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Florida woman bit on buttocks by bear
upi ^ | March. 16, 2012

Posted on 03/17/2012 5:48:15 PM PDT by JoeProBono

LONGWOOD, Fla., -- Wildlife officials in Florida said a woman walking her dog was bitten on the rear end by a black bear.

Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman Joy Hill said the woman was walking her dog at an apartment complex on Sable Drive in Longwood around 7 a.m. Friday when the bear attacked, the Orlando Sentinel reported Friday.

The woman sustained four puncture wounds to her rear end and was taken to Florida Hospital Altamonte for treatment, Hill said.

Hill said wildlife officers are setting traps for the bear, which they plan to euthanize.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bear; napl
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1 posted on 03/17/2012 5:48:25 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Bearty Call


2 posted on 03/17/2012 5:50:01 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (??? ?? Who knew?)
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To: JoeProBono

Yogi says what’s for desert?


3 posted on 03/17/2012 5:51:10 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: JoeProBono; a fool in paradise

IBMSBAMOP (In Before My Sister Bit a Moose Once Posts!)


4 posted on 03/17/2012 5:53:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: JoeProBono

Strangely, a moose once bit her sister ;)


5 posted on 03/17/2012 5:54:06 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: JoeProBono

She should have stuned it with her beeber-like device...


6 posted on 03/17/2012 5:55:28 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: JoeProBono

Hell, Laz prolly woulda hit it too.


7 posted on 03/17/2012 5:57:28 PM PDT by umgud (No Rats, No Rino's)
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To: Revolting cat!

8 posted on 03/17/2012 5:59:44 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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Was it on her bear buttocks?


9 posted on 03/17/2012 6:00:14 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (My doctor told me to curtail my Walpoling activities.)
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To: JoeProBono

"betcha that's da last time she say's "kiss my a&&""

10 posted on 03/17/2012 6:00:14 PM PDT by Doogle (((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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11 posted on 03/17/2012 6:00:25 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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Evidently, her dog could run faster than she could.


12 posted on 03/17/2012 6:01:51 PM PDT by fso301
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I’ve never been mistaken for a bear before, but I must say, I have apologized to this woman profusely.


13 posted on 03/17/2012 6:02:38 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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14 posted on 03/17/2012 6:03:36 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: floralamiss

I saw the headline and got worried. Are your buns safe, darling?


15 posted on 03/17/2012 6:03:47 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Doogle

16 posted on 03/17/2012 6:07:45 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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This was oh...about 20 mins away from where I live. Remember how I had a bear tear my porch door up? Well...we are overrun by bears here. beardoor2 bearclawmarks sandybearpawprints
17 posted on 03/17/2012 6:08:23 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather ("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
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To: cripplecreek

That is HILARIOUS!!!


18 posted on 03/17/2012 6:11:12 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather ("We Need To Teach The Establishment a Lesson" - Newt Gingrich)
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AAAHHH!!
BeAR pORN!


19 posted on 03/17/2012 6:11:38 PM PDT by right way right (What's it gonna take?)
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20 posted on 03/17/2012 6:11:47 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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