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What 14 Corporations Would Look Like in Human Form
Cracked ^
| July 7, 2012
| Cracked Readers
Posted on 07/07/2012 12:50:14 PM PDT by EveningStar
Legally speaking, corporations have the same rights as people. We asked you to imagine if there was a real person who embodied everything we know about some of the biggest companies in the world. What would they look like, what job would they have, just how punchable could a human being possibly be?
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: corporations; cracked
For people who may be unaware of the corporations, here's a guide
14) Ikea
13) Pabst Blue Ribbon
12) Walmart
11) Speedway
10) Google
09) McDonald's
08) J.P. Morgan Chase
07) Bank of America
06) Bank of America
05) eBay
04) ExxonMobil
03) Whole Foods
02) Monsanto
01) The New York Times
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
To: EveningStar
I like the NY Times best.
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posted on
07/07/2012 12:53:21 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
07/07/2012 12:58:32 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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