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[Lucky9teen]

Obama In History

World Changing Events You Didn't Know Obama Played A Part In

Obama Guest Lecturing With Einstein

Obama: The Hidden Genius Behind Microsoft

Obama And Nixon Meet Elvis

Obama With The Beatles On The Ed Sullivan Show

Obama Launching The Bay Of Pigs

Obama At The Fall Of The Berlin Wall

Obama Leading The Troops Across The Delaware

Obama At Stonehenge

Obama Witnessing The Surrender Of Japan On The USS Missouri

Obama Attending Napoleon's Coronation

Obama With Roosevelt's Rough Riders

Obama Landing In The New World With Columbus

Obama Celebrating V-J Day In Times Square

Obama Aiding Franklin's Kite Experiment

Obama Plants A Flag On The Moon With Neil Armstrong

Obama At The Signing Of The Declaration Of Independence

Obama Assists The Wright Brothers First Flight

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davewoodson RT @iowahawkblog: #Obamainhistory Washington could not tell a lie, Nixon could not tell the truth, Obama can't tell the difference

 

davewoodson RT @CuffyMeh: In 1803, Jefferson bought the Louisiana Purchase for $233 million in today's dollars, which Obama spent while you read this. #ObamaInHistory

 

carlcamera Why would http://t.co/fWyEJyZk worry about #pvv #seo? Are they selling ads? Apparently... http://t.co/VQ76H3sM #ObamaInHistory

 

RedMomBlueState I wonder if Obama's Aides are editing the Bible to include his accomplishments as THE ONE. "Oceans Receded", etc. #ObamaInHistory

 

Slybo Don't swap horses in midstream 1864 U.S. presidential campaign slogan of Abraham Lincoln. Don't swap asses in midstream #ObamaInHistory

 

StopMiPain #obamaInHistory Moses parted the Red Sea Obama lowered it

 

jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory Harry Truman dropped atomic bombs on Japan. Barrack Obama tried to apologize for it but was rebuffed by the Japanese.

 

kimfloydflorida the only hashtag not followed by CNN, MSNBC, ABC & CBS .. because they don' t want to know #obamainhistory !!

 

jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory George Bush threw up on Japanese Emperor Akihito. Barrack Obama bowed down before Japanese Emperor Akihito.

rustyweiss74 RT @KenShepherd: On this day in 1893, @BarackObama set up Elizabeth Warren's great-great-great grandparents on a blind date. #obamainhistory

 

shawndjohnson #obamainhistory Alexander the Great would only be Alexander the Mediocre while standing next to Obama.

 

johnrogersatty RT @secupp: On that fateful day in 1937, Obama offered to fly Amelia Earhart's Model 10 Electra to Howland Island. She refused. #ObamaInHistory

 

jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory Under G W Bush, American Taliban John Walker was captured & tried. Under Obama American al-Qaeda Anwar al-Awlaki was droned

 

twwasson Did u know Louis Pasteur perfected pasteurization & now Pres Obama supports him by having milk w/ Frosted Flakes everyday? #ObamaInHistory

 

garybambo RT @who__dat: #ObamaInHistory 9 June 1944, Obama gives a speech to thank the soldiers that took Omaha Beach who were, "fighting on my behalf."

 

pbertrand_8 RT @EthanMyers007: 30,000 Americans died on the Oregon Trail due to lack of health insurance. #ObamaInHistory

 

Kasons4 RT @TheRealBunker91: California, 1847 - Obama to The Donner Party - "You should have brought more dogs with you." #obamainhistory

 

kimfloydflorida Added to Obama's resume' under Skills.... Ability to send a thrill up #ChrisMatthews leg ... while on air! #obamainhistory

 

pbertrand_8 RT @stevenfhayward: In the beginning,God created the heavens and the Earth. And President Obama was there to say it was good.#obamainhistory

 

JayTreadwell 11.4.1879 Edison files for U.S. pat Incad Light bulb(IBL) 12/2007 EISA fails to be LAW 04/2008 Obama EPA regulate ILB away #ObamaInHistory

 

Kasons4 RT @Raccafracca: After David slew Goliath he cut off Goliath's head, removing all possibility for Obama to call a Beer Summit. #Obamainhistory

 

TheRealBunker91 Philadelphia, 1776 - Obama to Jefferson - "Can't we drop the 'In' from 'Independence'? This is all so foreign to me, Tom." #obamainhistory

 

Lisa_Luerssen RT @shawndjohnson: #obamainhistory Alexander the Great would only be Alexander the Mediocre while standing next to Obama.

