAT BARAQ 2012 DEPORT BARAQ 2013)
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To: knews_hound

She should lift some weights while she is in the joint. She has no muscle tone at all. Five years from now she will be an flabby sagging wreck. I see 40 something women at the gym who have better bodies than Lindsay Lohan.


10 posted on 11/02/2011 12:59:12 PM PDT by forgotten man (forgotten man)
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To: Lazamataz
I'm not sure what her Playboy shots will look like.
 
But her mug shots are OK in and of themselves.
 



11 posted on 11/02/2011 1:00:24 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
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To: knews_hound

Fantastic!


12 posted on 11/02/2011 1:03:24 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Playboy, known for theme shoots... could expand this and have “Girls of the County Jail in Strip search”. Could be a big seller.


13 posted on 11/02/2011 1:04:22 PM PDT by FiddlePig (truth is hard... lies are easy - http://redneckoblogger.blogspot.com)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Have you seen the pictures of her teeth.

She will be down on a cold slab long before she is up for an Oscar.


14 posted on 11/02/2011 1:04:32 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (I just don't like anything about the President. And I don't think he's a nice guy.)
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To: forgotten man

She has muscles?

Who knew?


15 posted on 11/02/2011 1:06:50 PM PDT by knews_hound (Credo Quia Absurdium--take nothing seriously unless it is absurd. E. Clampus Vitus)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Why not just fesature her in Playboy’s “Women In Prison” special? Alongside a couple of crack ho’s.


16 posted on 11/02/2011 1:10:35 PM PDT by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation

It was funny to hear the judge on the radio. She actually gets 300 days, but reduced to 30. She will not get out before 30 days. She starts next week.

The judge was telling her about all the community service places that refuse to have Lohan serve with them! Like a place for homeless women refused her because she sets a POOR EXAMPLE for the homeless women trying to get their lives in order!!! Back to the morgue for her. I personally know of a few other celebs that are also serving at the morgue. Maybe they prefer it because at least the residents there don’t have cell phones.


17 posted on 11/02/2011 1:10:41 PM PDT by Yaelle (Donate to Cain today to show the media they can't choose our candidate this time.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

No wonder Playboy is going broke. I think only Kristy Hefner is interested in seeing a meth/crack addicted lesbian in the nude.


18 posted on 11/02/2011 1:10:54 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: Responsibility2nd

I will offer to provide her the SPANKING she has long needed ;-)


19 posted on 11/02/2011 1:12:30 PM PDT by Moleman
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To: Vermont Lt
Have you seen the pictures of her teeth.
 
Oh Thanks a Lot.
 
(I guess I didn't have to go google searching, but I did.)

 


20 posted on 11/02/2011 1:19:59 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
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To: knews_hound

21 posted on 11/02/2011 1:27:50 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I guess some Occupiers are more 99% than other Occupiers.)
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To: JimRed

When one factors in the lesbos who will flock to the news stands, this may be one of the largest selling playboy’s of all time.


22 posted on 11/02/2011 1:29:58 PM PDT by Mouton (Voting is an opiate of the electorate. Nothing changes no matter who wins..)
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To: knews_hound

Thanks for the blurry pic, it’s easier on the eyes. Otherwise she’s a skank.


23 posted on 11/02/2011 1:46:52 PM PDT by maddog55 (OBAMA: Why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I don't look fat, do I?


24 posted on 11/02/2011 1:54:36 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici ("Si, se gimme!")
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To: Responsibility2nd

Has she announced that she’s doing the remake of Chained Heat yet? It might be beyond her acting skills to out do Linda Blair’s stunning performance.


25 posted on 11/02/2011 2:12:49 PM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: Yaelle

The community service for Lohan should be picking up cigarette butts on Santa Monica beach.

A butt picking up a butt. Very appropriate in her case!

I guess you know you’ve hit rock bottom when even the homeless want nothing to do with you.


26 posted on 11/02/2011 2:32:13 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (The "Occupy Wall Street" losers should try occupying their local employment office. GET A JOB!)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Vermont Lt
Lindsay Lohan's teeth? You mean these?

Excuse me. I have a compelling urge to floss and brush.

27 posted on 11/02/2011 2:47:42 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.)
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To: july4thfreedomfoundation
I guess you know you’ve hit rock bottom when even the homeless want nothing to do with you.
 
 
This guy agrees with you.
 



28 posted on 11/02/2011 2:51:06 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
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