Welcome to Chez Obama ManDog Fusion Cuisine

[lbryce]

Have you tried the new fusion cusine Man-Dog, that’s sweeping the sidewalks of international capital?

Welcome to

Chez Obama Man-Dog

Where a side of Man can share a dinner plate with his best friend

Serving classic North White American male specialties, special variety of canine species

Today’s specials
*Guantanamo-raised free range white North American male raised on forced-fed socialist diet flash–roasted Islamic suicide bomb-style, barbecued cubes of man flesh on open pit of incendiary Bible flame

*Northeastern capitalist pig male American male 100% pure socialist propaganda fed diet served Chef Obama-style on open pit flame of burning US Constitution parchment flame

*Braised Rear de Moochelle Laddie Style–Huge chunks of rotting Indonesian Rottweiler butt served with emphasis on excesssive fat, butter exorbitantly priced, all while circling overhead with
spectacular view of inner-city Washington, DC and outlying ghettos served on Flying Air Force One with 150 preferred guests (Black Socialists/Communists, Muslim Brotherhood ONLY)

*First Lady Chihuahua liver puffs –specially bred chihuahua pups kept in the dark to be brought out in the light Hussein-style when ready to chow down

Your server:Ibrahim Soetero Korang

[OCCASparky]

You hear about the new Obama cookbook? It's called, "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog."

Pretty good stuff for the most part, but some of the recipies do have some bite to them.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

[Diogenesis]

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[Autonomous User]

Obama’s next book: “To serve man”

[Autonomous User]

Edit....

Obama’s next book: “To serve man’s best friend”

[Diogenesis]

[x1stcav]

This meme has, somewhat, and in a sense, been covered before.

Read Heinlein’s ‘Farnham’s Freehold’.

Written in 1965, but still a little poignant.

[reasonisfaith]

Is it about people eating dogs?

Or worse—is it about presidential candidates eating them?

[lbryce]

Wikipedia:‘Farnham’s Freehold’.

Both Farnham's Freehold and Sixth Column, another novel by Heinlein, deal extensively with issues of race, but whereas Sixth Column is perceived as racist by some readers, Farnham's Freehold depends for its impact on twisting the racial roles: in a future dominated by people of African ancestry, a culture technologically advanced enough to develop time travel also practices race-based slavery and institutionalized cannibalism.

Some have argued that the portrayal of the black ruling caste as cannibalistic, polygynous, drug-providing tyrants with a preference for Caucasian women uses most of the available racist stereotypes about Africans and African-Americans. Another interpretation posits that the cannibalism and sexual predation of the dark-skinned masters is allegorical, representing the way that black slaves were historically taken advantage of by their masters.

This is similar to the "Durham's Pure Leaf Lard" theme in Upton Sinclair's The Jungle. Proponents of the allegory theory point out that in the second half of the story, Farnham describes a place in the West Indies where the blacks are cultured and sophisticated, and whites are feckless and shiftless, and that Heinlein then plays out a traditional slave narrative with Farnham as the narrator. From this point of view, the story is not about Africans and Caucasians, but rather about masters and slaves, regardless of race.

It is also interesting to note Farnham's second in command was not his son, but their black domestic servant. This servant, Joseph, was also going to college to become an accountant, and was also described as the best bridge player of the group.

[jy8z]

I bet this is a dog Barky could eat.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Secret Service Agents have been assigned to the “First Dog” because of culinary threats to his existence from the kitchen staff and first family.

[Rembrandt]

Stewed Dog (wedding style) Recipe By : Joe Sweeney Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :3:00 Categories : Ethnic Lamb Philippines Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- 3 kg dog meat -- * see note 1 1/2 cups vinegar 60 peppercorns -- crushed 6 tablespoons salt 12 cloves garlic -- crushed 1/2 cup cooking oil 6 cups onion -- sliced 3 cups tomato sauce 10 cups boiling water 6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips 6 pieces bay leaf 1 teaspoon tabasco sauce 1 1/2 cups liver spread -- ** see note 1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick 1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire. 2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be used in other recpies) 3. Cut meat into 1″ cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn, salt and garlic for 2 hours. 4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and chopped pineapple and suate until tender. 5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and tobasco. 6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.

[lbryce]

Porno movie plots being what they are, I’ve got to think the bizarre image is part of the movie as contrivance in which to have him demonstrate the prowess that accounts for his popularity within the industry. Otherwise, it’s hard to believe this is what he does to supplement his income between films.

[lbryce]

Porno movie plots being what they are, I’ve got to think the bizarre image is part of the movie as contrivance in which to have him demonstrate the prowess that accounts for his popularity within the industry. Otherwise, it’s hard to believe this is what he does to supplement his income between films.

[baddog 219]

[lbryce]

One of the doggone barking best I’ve yet seen.

[libertarian27]

Oh, that's good!

'Winner, winner - puppy dinner'

[Paine in the Neck]