 

Lisa_Luerssen RT @iowahawkblog: #Obamainhistory Washington could not tell a lie, Nixon could not tell the truth, Obama can't tell the difference

 

KenShepherd On this day in 1912, @BarackObama coined "rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic" cliche. President Taft told him "too soon" #obamainhistory

 

texas1214 Even the British paper are laughing at @BarackObama for his narcissistic behavior. #ObamaInHistory http://t.co/RlIl6D5L

 

The_Tom_Cat RT @Heritage: #ObamaInHistory: Complete fabrications & displays of arrogant power straight from the @WhiteHouse. The story: http://t.co/08pvLICt

 

jmbarnes1 #ObamaInHistory In 2002, the Winter Olympics were held in Salt Lake City. In 2009, Obama failed to help secure the Olympics for Chicago.

 

SilverBambi RT @DaggettBeaver: #ObamaInHistory Obama gives new meaning to "What's black and white and red all over?" #tcot

 

Lady_Ray626 RT @BradThor: Lincoln freed the slaves, #Obama freed everyone else from any semblance of personal responsibility. #ObamainHistory

 

TheRealBunker91 Philadelphia, 1787 - Obama at the Constitutional Convention - "What's with this 'WE' stuff?" #obamainhistory

Lisa_Luerssen Can't wait until obamaishistory is a hashtag!! :) #teaparty #palin #obamainhistory

SylenceDogood May 14, 1998, #ObamaInHistory Obama eulogizes death of Frank Sinatra. Talks about how he gave Frank singing lessons. O, the real crooner #p2

shawndjohnson #obamainhistory Obama confuses "history" with "His Story".

SpencerJGRMX Charlton Heston "From my cold dead hands" @nra speech, meanwhile Obama with Fast and Furious "into the warm Mexican hands" #ObamaInhistory

[Lucky9teen]

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time

[ShadowAce]

Woohoo!!! It’s Friday!!!

[Lucky9teen]

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[The Chief]

TOP 10 AND IN BEFORE THE PING, it is going to be a good day!

[The Chief]

TOP 10 AND IN BEFORE THE PING, it is going to be a good day!

[RandallFlagg]

IN before the ping!

[occamrzr06]

Top 5!

[NCC-1701]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TOP TEN!!!!!!!!!! Have a great weekend all.

[Lucky9teen]

[maine yankee]

Didn’t I see him on the beach in Normandy ?

[wyokostur]

YEA!! Friday...graduation weekend for my son!!! YEA!!

[gortklattu]

Please put me on the ping list?

[CPOSharky]

Zero’s new slogan (with apologies to Target):

Expect less, pay more.

[holly go-rightly]

Yay for Friday! I’m in!

[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF

[BerryDingle]

Paddy's birthday.

Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.

So, when Paddy's, 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick, took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother. "Grandma," he asked, "Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like me father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said, "Because ye father, ye grandfather and ye great-grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and ye were born in August, ya fookin idiot!

[ken in texas]

Or maybe it was in the jungles of VietNam? Possibly Cambodia? He probably saved John Kerry from certain death.

[sunny48]

The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a
prostitute wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800.00. The
Secret Service Agent offered $30.00.

How ironic is it that the only person in Washington willing to cut spending
gets fired?

[SMARTY]

Don’t forget that “O” is credited with the invention of the wheel and also the printing press.... what a guy!!

[Tatze]

Hot damn, pop the bubbly, IT'S FRIDAY!!!