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Lab tech parties with escaped monkeys
clickorlando.com ^ | 8-22-2012

Posted on 08/23/2012 4:13:55 AM PDT by Renfield

A Georgia Health Sciences University lab tech was recently discovered in a campus locker room engaging in unusual behavior.

Authorities said 32-year-old Coley Mitchell was jailed after he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a locker room in the Sanders Research and Education Building while two lab monkeys were found roaming free, outside their cages, the Augusta Chronicle reported.

Mitchell was booked into Richmond County jail on charges of public intoxication. The monkeys were examined and found to be unharmed.


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: monkeys; ohoh; party
Lot of funny comments at the clickorlando.com site...mostly relating the incident to Obama in some way.
1 posted on 08/23/2012 4:13:57 AM PDT by Renfield
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To: Renfield

“Authorities said 32-year-old Coley Mitchell was jailed after he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a locker room...”

If Mitchell were a Republican, that would have been stated; hence he must be a Democrat since no political affiliation was listed.

Hell, I’m guessing he’s a Kennedy relative!


2 posted on 08/23/2012 4:28:58 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: Renfield

I just don’t know where to begin on this; suffice to say it sounds as though Mr. Mitchell is preparing for the DNC Convention.


3 posted on 08/23/2012 4:29:07 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: headsonpikes

That was my second thought. At least he didn’t taken them for a drive.


4 posted on 08/23/2012 4:30:23 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Where Liberty dwells, there is my Country. - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Renfield

Looks like a couple freepers in the comment section. Lol. One even said “buggery”. ;0)


5 posted on 08/23/2012 4:31:54 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Renfield

Lee. Harvey. You are a madman....


6 posted on 08/23/2012 4:44:41 AM PDT by Pete (29thday.org Exponential problems require exponential solutions)
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To: humblegunner; jaypounder; LessGovIsTheBestGov; Mobile Vulgus; Suvroc10; Brittany Pounders; ...
"Mitchell was booked into Richmond County jail on charges of public intoxication. The monkeys were examined and found to be unharmed."

All were returned to their respective cages in time to post their scheduled blog entries.
7 posted on 08/23/2012 4:45:20 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Renfield
The monkeys were examined and found to be unharmed.

"Unharmed" meaning.......

8 posted on 08/23/2012 4:58:34 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Word Is Out,Harry Reid's Into Child Porn.Release All Your Photos,Harry!)
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To: Renfield
When someone yells “Free the Monkeys!”, it's time to leave the party.
9 posted on 08/23/2012 4:59:40 AM PDT by Never on my watch (I can see November from the Chick-Fil-A drive through lane.)
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To: Renfield
he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a locker room .....while two lab monkeys were found roaming free,

I'll bet the monkeys are still laughing over that one......

10 posted on 08/23/2012 5:02:50 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My 6 pack abs are now a full keg......)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Did PETA demand rape kits?


11 posted on 08/23/2012 5:17:29 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: shibumi

12 posted on 08/23/2012 5:20:22 AM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo, being wily, pities the fool.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Did PETA demand rape kits?


13 posted on 08/23/2012 5:23:57 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: Hot Tabasco

He was just “spanking the monkey.”


14 posted on 08/23/2012 5:31:27 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: Pete

And thats the facts JACK!


15 posted on 08/23/2012 5:32:18 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: Northern Yankee

I demand equality for human-simian-simian marriage now, you bigots.


16 posted on 08/23/2012 5:35:22 AM PDT by relictele
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To: Renfield; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; martin_fierro; beaversmom; momtothree; Bender2
Lot of funny comments at the clickorlando.com site...mostly relating the incident to Obama in some way.

Understatement! No wonder the page starts off with a pic of "two pints of Guinness stout beer on bar".

In the Mood

17 posted on 08/23/2012 5:38:57 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Renfield

Rock out with your monkey out!


18 posted on 08/23/2012 5:57:38 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: Ezekiel

19 posted on 08/23/2012 6:04:08 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: headsonpikes

Likely an engagement party.


20 posted on 08/23/2012 6:12:23 AM PDT by RavenLooneyToon (Tail gunner Joe was right.)
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To: Daffynition
Were they "trained" monkeys?


21 posted on 08/23/2012 6:16:22 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: headsonpikes
Hell, I’m guessing he’s a Kennedy relative!

Unlikely - no one died.

22 posted on 08/23/2012 6:22:39 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: Ezekiel

23 posted on 08/23/2012 6:28:40 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Renfield

You must have received the Count’s permission to post this after after he gave you your daily ration of bugs and spiders. Were some of them so old they’d fermented?


24 posted on 08/23/2012 6:29:20 AM PDT by libstripper
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To: shibumi

25 posted on 08/23/2012 6:30:42 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: libstripper

I’m not allowed to break into the black widow juice until 5:00PM.


26 posted on 08/23/2012 6:34:56 AM PDT by Renfield (Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
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To: Renfield

Another fraternity initiation event gone wrong.


27 posted on 08/23/2012 6:40:48 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Renfield

“Sanders Research and Education Building” - This is where the Colonel keeps his secret recipe.


28 posted on 08/23/2012 6:44:12 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Renfield

This just sounds like another Monday morning for Joe Biden.


29 posted on 08/23/2012 6:45:27 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Renfield
Looks like the monkeys might have higher IQs.


30 posted on 08/23/2012 6:57:13 AM PDT by bgill
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To: Ezekiel

Actually I picture THIS music as more likely to accompany whatever was going on in that lab....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBs9gZQX7lQ


31 posted on 08/23/2012 6:59:13 AM PDT by Renfield (Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
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To: shibumi; humblegunner
All were returned to their respective cages in time to post their scheduled blog entries.

Aren't they a little overqualified for that?

32 posted on 08/23/2012 7:08:29 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (ABO/Ryan 2012)
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To: Renfield; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition

Okay I tracked it down, the ultimate monkey party music...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2893618/posts


33 posted on 08/23/2012 7:34:27 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Ezekiel

Good Lord...that’s not party music. All I could think of when seeing that were Nazi doctors, Project Monarch, and MK Ultra.


34 posted on 08/23/2012 8:18:04 AM PDT by Renfield (Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
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To: Renfield; Daffynition
Good Lord...that’s not party music. All I could think of when seeing that were Nazi doctors, Project Monarch, and MK Ultra.

Well yeah kind of appropriate then! Did you see the perp at post 30? Those poor monkeys!

Oh sure we can close our eyes and imagine that he was playing this kind of monkey music, but now that would be delusional. ;-)

35 posted on 08/23/2012 9:42:00 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Ezekiel; Renfield

What, no link to Ernie Kovacs Nairobi Trio?


36 posted on 08/23/2012 10:44:19 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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