Posted on 08/30/2012 1:42:18 PM PDT by EveningStar
Your cat doesn't care that you're tired or want to read the paper, it's hungry and not gonna let you rest until that food dish is full. Even then, it's probably still going to later dart between your legs as you walk down the stairs. That's just your cat's natural dickish behavior. Don't fault them for it, something in the feline DNA compels cats to be indifferent jerks roughly 80% of the time (yes, we made that stat up). Cats can be real jerkwads and we've got the evidence to back it up.
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Eddy Haskell. ;-)
Wut? What does that mean, “live without cats?” I don’t understand what you are trying to say. ;-)
Indeed they do, and they are innocent as a new-born kitten, even the mischievous ones.
My grandfather had a kitty who rang a bell he hung from the front door handle when she wanted outside. He was well trained to get up from his rocker and open the front door for her. So well trained that she started using that bell whenever she wanted him to do something in the kitchen.
Yep. They’re not so dumb as they look, LOLOL!
Or so they would have us believe. ;^)
I do believe.
LMAO!! These are hilarious! Have you seen Buttermilk the goat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ
What I said. We can’t live without cats. What’s confusing about that?
LOL! Sorry! I just can’t understand the expression, “live without cats,” is all. It doesn’t
compute. I can’t get my brain around it. It’s far too bizarre a concept. Is it even English?
It’s an odd string of meaningless letters. Beyond comprehension. Completely unfathomable.
Oh look! Miss Hissy Slashy is sleeping next to Shadow! I think they finally made up again.
Kinda cruel on the parents’ part. Just give the lion the baby already, geeze. ....I’ve always thought “If RumDum was just a little bit bigger, I’d be a snack.”
Those are great!
My fave is the Birman riding the Roomba: “Wait’ll my ride swings back by, and I’ll swat you again Dawg!” Really cool customer.
Stop taking “can’t” off it, then.
In fairness, that pit bull is just a big softy. Case in point:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GEzD6wh8o&feature=relmfu
You do know that I’m pulling your leg as hard as you’re pulling mine back? [smiles]
How are you? You sound pretty feisty, as usual.
No doubt. Lookin fwd to seeing that Sunday, will prolly assuage the blahs of a new work week.
I have a pit-ish doggie anxious to cheer me up right now, so I think I’ll go humor her a bit & maybe catch a nap.
Good plan.
Excellent
That was sweet.
My best bud has pix from the 80s when he and his girl had a menagerie - cats, bunnies & a dobie pup. All of ‘em on the couch snuggled together. One of my all-time favorites, major warm fuzzies when I see it.
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