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[Lucky9teen]

Obama In History

World Changing Events You Didn't Know Obama Played A Part In

Obama Guest Lecturing With Einstein

Obama: The Hidden Genius Behind Microsoft

Obama And Nixon Meet Elvis

Obama With The Beatles On The Ed Sullivan Show

Obama Launching The Bay Of Pigs

Obama At The Fall Of The Berlin Wall

Obama Leading The Troops Across The Delaware

Obama At Stonehenge

Obama Witnessing The Surrender Of Japan On The USS Missouri

Obama Attending Napoleon's Coronation

Obama With Roosevelt's Rough Riders

Obama Landing In The New World With Columbus

Obama Celebrating V-J Day In Times Square

Obama Aiding Franklin's Kite Experiment

Obama Plants A Flag On The Moon With Neil Armstrong

Obama At The Signing Of The Declaration Of Independence

Obama Assists The Wright Brothers First Flight

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davewoodson RT @iowahawkblog: #Obamainhistory Washington could not tell a lie, Nixon could not tell the truth, Obama can't tell the difference

 

davewoodson RT @CuffyMeh: In 1803, Jefferson bought the Louisiana Purchase for $233 million in today's dollars, which Obama spent while you read this. #ObamaInHistory

 

carlcamera Why would http://t.co/fWyEJyZk worry about #pvv #seo? Are they selling ads? Apparently... http://t.co/VQ76H3sM #ObamaInHistory

 

RedMomBlueState I wonder if Obama's Aides are editing the Bible to include his accomplishments as THE ONE. "Oceans Receded", etc. #ObamaInHistory

 

Slybo Don't swap horses in midstream 1864 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Abraham Lincoln. Don't swap asses in midstream #ObamaInHistory

 

StopMiPain #obamaInHistory Moses parted the Red Sea Obama lowered it

 

jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory Harry Truman dropped atomic bombs on Japan. Barrack Obama tried to apologize for it but was rebuffed by the Japanese.

 

kimfloydflorida the only hashtag not followed by CNN, MSNBC, ABC & CBS .. because they don' t want to know #obamainhistory !!

 

jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory George Bush threw up on Japanese Emperor Akihito. Barrack Obama bowed down before Japanese Emperor Akihito.

rustyweiss74 RT @KenShepherd: On this day in 1893, @BarackObama set up Elizabeth Warren's great-great-great grandparents on a blind date. #obamainhistory

 

shawndjohnson #obamainhistory Alexander the Great would only be Alexander the Mediocre while standing next to Obama.

 

johnrogersatty RT @secupp: On that fateful day in 1937, Obama offered to fly Amelia Earhart's Model 10 Electra to Howland Island. She refused. #ObamaInHistory

 

jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory Under G W Bush, American Taliban John Walker was captured & tried. Under Obama American al-Qaeda Anwar al-Awlaki was droned

 

twwasson Did u know Louis Pasteur perfected pasteurization & now Pres Obama supports him by having milk w/ Frosted Flakes everyday? #ObamaInHistory

 

garybambo RT @who__dat: #ObamaInHistory 9 June 1944, Obama gives a speech to thank the soldiers that took Omaha Beach who were, "fighting on my behalf."

 

pbertrand_8 RT @EthanMyers007: 30,000 Americans died on the Oregon Trail due to lack of health insurance. #ObamaInHistory

 

Kasons4 RT @TheRealBunker91: California, 1847 - Obama to The Donner Party - "You should have brought more dogs with you." #obamainhistory

 

kimfloydflorida Added to Obama's resume' under Skills.... Ability to send a thrill up #ChrisMatthews leg ... while on air! #obamainhistory

 

pbertrand_8 RT @stevenfhayward: In the beginning,God created the heavens and the Earth. And President Obama was there to say it was good.#obamainhistory

 

JayTreadwell 11.4.1879 Edison files for U.S. pat Incad Light bulb(IBL) 12/2007 EISA fails to be LAW 04/2008 Obama EPA regulate ILB away #ObamaInHistory

 

Kasons4 RT @Raccafracca: After David slew Goliath he cut off Goliath's head, removing all possibility for Obama to call a Beer Summit. #Obamainhistory

 

TheRealBunker91 Philadelphia, 1776 - Obama to Jefferson - "Can't we drop the 'In' from 'Independence'? This is all so foreign to me, Tom." #obamainhistory

 

Lisa_Luerssen RT @shawndjohnson: #obamainhistory Alexander the Great would only be Alexander the Mediocre while standing next to Obama.

