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Swede's bottom impaled in freak funfair mishap
The Local ^ | 20 Jul 12 | no byline

Posted on 07/30/2012 6:02:56 PM PDT by a fool in paradise

A 31-year-old father of two is in hospital struggling against blood poisoning after a freak accident at a Swedish theme park on Sunday where a tow hitch on a children’s ride penetrated his rectum.

“It was a complete shock to the whole body,” the man told local paper Arbetarbladet.

The man had been visiting Furuvik theme park near Gävle in eastern Sweden with his two young daughters aged 2 and 4. The girls were enjoying the park's minicar rides, but the 4-year-old needed some help with operating the vehicle.

“She can’t step on the gas pedal herself, so I lifted her up and jumped on the back of the truck so she would fit in front of me,” the father told the paper.

...“It was terribly painful,” said the man to the paper.

...When finally back at home, the man started to shiver and soon developed a very high temperature. After seeking medical assistance it was established that he had bacteria in his blood and was subsequently treated with penicillin against the infection and morphine for the pain.

...Erika Rydstrand, the Furuvik marketing director, told the paper that nothing like this has ever happened before despite the ride being one of the park’s oldest. She also added that it is not supposed to be for adults.

“Not even in your wildest dreams could you foresee an accident such as this. He must have sat down very hard seeing as his trousers were also ripped,“ she told the paper, adding that the incident was regrettable.

According to Arbetarbladet, police are currently investigating the incident, which has been classified as causing bodily harm, and will be questioning the 31-year-old man about how the accident happened.

The tow hitch has reportedly been removed from the vehicle.

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To: a fool in paradise

Could’ve seen that coming.


21 posted on 07/30/2012 6:13:33 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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This is so not funny, y'all.

You there! Yeah. YOU. Stop laughing. Now.

On second thought, it is a little funny. I lost it myself when I saw the klown kar. And this is FR. Carry on.

22 posted on 07/30/2012 6:16:57 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Love the cult, respect the leader, but I simply can't drink the koolaid and die.)
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To: a fool in paradise

built into the seats in San Fran I bet


23 posted on 07/30/2012 6:16:57 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: a fool in paradise

(squirming) Owww...


24 posted on 07/30/2012 6:21:07 PM PDT by richmwill
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To: a fool in paradise

What a pain in the ass.


25 posted on 07/30/2012 6:21:51 PM PDT by dougiefresh
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To: a fool in paradise

One of the best episodes of Scrubs involved a light bulb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My5BQTKsa0w&feature=player_embedded


26 posted on 07/30/2012 6:23:57 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: a fool in paradise

A lot of my youth was spent skiing on the Mississippi. One of my ski buddies wiped out and hit a submerged tree. He got a limb up the rear and out his side. Nearly killed him and infection was a real concern. As far as I know he still has the chunk of wood hanging on his wall. Alcohol may have been involved.


27 posted on 07/30/2012 6:24:53 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: mylife

It was a one in a million shot..........


28 posted on 07/30/2012 6:26:26 PM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
See? This why we need gay parents! </sarc>


29 posted on 07/30/2012 6:27:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
hindsight foresight definitely should have looked...
30 posted on 07/30/2012 6:28:30 PM PDT by Dust in the Wind (U S Troops Rock)
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To: a fool in paradise

just damn


31 posted on 07/30/2012 6:31:23 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: Dust in the Wind

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...


32 posted on 07/30/2012 6:33:21 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Eric Holder's NAACP rally against the voter ID laws required the press to bring govt issue photo ID.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
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33 posted on 07/30/2012 6:45:21 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: a fool in paradise

That looks to me like a pretty dumb thing to leave on that little truck.

It was a disaster looking for a place to happen.


34 posted on 07/30/2012 6:46:01 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: a fool in paradise; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; ...

Yeah, we need to get the gang over here.

If you wanna be on the Seinfeld Ping List, just, um, have a seat over here.


35 posted on 07/30/2012 6:50:03 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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36 posted on 07/30/2012 6:59:51 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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37 posted on 07/30/2012 7:00:29 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Daffynition

Image linkee brokee. :^(


38 posted on 07/30/2012 7:22:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMFAO!


39 posted on 07/30/2012 7:24:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: doorgunner69

LOL.


40 posted on 07/30/2012 7:27:11 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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