What 14 Corporations Would Look Like in Human Form

Cracked ^ | July 7, 2012 | Cracked Readers

[EveningStar]

Legally speaking, corporations have the same rights as people. We asked you to imagine if there was a real person who embodied everything we know about some of the biggest companies in the world. What would they look like, what job would they have, just how punchable could a human being possibly be?

[EveningStar]

For people who may be unaware of the corporations, here's a guide

14) Ikea
13) Pabst Blue Ribbon
12) Walmart
11) Speedway
10) Google
09) McDonald's
08) J.P. Morgan Chase
07) Bank of America
06) Bank of America
05) eBay
04) ExxonMobil
03) Whole Foods
02) Monsanto
01) The New York Times

[EveningStar]

ping

[cripplecreek]

I like the NY Times best.

[Slings and Arrows]

Roger that.