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What's with these healthfood fanatics?...(humor)
YouTube ^ | 08/27/12 | fabian

Posted on 08/27/2012 10:40:13 AM PDT by fabian

What is happening here? Coffee enemas, hempmilk, soymilk...I have tried them all. Not the enemas though! Yikes!


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: funny; healthfood; nuts; patience
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To: fabian

The tube up your butt isn’t the bad part, it’s that damned Movi-Prep you have to drink the night before.


21 posted on 08/27/2012 11:18:54 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: trailhkr1

Sorry to hear that. I do believe that much of prostate cancer and all cancers can be eliminated through being really close to God and a better diet so that nothing stays in the colon and bleeds over to the prostate.


22 posted on 08/27/2012 11:19:25 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: listenhillary

O boy...great..now hot peppers up the butt!


23 posted on 08/27/2012 11:21:53 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: mnehring

Yes...Trudeau is a copycat big time con man.


24 posted on 08/27/2012 11:23:32 AM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: left that other site

” Can drinking “hempmilk” have the same effect as smoking it?”

Jusy imagine what a hempmilk enema could do for ya..


25 posted on 08/27/2012 11:28:50 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Ignorance is bliss- I'm stoked)
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To: mnehring
I've heard about Kevin Trudeau and some other quacks pushing it but I decided to check what you mentioned and I could find nothing from John Hopkins recommending it (link) However, one reference I found said John Hopkins administered a warning it is a dangerous procedure.

Th John Hopkins reference was off the top of my head but a year or so ago in Men's Health magazine a medical school did say they were looking at cofee enemas to shrink some tumors such as prostate, liver and pancreatic cancers under clinical research and it showed signs of working. I would suspect doing it at home is not recommended is what John Hopkins was referring to???

26 posted on 08/27/2012 11:30:42 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Ai Yi Yi! :-0


27 posted on 08/27/2012 11:32:09 AM PDT by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: fabian
I do believe that much of prostate cancer and all cancers can be eliminated through being really close to God

Strong Christians don't get cancer? Any credible link Christians get less cancer/and or cure themselves through prayer?

better diet so that nothing stays in the colon and bleeds over to the prostate.

Diet does play a roll in many cancers but not all and sometimes you get cancer no matter how healthy you live or how close you are to God.

28 posted on 08/27/2012 11:42:29 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: fabian

you actually go to starbucks???

WOW after their open money giving and pro homosexual agenda I stopped going there some time ago and to be honest the lay abouts who hang around there, the snotty nosed staff and the God awful coffee made to more easy to never step foot in a starbucks again.

I thought all conservatives had stopped going there by now so as not to give money to the left wing agenda


29 posted on 08/27/2012 12:04:20 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: mnehring

Some chick will sue McDonalds for it being too hot in her butt.

Meanwhile, Obama can keep blowing smoke up people’s rear.


30 posted on 08/27/2012 12:06:32 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: fabian

The coffee enema thing was exposed as a hoax ... a rumor started by Juan Valdez.


31 posted on 08/27/2012 12:07:11 PM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: fabian; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

Bob went to the doctor to get a coffee enema as a touted alternative cancer cure.

The nurse administered the coffee and Bob screeched “Ooooh!”

“Too hot?”, the nurse asked.

“No, too sweet!”


32 posted on 08/27/2012 12:10:03 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: fabian; a fool in paradise
I'd agree to it, but it would have to be a decaf low fat cappuccino up my butt! (Brown sugar, needless to say.)

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* meaning the nurse.

33 posted on 08/27/2012 12:20:40 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: trailhkr1

Yes, there are plenty of people whom practice the Be Still mental exercise that teaches one to deal calmly with evil that have been cured of cancer. Taught at the fhu.com...it is miraculous, for real...not bs.


34 posted on 08/27/2012 12:43:44 PM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: a fool in paradise

haha!


35 posted on 08/27/2012 12:45:46 PM PDT by fabian (" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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To: Revolting cat!
The cycle continues...


36 posted on 08/27/2012 12:53:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows; dfwgator; Fiji Hill

Completely unrelated (spread the word):

http://smarturl.it/duquesnewhistleNPR


37 posted on 08/27/2012 1:02:04 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: listenhillary

I think you mean giving birth again.


38 posted on 08/27/2012 3:30:02 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: fabian

Nonsense. Eventually, if you live long enough every male will develop prostate cancer. It’s inevitable. Of course, the same could be said for all forms of cancer. The body gets old, we all die, it’s a fact of life. No one yet has been so close to their God that they haven’t died.


39 posted on 08/27/2012 3:34:20 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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To: manc

Shows you what you know. Starbucks won a lot of conservatives over with its strong 2nd Amendment stance. When anti-gun groups boycotted Starbucks in the early part of this year, pro-gun consumers stood up for Starbucks. Very similar to the Chick-Fil-A thing, but since sex wasn’t involved it didn’t get the media hype.


40 posted on 08/27/2012 3:38:15 PM PDT by Melas (u)
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