 

Lisa_Luerssen RT @iowahawkblog: #Obamainhistory Washington could not tell a lie, Nixon could not tell the truth, Obama can't tell the difference

 

KenShepherd On this day in 1912, @BarackObama coined "rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic" cliche. President Taft told him "too soon" #obamainhistory

 

texas1214 Even the British paper are laughing at @BarackObama for his narcissistic behavior. #ObamaInHistory http://t.co/RlIl6D5L

 

The_Tom_Cat RT @Heritage: #ObamaInHistory: Complete fabrications & displays of arrogant power straight from the @WhiteHouse. The story: http://t.co/08pvLICt

 

jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory In 2002, the Winter Olympics were held in Salt Lake City. In 2009, Obama failed to help secure the Olympics for Chicago.

 

SilverBambi RT @DaggettBeaver: #ObamaInHistory Obama gives new meaning to "What's black and white and red all over?" #tcot

 

Lady_Ray626 RT @BradThor: Lincoln freed the slaves, #Obama freed everyone else from any semblance of personal responsibility. #ObamainHistory

 

TheRealBunker91 Philadelphia, 1787 - Obama at the Constitutional Convention - "What's with this 'WE' stuff?" #obamainhistory

Lisa_Luerssen Can't wait until obamaishistory is a hashtag!! :) #teaparty #palin #obamainhistory

SylenceDogood May 14, 1998, #ObamaInHistory Obama eulogizes death of Frank Sinatra. Talks about how he gave Frank singing lessons. O, the real crooner #p2

shawndjohnson #obamainhistory Obama confuses "history" with "His Story".

SpencerJGRMX Charlton Heston "From my cold dead hands" @nra speech, meanwhile Obama with Fast and Furious "into the warm Mexican hands" #ObamaInhistory

[ShadowAce]

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[Liberty Valance]

LMAO!

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[Liberty Valance]

[sunny48]

Here's one that doesn't need to be photoshopped. LOLOLOLOL Obumba meets world leaders

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[sunny48]

Rejected Draft Of Newsweek "First Gay President" Cover Discovered

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[Liberty Valance]

[21stCenturion]

Because the re-arrangement is a cheat.

In the center is a rectangle, 1 x 3 ( h x w ). Find this in the original figure and you notice that the diagonal does NOT cross from corner to corner but misses it just ‘smidge’ at both corners. In the re-arrangement, this is ‘corrected’, although the result means that this line, when extended to the ‘new’ corners, actually ‘bends’ slightly as it passes through the indicated rectangle.

Don’t see it ? Try expanding the image and laying a straight edge along this diagonal. Otherwise, get some graph paper and actually cut out the figures and lay them out manually.

BTW: This is derived from centuries of obsession with the so-called Fibonacci Series ( 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, etc. ). The chosen dimensions occur in consecutive elements of the Series. You can construct similar ‘paradoxical dissections’ with dimensions 2, 3, 5 or 13, 21, 34 or whatever.

YMMV

21stCenturion

[JRios1968]

German Chancellor Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris.

“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.

“German,” she replies.

“Occupation?”

“No, just here for a few days.”

[unique1]

The Secret Service issued new rules of conduct for agents Friday.
They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars.
The rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage
in such behavior, they can run for public office like everyone else.
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“When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became Optional, and now it’s Legal.

I’m getting out before Our Commander & Chief makes it mandatory.”

GySgt Harry Berres, USMC
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Snow White And The Dwarf Coal Miners

One fateful day the seven dwarfs left to go work at the local coal mine (hey, even little people have to make a dollar) while Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine around noon with their food she saw that there had been a terrible cave in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out for them. She prayed her dwarfs had survived. “Hello, hello,” she cried out... “Can anyone hear me? Hello...” For quite some time, without hearing a word.
Just as she was about to lose hope, Snow White called out one last time... “Hello. Is anyone down there? Please, can anyone here me?” She then heard a faint voice, deep from within the mine. The voice said, “Vote for Obama!”

Snow White, relieved that at least one dwarf had survived, gasped “Oh, thank God Dopey is still alive.”

[Eepsy]

[glennaro]

I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this.

A VERY BRIEF HISTORY OF THE CONDOM

In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

No need to thank me. I do this as a public service for the advancement of American education.

[JRios1968]

[BenLurkin]

[Fawn]

OMG....thought that was real....was sad....but then....HAPPY. lol

[fredhead]

Ben,

Proof that 0bama sucks?