Posted on 05/01/2012 1:51:59 PM PDT by cakid1
California.. New Law to ask state contractors: Are you straight or gay?
State Assembly Speaker John Perez runs the Assembly
Its not the law of the land yet. But a bill moving through the state Assembly would ask state contractors if they’re gay.
The bill passed in the Assembly. The measure would allow business owners to identify themselves as gay, lesbian, transgender or bisexual.
Only one Republican voted for the bill.
Wait a minute. Why? And what about people who wish to keep that information private?
The left needs their victim groups!
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
Winger: You mean like flaming?
Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
Winger: Yeah . . . Would they send us someplace special?
Listing yourself as the author of something you didn’t write is pretty gay.
Hey! You can’t park that here!
We’re not parking it, we’re abandoning it.
What? You can’t tell?
Flame on! There’s a gay guy somewhere in here wanting to come out.
Just another “Law of Class” for minority contracts.
MBE/WBE/GLBT
You get a 5-7% advantage if you use any of them in your bid.
Cost me a $2 million contract because I didn’t understand that and neither did my guys who had more experience in these types of bids. When I asked them if it was something we needed to do win they said “No, Not Really?”
So we lost the contract to install the Structured Cabling System for our hometown airport, the shiny new airplane looking thing here in San Jose.
Went to a freaking contractor in San Francisco!
That one still stings because I wanted to do that project no matter what it took.
This will lead to state contract set-asides for gays.
“Yeah, I’m queer as three dollar bill. So I get the contract, right?”
(Man, this system will be way easier to scam than having to pretend we’re minorities.)
Frickin Eagle Eye! LOL
So cakid1, why do you post yourself as the author on every single post you have ever posted?
Good. Now I can add that question to my application for the next time I plan to hire for open positions in my business.
He wants to join this “distinguished list”:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_plagiarism_controversies
I'm guessing that's a gay thing?
I'll pass on that, along with the plagiarism.
You've heard of transexual? I'm transracial. I'm a handicapped Hispanic black lesbian trapped inside a white man's body. Now give me the #($%(#( contract so I can sub it out to someone who actually knows what he's doing.
Hmmm. You could be a new identity - "Invert-Gendered!"
Lots of wackadoodle fruit loops on that “list”, aren’t there?
As long as they don’t ‘means test’ this, I predict all companies will be gay.
I can just see it:
Vendor: “You know, I always wondered who’s **** you had to suck in order to get this contract. Now they’ve made it official. Tad, here, is our contracting officer, so if you’ll unbuckle your pants, we’ll make this official.”
State Planning Officer: “Excellent. Turn around and grab the desk.”
Vendor: “HEY, nobody said anything about anal. The state’s picking up the cost of protection.”
State Planning Officer: “Sorry pal, that’s a sales cost. You’re on the hook for it.”
This makes no sense at all... Just like the cognitive dissonance of the left’s “Leave your laws off my womb, but Obamacare is completely alright”. These people have a serious problem when it comes to creating a bigger problem trying to “fix” what they PERCEIVE to be a problem which doesn’t exist...
They want to ask that so they can discriminate against the straights.
What is the purpose of this?
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